get the yambs in a car or on the living room floor before y'all get 5 feet inside the apartment...
and catch her in a dress.... a skirt or something...
bend her over the kitchen table, couch, counter, whatever, move them panties to the side, and slide in.
Yeah remember the days of bangin chicks out in my 95 Altima. Just straight diggin in them in the front seat, had one chick calling out my name in her sleep. Her moms was like who is this Sincere you were moaning about last night. Your boys head swelled up REAL big.
But if you got a coupe or something small it is going to be difficult to get it in. Another chick was knockin her down on the regular in her moms Malibu.
Good try. As I said in earlier post was out with my fellow married fellas, well there are these two bad chicks sitting next to us. It is setup like a outdoor lounge so we have sofas and mini tables. Well one of the single guys invites some women he knows over to hang out with us before we hit up the club. The chicks are real immature acting so I tune out and start talking to the two chicks sitting next to us. Come to find out she went to the same high school as me, is 40 with an 8 year old daughter and a DOCTOR. I would of thought her no older than 28, nice Jennifer from Basketball Wives body with the maxi dress.
Bruh if the kid wasn't married most certainly would have went after the YAMBS.
Her friend: Do you date older women?
Me: Unfortunately I am married, but I prefer to say I dated mature women. Your age isn't important to me, your thought process and goals are.
The sportcoat with the handkerchief matchin the button down was killin them that night. We married guys don't go after yambs, but we do like to keep the skills to pull them sharp. How else we goin to have the knowledge for you young cats.
I just need some new blood plus these old girls want me to put in effort
Ain't nobody got time for that
Patience youngblood, put in a little work for the older women. It will pay off as long as you don't get them thinking they are wifey. Trust older women... Some of the best yambs I ever had, moistest and SUPER freaks. They goin try and flip it on you, but put the D down and they are stuck. Make sure you have some young ones lined up while putting in work for the older ones.