TAY: thread about yambs...

[beh235]

How do you tell her shes getting fat?
Not gf but fwb .

. You serious bro? I don't get down like this but this should have been your line of thought, if she's a fwb, and you saw this coming, you should have been lining up a replacement. It's a fwb, y'all know what it is. Not that hard .

 

[Y4BBZY]

How do you tell her shes getting fat?
Not gf but fwb .

You don't, you get a new one. End.

 

[sunshineblotters]

If she forgot about you then you didn't leave a (lasting) impression and it's probably a long shot to advance it. If she didn't forget she's playing games & no P is worth chasing.
Pursuing is one thing, but chasing a chick ain't synonymous with Alpha male qualities.

A couple weeks ago i got this girls number and and hit her up. Told her i would be back in town the next day and that I would hit her up. I hit her up and she responded. Told me she'd be back late. I told her its cool. Hit me up when you are back in town. She said she would. She never did so i dead her. She just seemed so interested i wasnt sure if i shouldve hit her up again or not. Too late now, just reflecting.

 

[dakingii]

Erectile Dysfunction is a b**** never thought it would happen to me.

Been talking to this new chick for a couple weeks now and anytime she comes over I cant perform. I dont know what it is but i just cant keep it up. She'll be in my bed literally begging for me to **** her but i can't. I'll give her the ******** excuse that we shouldnt have sex yet because it would ruin the relationship but really its because I cant get it up.

I keep chalking it up to the fact that my body is tired( its usually like 3-4 am and im normally sleep by 12 or 1), but as a 22 year-old, in-shape, healthy male I feel that I should be able to go no matter the time.

I completed No Fap November and i no longer watch porn so i dont know what the problem is

I dont even want to invite her over anymore in fear that i cant perform again.

 

[sunshineblotters]

Let me know the results of that. I havent been fapping for a while but i have a hard time getting it up. Which is why i quit fapping. I dont know if it will translate to sex or if i just got bored of porn.

 

[sunshineblotters]

Also currently they recommend 3 months without fapping or porn to get over what they call "porn induced ed"

 

[MetalMario]

pretty funny last night, hungout with some friends and my best friend with benefits is there and dropped signals that she wanted to get it on. outta nowhere friend(host) told us everyone to leave. its like 1:30 which is wayyyy early by normal standards, so me and bfwb (^)chill in my car and we knew were gonna take an L tonight and not do business because we got no where to do the deed, we couldnt use my car or hers cuz I'm 6'2 driving a civic and impossible for 2 people in the back. plus we were hoping to use freinds house anyway. ended up doing everything but actual yambing. she just said save for next time but both of us left with

bringing my truck next time

 

[jayhood23]

pretty funny last night, hungout with some friends and my best friend with benefits is there and dropped signals that she wanted to get it on. outta nowhere friend(host) told us everyone to leave. its like 1:30 which is wayyyy early by normal standards, so me and bfwb (^)chill in my car and we knew were gonna take an L tonight and not do business because we got no where to do the deed, we couldnt use my car or hers cuz I'm 6'2 driving a civic and impossible for 2 people in the back. plus we were hoping to use freinds house anyway. ended up doing everything but actual yambing. she just said save for next time but both of us left with

bringing my truck next time

You were gonna smash at your friends crib?

 

[Mark Antony]

Erectile Dysfunction is a b**** never thought it would happen to me.

Been talking to this new chick for a couple weeks now and anytime she comes over I cant perform. I dont know what it is but i just cant keep it up. She'll be in my bed literally begging for me to **** her but i can't. I'll give her the ******** excuse that we shouldnt have sex yet because it would ruin the relationship but really its because I cant get it up.

I keep chalking it up to the fact that my body is tired( its usually like 3-4 am and im normally sleep by 12 or 1), but as a 22 year-old, in-shape, healthy male I feel that I should be able to go no matter the time.

I completed No Fap November and i no longer watch porn so i dont know what the problem is

I dont even want to invite her over anymore in fear that i cant perform again.

Cot damn my *****. ED at 22? RIP.

 

[ricky409]

just took a long ride on my motorcycle... finally got that bish running...

i'm riding down the highway screamin' "young and flex'n!" inside of my helmet...

dont know... but as soon as i hopped off the bike, i felt swagged out to the max and ready to receive yambs...

about to hiddup the top diva... i'm hype...

 

[MetalMario]

pretty funny last night, hungout with some friends and my best friend with benefits is there and dropped signals that she wanted to get it on. outta nowhere friend(host) told us everyone to leave. its like 1:30 which is wayyyy early by normal standards, so me and bfwb (^)chill in my car and we knew were gonna take an L tonight and not do business because we got no where to do the deed, we couldnt use my car or hers cuz I'm 6'2 driving a civic and impossible for 2 people in the back. plus we were hoping to use freinds house anyway. ended up doing everything but actual yambing. she just said save for next time but both of us left with

bringing my truck next time

You were gonna smash at your friends crib?

not as bad as I meant it to be, place has been known to get down after hours which is normal standards

 

[Mark Antony]

This one chick is dumb quiet when we have normal convo but she's the one that stays hitting me up. I'll prolly go straight to yambs talk then.

 

[gatorbeltsnpattiemelts]

bruh it's cold as hail... but i guess if u got on a jacket and a helmet then you really not feeling it

 

[ricky409]

This one chick is dumb quiet when we have normal convo but she's the one that stays hitting me up. I'll prolly go straight to yambs talk then.

get to it... i can never truly understand how someone can be a bland person..

to me, that **** is lowkey inconsiderate... like, you sending these lame text messages, and we cant keep a solid convo going b/c you dont want to help?

wack

bruh it's cold as hail... but i guess if u got on a jacket and a helmet then you really not feeling it

fugg no... hands was hurting... snot bubbles flying..

but when you young and flex'n like myself...

it dont eem matter, patty yambs...

 

[88th]

Erectile Dysfunction is a b****

never thought it would happen to me.
Been talking to this new chick for a couple weeks now and anytime she comes over I cant perform. I dont know what it is but i just cant keep it up. She'll be in my bed literally begging for me to **** her but i can't. I'll give her the ******** excuse that we shouldnt have sex yet because it would ruin the relationship but really its because I cant get it up.
I keep chalking it up to the fact that my body is tired( its usually like 3-4 am and im normally sleep by 12 or 1), but as a 22 year-old, in-shape, healthy male I feel that I should be able to go no matter the time.
I completed No Fap November and i no longer watch porn so i dont know what the problem is

I dont even want to invite her over anymore in fear that i cant perform again.

I think it's most likely a psychological thing, ur body subconsciously doesn't want to do the deed for whatever reason.

I had the same thing happen to me with a hot chick who I had no connection with and hated her personality.

Thought something was wrong with me, but later on met a cute chick who had a great connection with me and we are banging like crazy all the time.

 

[niquefreak94]

Feelings already brah?

In all seriousness, wait for nique's response, he all about that life

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jk brah

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nah not really

having a gf you won't cheat on =/= catches feelings w/ every girl i ever see/saw
right.
that correlates perfectly

 

[kings castle]

How do you tell her shes getting fat?
Not gf but fwb .

LOL, just reminds me . I banged this semi-chubby girl at her dorm once. I wasn't really feeling her at all, but she was begging for the D, nd living off campus my 1st year away it was difficult for me to meet that many people, and I was in a DROUGHT. The mass was indeed impressive, and she was my first non-black yambs.

The next morning, this girl freshens herself up, then pulls out a couple boxes.. These damn boxes were filled with kraft dinner, m&ms, snickers, fudge-o's, Oreos. and every other damn sugary, fatty, chocolatey treat talmbout 'what should I eat for breakfast'? healthiest thing in there looked like ramen noodles.

I seen the weight gain in her near future, then I deaded her after that. Hid from her in class nd everything. She caught heavy feelings tho . Now in 3rd year, she's definitely gained about 30-40 pounds. Now she got an actual gut. smh

Erectile Dysfunction is a b**** never thought it would happen to me.
Been talking to this new chick for a couple weeks now and anytime she comes over I cant perform. I dont know what it is but i just cant keep it up. She'll be in my bed literally begging for me to **** her but i can't. I'll give her the ******** excuse that we shouldnt have sex yet because it would ruin the relationship but really its because I cant get it up.
I keep chalking it up to the fact that my body is tired( its usually like 3-4 am and im normally sleep by 12 or 1), but as a 22 year-old, in-shape, healthy male I feel that I should be able to go no matter the time.
I completed No Fap November and i no longer watch porn so i dont know what the problem is
I dont even want to invite her over anymore in fear that i cant perform again.

That's crazy bruh, try doing kegels though. Do 50 a day, and I'd assume it'd do more justice than a No Fap Nov.
Does porn actually do that much damage at such a young age... had no idea, damn
I'll stick to them girls on WSHH

 

[sunshineblotters]

Alright earlier today a girl said to me, out of nowhere cuz I didnt recognize her, that she likes my shoes and that I always wear cool shoes or whatever (so she must notice). Although I got her number (may or may not pursue for pracice) do you guys use negs or no? Cuz I said to her that I dont like when girls rock skirts and uggs but it looks nice on her....

I only said it because she wasnt the best looking but I feel like you could get slapped pulling that card out.

 

[stork]

Erectile Dysfunction is a b**** never thought it would happen to me.

you try any foreplay? maybe kissing/cuddling, eating box will get you more in the mood. if that fails you might as well go to your physician and get a prescript for V

 

[sunshineblotters]

No need to poke fun at him.

What he should do is kegels for a few more months.

 

[spizike231]

Don't know what the deal is w/ the chick I'm with.. she won't finish with me. Not that she can't, she just doesn't want or try to.

During foreplay my fingers be trnna get her goin crazy but she stops me and pushes me away before she gets there. Every. Time.

She also won't get loud w/ me. She purposefully keeps herself quiet for some reason, but I love when a girl moans.

Things better start changing around here, or imma make them.

TURN UP DA HEAT

 

[Y4BBZY]

I was just busting your chops brah, take it ease

 

[d e beatup]

Don't know what the deal is w/ the chick I'm with.. she won't finish with me. Not that she can't, she just doesn't want or try to.
During foreplay my fingers be trnna get her goin crazy but she stops me and pushes me away before she gets there. Every. Time.
She also won't get loud w/ me. She purposefully keeps herself quiet for some reason, but I love when a girl moans.
Things better start changing around here, or imma make them.
TURN UP DA HEAT

[COLOR=#red]Sounds like either she's conservative or feeling guilty or something. Try to make it all about her getting off & not about you. Not saying you don't already but read up on female orgasm & you'll learn what really gets the job done. It ain't just pop two in there & play whack-a-mole. Treat that **** like it's an ice cube & you're melting it away slowly & surely. Most chicks will get the O from the **** than from the V, and while they make like the D, many don't even get one from it. Even if she already got the natural juices, get some KY & make a mess down there. Seduction don't stop just cause you finally got her naked.[/COLOR]

 

[aveezythebeast]

Erectile Dysfunction is a b**** never thought it would happen to me.
Been talking to this new chick for a couple weeks now and anytime she comes over I cant perform. I dont know what it is but i just cant keep it up. She'll be in my bed literally begging for me to **** her but i can't. I'll give her the ******** excuse that we shouldnt have sex yet because it would ruin the relationship but really its because I cant get it up.
I keep chalking it up to the fact that my body is tired( its usually like 3-4 am and im normally sleep by 12 or 1), but as a 22 year-old, in-shape, healthy male I feel that I should be able to go no matter the time.
I completed No Fap November and i no longer watch porn so i dont know what the problem is
I dont even want to invite her over anymore in fear that i cant perform again.

Bruh its obvious that its just smash anxiety. Just whip it out anyway and let her do her job of getting u up and ull get past that feeling from then on

 

[aveezythebeast]

I rolled my girl over this morning, gave her sum morning breakfast and dipped out to work