TAY: thread about yambs...

[ricky409]

In my class... In my group... There is a chick. Here's her credentials.

30 years old
bi racial. I think her dad is black.
Lives at home... yes. At home.
crazy stupid thick
Played college soccer
Seems to have low self esteem
very jittery, laughs a lot.
wants to study...

And i'm the only American black man in the class of 50 people

should I thank the #basedgod for this?

 

[maliz]

^^^


Take it....you've been blessed

Another note, I got white girl fever.

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Walking around campus and my eyes was bugging. Ain't tasted no vanilla in a bit.

 

[stay strong]

In my class... In my group... There is a chick. Here's her credentials.

30 years old
bi racial. I think her dad is black.
Lives at home... yes. At home.
crazy stupid thick
Played college soccer
Seems to have low self esteem
very jittery, laughs a lot.
wants to study...

And i'm the only American black man in the class of 50 people

should I thank the #basedgod for this?

You should praise him

 

[championboyz7]

I told my best friend i tagged his ex last month. He took it well but i know its,bothering him
Oh tomorrow Ima keep spitting game at this cutie that started talking to me last class

 

[216301baller]

Yo nt should I fall back on this chick or keep going..we don't know each other like that but anyways were texting she's like she laying in bed i reply scoot over make room for me..in all honesty I was joking just to see what she would say... she's like na..I reply maybe some other time she says na..now.I'm sitting here feeling awkward as hell...I think ima fall back for a few days maybe week

 

[relli45]

^^^

Take it....you've been blessed
Another note, I got white girl fever.Walking around campus and my eyes was bugging. Ain't tasted no vanilla in a bit.

This n***a...I ain't mad tho

 

[thadocta]

Yo nt should I fall back on this chick or keep going..we don't know each other like that but anyways were texting she's like she laying in bed i reply scoot over make room for me..in all honesty I was joking just to see what she would say... she's like na..I reply maybe some other time she says na..now.I'm sitting here feeling awkward as hell...I think ima fall back for a few days maybe week

realtalk just send her a pic of urjunk then shell have to make a decision taht could save u time

 

[216301baller]

Come on bra lmao..ill take that as you need to fall back

 

[maliz]

thadocta right tho...nobody got time for games. I can see where you getting your signals crossed and I would keep it moving.

 

[ricky409]

Yo nt should I fall back on this chick or keep going..we don't know each other like that but anyways were texting she's like she laying in bed i reply scoot over make room for me..in all honesty I was joking just to see what she would say... she's like na..I reply maybe some other time she says na..now.I'm sitting here feeling awkward as hell...I think ima fall back for a few days maybe week

should have said "you lost out sweetheart." Or "welp, I won't feel bad when them monsters get you"...

Still do it...and if not? Eff it... delete the # ... out of sight, out of mind.

 

[trilluminated]

you should have told her that she needs to become about that queen size life..

that way she'll have room for you in the bed.

 

[216301baller]

I **** with yall heavy 100..aye ricky ima have to borrow that monsters line for another time

 

[nawghtyhare]

thadocta right tho...nobody got time for games. I can see where you getting your signals crossed and I would keep it moving.

Listen to this man look u aint got time for all that we men are endangered species women outnumber us 3-1 there should be women lined up on each mans porch praying she is worthy enough for him to unleash his seeds upon thy face. If one woman aint down with the program its another one that is just keep it moving. Oh and if or when this female thats playing games does come around make sure its at her house on her bed so the SECOND u bust that nut u start getting dressed. She gonna ask where u going remind her of that text and how she aint wanna share her bed then hahahaha she gonna be mad but it wont matter cause u got them yambs.

 

[onthe23rd]

I had a friend drive from cali to Arizona for some yams, in the end she had a man and he didn't even smash. :x

 

[weekz]

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DIS MY MOVIE!

 

[b20 eg8]

Yo nt should I fall back on this chick or keep going..we don't know each other like that but anyways were texting she's like she laying in bed i reply scoot over make room for me..in all honesty I was joking just to see what she would say... she's like na..I reply maybe some other time she says na..now.I'm sitting here feeling awkward as hell...I think ima fall back for a few days maybe week

The fact that she even wrote back na two times means you're not totally out of it my dude. If she wasn't feeling it at all she wouldn't have even hit you with that.

She honestly probably wasn't feeling the fact that you had it in question form.

Next time be a little more aggressive.. not too aggressive so you scare her off but I guess straight to the point would be a better way of putting it.

This is from earlier tonight. ( no brag/humble brag) just showing that some of the **** you think would have no chance at succeeding actually gets the job done.

This works 9/10 times.

 

[jthagreat]

Yo nt should I fall back on this chick or keep going..we don't know each other like that but anyways were texting she's like she laying in bed i reply scoot over make room for me..in all honesty I was joking just to see what she would say... she's like na..I reply maybe some other time she says na..now.I'm sitting here feeling awkward as hell...I think ima fall back for a few days maybe week

i think you did well with the line "scoot" but like she said "Na"

so if she cant even jokingly entertain you, let her go. why waste your time. dudes in here gonna have you lookin desperate.

 

[sreggie101]

I cockblocked myself playing Borderlands 2 for too long last night. Girl was horny and I told her I just wanted to play the game with the homie for a half hour because I just bought it. Got caught up playing for longer than I thought (2 hours) and turned around to this

I feel that this will be a recurring dilemma for me since I actually have friends with the same video game, actually playing more than once a month, for the first time since high school when I was extremely addicted to clan battles on Battlefield 2 for PS2 :\ And...the yambs are good but I can have any night since she live with me.

I know that feel bro. Lived with my girl for over 4 years and that halo-friends combo was tough lol. Living with your girl is enjoy that!

 

[johnnyredstorm]

one thing i learned from my time in montreal this weekend: if you talk to the hottest chick in a group and hold her attention for at least 15 minutes, getting a dance in or two, you could pretty much have any of lesser looking her friends.

 

[maliz]

Yo nt should I fall back on this chick or keep going..we don't know each other like that but anyways were texting she's like she laying in bed i reply scoot over make room for me..in all honesty I was joking just to see what she would say... she's like na..I reply maybe some other time she says na..now.I'm sitting here feeling awkward as hell...I think ima fall back for a few days maybe week

The fact that she even wrote back na two times means you're not totally out of it my dude. If she wasn't feeling it at all she wouldn't have even hit you with that.

She honestly probably wasn't feeling the fact that you had it in question form.

Next time be a little more aggressive.. not too aggressive so you scare her off but I guess straight to the point would be a better way of putting it.

This is from earlier tonight. ( no brag/humble brag) just showing that some of the **** you think would have no chance at succeeding actually gets the job done.

This works 9/10 times.

I see you bruh, well played.

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and chicks do like aggressiveness in conversation and etc...it shows confidences and conveys strength. I learned that quick in HS, use to be shy and got none. Grew some balls and smashed the baddest chick in the school. Even more relevant as you get older, women don't want punks.

Also being direct, what you got to lose? Its yes or no. Come over or don't.

 

[T Lo Sweater]

man i need some new yambs. ive been with this girl for 2 years now. her yambs is good but im tryna find some more. thank god for college. got 2 potentials on deck

 

[sreggie101]

Yo nt should I fall back on this chick or keep going..we don't know each other like that but anyways were texting she's like she laying in bed i reply scoot over make room for me..in all honesty I was joking just to see what she would say... she's like na..I reply maybe some other time she says na..now.I'm sitting here feeling awkward as hell...I think ima fall back for a few days maybe week

The fact that she even wrote back na two times means you're not totally out of it my dude. If she wasn't feeling it at all she wouldn't have even hit you with that.

She honestly probably wasn't feeling the fact that you had it in question form.

Next time be a little more aggressive.. not too aggressive so you scare her off but I guess straight to the point would be a better way of putting it.

This is from earlier tonight. ( no brag/humble brag) just showing that some of the **** you think would have no chance at succeeding actually gets the job done.

This works 9/10 times.

I see you bruh, well played.

Spoiler: Warning: Spoiler!

and chicks do like aggressiveness in conversation and etc...it shows confidences and conveys strength. I learned that quick in HS, use to be shy and got none. Grew some balls and smashed the baddest chick in the school. Even more relevant as you get older, women don't want punks.

Also being direct, what you got to lose? Its yes or no. Come over or don't.

damn i really went about college the wrong way

 

[T Lo Sweater]

what do you guys think about smashing girls that have boyfriends

 

[romedadude]

Aye quick question am i the only dude who has never bust while getting head? Females have always gotten me close but i never seem to reach the plateau

You're not alone fam. This girl gave me some head that give me an out of body experience, I swear I was levitating, looking down on my body. and I still couldn't bust. I've always wanted to do some porn type shot on a girls face but it never happens.

 

[41239]

Yo nt should I fall back on this chick or keep going..we don't know each other like that but anyways were texting she's like she laying in bed i reply scoot over make room for me..in all honesty I was joking just to see what she would say... she's like na..I reply maybe some other time she says na..now.I'm sitting here feeling awkward as hell...I think ima fall back for a few days maybe week

The fact that she even wrote back na two times means you're not totally out of it my dude. If she wasn't feeling it at all she wouldn't have even hit you with that.

She honestly probably wasn't feeling the fact that you had it in question form.

Next time be a little more aggressive.. not too aggressive so you scare her off but I guess straight to the point would be a better way of putting it.

This is from earlier tonight. ( no brag/humble brag) just showing that some of the **** you think would have no chance at succeeding actually gets the job done.

This works 9/10 times.

she said now tho, idk, but whenever a girl said now to me they were for real, i would fall back a couple of days, but shes still flirting so i would still try to smash