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does not mean but certainly does imply that a tongue in your anus is a risk you are willing to takeGotta grow up liking under your balls licked means you want a finger in your butt?
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Condoms are always gonna be used no matter what. Until I get in a serious relationship with a woman I truly care for. Then I'm going back to team raw so I can finally shoot the club up. 
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The yoga class I posted about a few pages back was aiiiight.. Few shorties in there that I'll have to investigate a little further 
Another class tonight. I'm ready to check out the scenery
The beginning of semesters is always fun 
Another class tonight. I'm ready to check out the scenery
The beginning of semesters is always fun 
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surgev1 I thought you been deep in some yambs with the success of the football and now basketball team at your school.
Hell nah
man, it doesn't work like that, I wish shorties gave up yambs because of some local sports hype. Downtown was crazy last weekend though, they even had ESPN posted up at the stockyards all week. I'm off relationships until that rare one comes through, until then I'm just trying to be a homie to these girls, that only hit me up when she's tryna *uck.
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Dude just transfer to LSU for a semester....fall to be exact. We did pretty good in football and basketball starting off real good. These successful seasons are nothing new for us and chicks throwing the yambs because the team won is nothing new. They just want to have fun!
Hell nah
I'm off relationships until that rare one comes through, until then I'm just trying to be a homie to these girls, that only hit me up when she's tryna *uck.
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Hell nah
I'm off relationships until that rare one comes through, until then I'm just trying to be a homie to these girls, that only hit me up when she's tryna *uck.
IDK, you might be doing something wrong. I went to a small D2 and the chics was throwing themselves at these terrible *** basketball players like we was UNC and everyone had a multimiliion dollar future just ahead of them and they were staking their Golddigging claim early, even on the road. It was sad really, especially them Carribean chics.
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Close home girl I've known since 10years old texts me out of the blue and wants me to smash. Thing is she's busted and I wouldn't even enjoy it. How do I reject her without dissing her? I'm about to say we're too close and she'd get attached.
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Tell her you value the friendship too much and wouldnt change it for the world. Easy. Then just toss somebody else the assist to get her mind off you, in fact maybe suggest she join POF.
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She said, "But I want you to. I still look at you the same way" girl's not giving up. Hmm maybe ask her if she'd be down for a menage?
girl's not giving up. Hmm maybe ask her if she'd be down for a menage?
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Bruh said sign her up for pof 
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Funny back story on her. My homie used to bad mouth how ugly she was and said he'd never touch her! We went to her house party years later. All of us were drunk in her room chilling. She asks him, "I think my TV's broken. Can you help me fix it?" I'm like alright let me see if this guy is true to his word and leave the room 
I walk in 10-15 mins later . . . my dude is in those guts raw . I walk out, go downstairs, and tell our other homie, yo, our man is laying it down upstairs on you know who. We walk in on them and she says, "WTF!" storming out the room. My boy has his head down in his palms, repeatedly yelling, "Why didn't you stop me! I'm literally on the floor ! My dude just told me about a month ago (nearly 10 years later) that he shot up the club that night 
I walk in 10-15 mins later . . . my dude is in those guts raw . I walk out, go downstairs, and tell our other homie, yo, our man is laying it down upstairs on you know who. We walk in on them and she says, "WTF!" storming out the room. My boy has his head down in his palms, repeatedly yelling, "Why didn't you stop me! I'm literally on the floor ! My dude just told me about a month ago (nearly 10 years later) that he shot up the club that night
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"Why didn't you stop me!"
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Check her Homie...
This might be late but you need to talk to her first and put up boundaries before telling the Homie.
The only problem with this is like I said before, she might manipulate the situation to her advantage but this is all dependent upon how wide your homies nose is opened for her. It's nothing wrong with being "casual" friends with a significant others friends but lines need to be drawn in the sand. I've had my wife's friends call me on that late night ish, looking for a shoulder to cry on but I nipped that ish in the bud. My loyalty is to my wife and not her friends and you need to tell her just that. Your loyalty is to the Homie not his girl.
Have a civil discussion with her first.
If this happens again, it's time to sit the homie down and air her out. True friends won't get mad, they will be thankful you didn't have them looking crazy Outchea in these streets.
Just be as diplomatic, cool and level headed as you can with her. Also this could lead to a strain with your Homie but like I said a true bro will not let ***** come between each other, having them looking crazy will.
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What's up yambliy ain't been here in a min . San Antonio is killing your boy been hitting up Austin and Houston on my days off and I'm winning out there , looks like my days are numbered in the Alamo city
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MUGEn. Where baby watch 2015 at??
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Yambily, whats the consensus on writing love letters? Are they corny and played out or do they have positive effects, especially in the initial stages of seduction.
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Really depends on the lady in the initial stages. If it's someone that is reciprocating the same vibes and affection, then there is nothing wrong with hitting them with a nice poem, etc.. Thing is now the game is so messed up because anything that shows a man's vulnerability is considered "thirsty"[emoji]128516[/emoji] which is ridiculous in itself. Writing love notes and leaving little sticky notes with short poems or Haikus, helped me get my wife because writing anything on paper is foreign and a lost art. Just make sure she is special/appreciative enough for that type of romance.
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One month left but she is ready for as she calls her"demon" baby to come right now[emoji]128516[/emoji]
Got to get another shotty for these young ****** in these streets[emoji]128516[/emoji]
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How about when she sends you a sexy snapchats when you get home from work and you fall asleep before even opening the ***** texts too. Man
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Probably in high school when a bit of vulnerability is allowed, and in a long long term relationship like dude said to spice it up. In between? nah. Sorry Cyrano, different world out there, you're just gonna be next on that summer jam screen when she's pissed.
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Met this girl a few months back, was open with me and said she was talking to another guy overseas- she lives in Europe, just here for a few months. I'm like coo, anyway recently she been trying to check me on stuff I have been doing, like kicking it or even who I am kicking it with- essentially trippin on everything. So last night she is like, I just want you to be honest with me I don't care if your'e talking to other people just tell me. I tell her that's honestly none of her business, she not my girl. But I told her I was on the way to a girls house while I was on the phone with her. She was hurt ya'll. Was that ****** up?
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If she was honest with you why couldn't you reciprocate? No one likes looking like a fool.
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Bruh. When sheon top and she bites her bottom lip as she riding... AdobeCS4 Junior almost happened, cuh. I saw the light.
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