TAY: thread about yambs...

[oidreez]

So yesterday I met a chick at a grocery store buying some flowers for her grandma. Peeped the mass in the white leggings she was wearing and decided to talk to her. She's running late for work and has to take two trains to get there so long story short, I offer to drive her there and she accepts. As we're walking to the car i casually put my hand on her waist, pull her closer to me and basically place my hands on her mass. She aint pull away so im all good. Get in the car and talk some more and about 3 blocks later I whip it out and she basically strokes it for the whole ride to her work. She happens to have pics of her mass and chest on her phone and sends them to me and shows me a vid of her "petting her cat". I drop her off at work since she's in a rush after she lets me smack her mass around and feel the **** and im gonna see where this goes.

 

[Mark Antony]

0/2 in the club...

Did approach the BADDEST one in there though

Was bout to do the same, but **** ended up right with the chick I came with.


Kills me how glorious and untouchable they look in the club though when I know damn well she works at sally beauty.


But man I rarely approach chicks in the club cuz it aint my scene so I kick back, drink and bounce a lil to the music. I always end up getting felt up and getting my *** grabbed though. I could make it my world if I wanted to.

 

[suberzat1]

So yesterday I met a chick at a grocery store buying some flowers for her grandma. Peeped the mass in the white leggings she was wearing and decided to talk to her. She's running late for work and has to take two trains to get there so long story short, I offer to drive her there and she accepts. As we're walking to the car i casually put my hand on her waist, pull her closer to me and basically place my hands on her mass. She aint pull away so im all good. Get in the car and talk some more and about 3 blocks later I whip it out and she basically strokes it for the whole ride to her work. She happens to have pics of her mass and chest on her phone and sends them to me and shows me a vid of her "petting her cat". I drop her off at work since she's in a rush after she lets me smack her mass around and feel the **** and im gonna see where this goes.

 

[gatorbeltsnpattiemelts]

So yesterday I met a chick at a grocery store buying some flowers for her grandma. Peeped the mass in the white leggings she was wearing and decided to talk to her. She's running late for work and has to take two trains to get there so long story short, I offer to drive her there and she accepts. As we're walking to the car i casually put my hand on her waist, pull her closer to me and basically place my hands on her mass. She aint pull away so im all good. Get in the car and talk some more and about 3 blocks later I whip it out and she basically strokes it for the whole ride to her work. She happens to have pics of her mass and chest on her phone and sends them to me and shows me a vid of her "petting her cat". I drop her off at work since she's in a rush after she lets me smack her mass around and feel the **** and im gonna see where this goes.

:x gross


but you in there pretty much, surprised you didn't smash in the car.

 

[ricky409]

Was bout to do the same, but **** ended up right with the chick I came with.


Kills me how glorious and untouchable they look in the club though when I know damn well she works at sally beauty.


But man I rarely approach chicks in the club cuz it aint my scene so I kick back, drink and bounce a lil to the music. I always end up getting felt up and getting my *** grabbed though. I could make it my world if I wanted to.

so true... why though?

like... two things I'm sure of... they RARELY get straight up approached....

and somebody somewhere is so tired of hitting them yambs ... and all she does is nag and complain....

so what is it? I mean, I've never just went after the utmost prettiest chick in the club before tonight... and although from now on, I'm going after them ... I can't help but look back on how many times

 

[celticsfan9783]

Tough situation
1. Go to the strip club with my buddy, his booty call, and booty call's "date"... if that wasn't awkward enough she used to be a stripper at said club and was banned for a bit for fighting
2. Chick is obviously pretty wild, freaking on all the strippers, giving us dances, getting us free dances/drinks, etc.
3. Whole time my boy is trying to get her to ditch her date and come with us at the end of the night for obvious reasons. I'm not trying to get involved in that whole triangle.
4. I go outside with her to chat/get air and she starts talking about how she likes being smanged hard and tossed around in bed, how the dude she's with isn't cutting it. My pants are growing.
5. Long story short we're all leaving and she grabs me and sticks a napkin with her number in my back pocket and splits
6. End up going home and play 5-on-1 to Rachel Starr

How do you approach this one? I'm probably going to see her in two weeks at my boy's beach house where everyone will be partying hard. I'm not one to step on toes to when it comes to relationships, jumpoffs.

 

[areayewhy]

GOAT NT thread 

 

[oidreez]

Was bout to do the same, but **** ended up right with the chick I came with.


Kills me how glorious and untouchable they look in the club though when I know damn well she works at sally beauty.


But man I rarely approach chicks in the club cuz it aint my scene so I kick back, drink and bounce a lil to the music. I always end up getting felt up and getting my *** grabbed though. I could make it my world if I wanted to.

so true... why though?

like... two things I'm sure of... they RARELY get straight up approached....

and somebody somewhere is so tired of hitting them yambs ... and all she does is nag and complain....

so what is it? I mean, I've never just went after the utmost prettiest chick in the club before tonight... and although from now on, I'm going after them ... I can't help but look back on how many times

Thats my same logic. These chicks can look all good with makeup/tight dress on but they work at walmart and **** and still has the nerve to think she's better than you

 

[af1nike]

Drunk yambs were acquired yesterday

 

[bluexsneakerhead]

why are males so confusing? :x i'm like mind ****** from all these mixed signals he's been giving me.

he gave me so much attention on thursday, and i gave him that attention back. not to mention that we gave eachother this certain sly smile to each other throughout the lab period. even two of my friends noticed that "different" type of interaction between him & i.

BUT we didn't even acknowledge each other on friday.. i mean, i intentionally didn't say anything to him because i wanted HIM to make the move...

he's totes inconsistent as ever. ugh. oh and let me add that dude is a horrible texter.

at this point i think he's just playing with me :x am i just thinking too much? did i scare him off? is this part of a certain game? for sure i'm gonna stop initiating contact from now on (as hard as it is |I).... but should i still wait for him (he told me he's just really stressed about things)? or should i just give up already? i need the male perspective on this.

 

[tdogg2k]

Thats my same logic. These chicks can look all good with makeup/tight dress on but they work at walmart and **** and still has the nerve to think she's better than you

you'd actually be surprised how easy it is. they just be with their homegirls and its hard to break em out their heads. but most dudes are scared to approach. u can't be in the club spittin extra long game either. get her number or give her yours and be like well I'm outta here. they'll be more shockked a dude went in and then just bounced...u gotta be like I couldn't leave this club without atleast trying.

 

[ricky409]

why are males so confusing? :x i'm like mind ****** from all these mixed signals he's been giving me.

he gave me so much attention on thursday, and i gave him that attention back. not to mention that we gave eachother this certain sly smile to each other throughout the lab period. even two of my friends noticed that "different" type of interaction between him & i.

BUT we didn't even acknowledge each other on friday.. i mean, i intentionally didn't say anything to him because i wanted HIM to make the move...

he's totes inconsistent as ever. ugh. oh and let me add that dude is a horrible texter.

at this point i think he's just playing with me :x am i just thinking too much? did i scare him off? is this part of a certain game? for sure i'm gonna stop initiating contact from now on (as hard as it is |I).... but should i still wait for him (he told me he's just really stressed about things)? or should i just give up already? i need the male perspective on this.

I'll bet $500 million that he's thinking the exact same thing as you.

That is 100% fact.

 

[joepac12]

.... that's some ho **** how you all in your feelings cuz a chick just don't want to sleep with you??

All in my feelings? Nevers. More like the time I could spend talking to you could otherwise be spent with a female who wants more then friendship. I value my time and allocate it to the best possible candidate. 9/10 a man won't stick around after its been made clear he want snuzz. The friendship at that point will be tested but most likely will fizzle out and die.

 

[bluexsneakerhead]

I'll bet $500 million that he's thinking the exact same thing as you.

That is 100% fact.

doubt it. |I dude is too handsome. i'm too much of a plain-o jane & i'm sure there's other girls. i mean, if he really did like me, he'd initiate conversations through texting, right?

 

[rrlegend]

All in my feelings? Nevers. More like the time I could spend talking to you could otherwise be spent with a female who wants more then friendship. I value my time and allocate it to the best possible candidate. 9/10 a man won't stick around after its been made clear he want snuzz. The friendship at that point will be tested but most likely will fizzle out and die.

the only time a dude will tolerate a woman he aint smashing is if it's about money ( work) or family (sister, cousin) besides those 2 if a dude has female friends he hangs around its only a matter of time before he puts his bid in. 

 

[Mark Antony]

Trust me if its gonna work y'all need to have open, honest, to the point conversation . Either it's not gonna pop off and y'all split early without feelings getting much deeper, or its on and y'all are free to move forward. Both are better options than what you're doing to yourself right now.

 

[suberzat1]

doubt it.

dude is too handsome. i'm too much of a plain-o jane & i'm sure there's other girls. i mean, if he really did like me, he'd initiate conversations through texting, right?

not entirely true....dude really could have a lot on his plate with school ending maybe interning in the summer or job offer so he is focus on that. Lots of dude are inconsistant for various reason. If u like the dude dont throw 100 percent to him if he not returning it to you but dont give up if u really liking the dude.

 

[joepac12]

the only time a dude will tolerate a woman he aint smashing is if it's about money ( work) or family (sister, cousin) besides those 2 if a dude has female friends he hangs around its only a matter of time before he puts his bid in. 

Repped for truth

 

[oidreez]

why are males so confusing? :x i'm like mind ****** from all these mixed signals he's been giving me.

he gave me so much attention on thursday, and i gave him that attention back. not to mention that we gave eachother this certain sly smile to each other throughout the lab period. even two of my friends noticed that "different" type of interaction between him & i.

BUT we didn't even acknowledge each other on friday.. i mean, i intentionally didn't say anything to him because i wanted HIM to make the move...

he's totes inconsistent as ever. ugh. oh and let me add that dude is a horrible texter.

at this point i think he's just playing with me :x am i just thinking too much? did i scare him off? is this part of a certain game? for sure i'm gonna stop initiating contact from now on (as hard as it is |I).... but should i still wait for him (he told me he's just really stressed about things)? or should i just give up already? i need the male perspective on this.

it's just kinda funny to see a girl complaining that a guy isnt hitting her up. This whole board is full of guys who complain that a chick hasnt responded back or picked up the phone. I just deleted that chick's number i posted about a quite a few pages back with the kid that I met in starbucks because she's not answering her phone or responding back to messages.

 

[olx9o]

I'll bet $500 million that he's thinking the exact same thing as you.

That is 100% fact.

this. Females be thinkin toomuch instead of being cool and just showin a dude ya interest...always assuming this nd that.

 

[ricky409]

doubt it. |I dude is too handsome. i'm too much of a plain-o jane & i'm sure there's other girls. i mean, if he really did like me, he'd initiate conversations through texting, right?

no... despite what you think... 90% of women can get more D than 90% of men can get yambs.

Pretty sure you have more guys sweating you than girls sweating him.

 

[bluexsneakerhead]

not entirely true....dude really could have a lot on his plate with school ending maybe interning in the summer or job offer so he is focus on that. Lots of dude are inconsistant for various reason. If u like the dude dont throw 100 percent to him if he not returning it to you but dont give up if u really liking the dude.

i understand completely that he really is just stressed out... but why the need for the inconsistency though? i'm only inconsistent because i don't wanna look desperate/stupid to him. i genuinely like him alot.... i guess i should give it more time. if he doesn't initiate anything, i'll just move on.

it's just kinda funny to see a girl complaining that a guy isnt hitting her up. This whole board is full of guys who complain that a chick hasnt responded back or picked up the phone. I just deleted that chick's number i posted about a quite a few pages back with the kid that I met in starbucks because she's not answering her phone or responding back to messages.

yeah. i'm just scared that i'm wasting my feelings for nothing.

this. Females be thinkin toomuch instead of being cool and just showin a dude ya interest...always assuming this nd that.

it's the female mind i show him interest.. and i guess he does too? but he's never consistent and it makes me second-guess his intentions/feelings. i don't even know if he likes me the way i like him.

 

[joepac12]

^ be straight forward. No games.

 

[feelmode]

i understand completely that he really is just stressed out... but why the need for the inconsistency though? i'm only inconsistent because i don't wanna look desperate/stupid to him. i genuinely like him alot.... i guess i should give it more time. if he doesn't initiate anything, i'll just move on.
yeah. i'm just scared that i'm wasting my feelings for nothing.
it's the female mind i show him interest.. and i guess he does too? but he's never consistent and it makes me second-guess his intentions/feelings. i don't even know if he likes me the way i like him.

the whole im not gonna initiate contact unless he does really be throwing shade at the relationship. dead that first off. i hate when yall do that. Also Females be glued to they phones, a lot of us aren't so another thing thats lames and you should stop if you do is waiting 15 minutes to text back when i already know your phone is in your damn hand.

i think you should let him know you want to hang out sometime, if he fumbles that away then just move on.

 

[joe billionaire]

been talking to this girl 6 years older than me at work...it all started with her calling me "brother" months ago, but recently my feelings have changed and i know hers too

about 3 weeks ago she was real quiet and serious and asked me if i was hard headed when i wanted to be...who isnt? idk i said yeah i guess so, asked why was she bringing it up...she said she went to her cards read (she has depression problems and little problems) and they told her that this light skin guy is in her life, that he has good intentions for her and would take care of her and probably the best thing for her, she told me it was me that they were talking about she told me a lot of stuff that day some of it was sad...so some card reader told her i liked her, she tells a friend about it he tells her to mess with me she then says she doesnt know...that she would run all over me


sometimes i try to set up something for us to do, or she does the same like wanted to go the zoo, and invited me over twice, but then she'll back out when it comes time for it...what makes her back out?