i havent washed dishes in years
irritates my girl how she will wash dishes
and ill come and pour me a glass of something
or dirty a plate
well a few weeks ago
i guess she had enough
and we started arguing about it
not anything big
but arguing back and forth
i finally said look
"im the dude
ur the woman
its just how it is
u wash dishes
i make sure bills are paid
im sorry but thats just how it is"
she laughed
told me to shut up
i said no
im the man of this house
what i say goes
now come here and gimmie a kiss
she was like NO
but smiling
so i walked up started kissing her neck
she was like stop it
nawghtyhare
i said what did i just say
i run this
grabbed her boob and kiss the spot on her neck she likes
then kissed her lips
lifted up her shirt started kissing her nipples
she started to melt
brought her to the room and it was on and cracking
and guess what happened after
she got up
made me a sandwich
and washed them damn dishes
while i chilled and played smash bros ultimate on the switch