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It's like once you cum, you have the mind of a million wise men. The regret you feel after that 7-10 secs of pleasure
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Whats some "Alcohol / liquor" to keep at the crib for the yambs?
so?Sensual Seduction
Now as for me, shorty is on Skype bending over teasing me, she wanted to see the package. NOT IN MY HOUSE. Still have yet to plan this fiasco, she wanted me to pipe in school.
I've done it. Liberating feeling.
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Schools in Florida are outdoors fam. Mad uncomfortable, especially when I've tried to do some handy work on a girl. Nothing better than feeling like someones watching you with the birds chirping...
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^^ Hennessy get the panties moist but a lot of chicks aren't into brown. I try and keep the $30 bottle of goose on chilled or maybe some Ciroc.
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My ***** Elder
Man this thread needs to be changed to P Monster with all this box eating going on(word to Weezy), lol
Haven't been able to smash since last weekend, with GTA out,school and work, plus planning my proposal for Sunday morning but man Elder, I salute you and her for pumping your brakes on team raw...
[COLOR=#red]Mugen! I hear you bro!you got a lot of stuff going on (positive though). Good thing is once you and the lady do get it in you'll have a full tank
RR what's good my dude? Haven't said what up to you in awhile homie.[/COLOR]
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Goose
Ciroc
Or the old college trick of pouring Burnetts or something cheap into a Ciroc bottle
Smirnoff Ices
Lime/Strawber-ritas
Some kind of champagne... you can keep it basic with Moscato or switch it up but make sure its sweet...
Those last 3 arent gonna get the yambs drunk but if theyre enough to get her to relax a bit.
and for any hard liquors MAKE SURE YOU HAVE MIXERS (preferably fruity)
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Those lime-a-ritas/strawber-ritas are like magic. Always gets the yambs ready. I thought it was weak and drank like 3 or 4 cans one night....
I was lit the **** up!
I was lit the **** up!
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whats good my good sir ? as for me getting accustomed to the alamo . met some some skinny sistas with mass at a Jamaican joint down here while getting some jerk chicken. i guess al black people down here are super ghetto because when they meet me im like a beacon to these broads one called me bougie because i came in there with some non sagging sweat pants ,a polo v,and dirty air maxes she asked why my fit was dirty told her i was coming from the gym and she said "oh you a bougie n" i hit her with "im not from down here but if this is all yall men can afford im bout to be baby daddy of the year " and a telephone number was produced lol.Mugen! I hear you bro!you got a lot of stuff going on (positive though). Good thing is once you and the lady do get it in you'll have a full tank
RR what's good my dude? Haven't said what up to you in awhile homie.
also i feel like a kid on christmas since gtav than came out
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Had a bunny that was prime for the taking for EWD tonight but he didn't return the text 
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Had a bunny that was prime for the taking for EWD tonight but he didn't return the text
[COLOR=#red]Tmay seriously? Wow dude. Check this I lost my cellphone the night of the Bama game and have been without one since. I've been checking out CL trying to find a deal before plopping down $$.
Dude please believe I'd never Hollywood you and not return a text for any reason.
BTW, was it that chick you told I was on the football team?
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lol qft. She probably about to give homie ewd best olympic style yambs of his life for that act of unselfishness
I had an epiphany the other day and I'm about 99% sure I don't want kids anymore
NO
go up to her in class and ask her if its cool
be like "hey I know we got everyone's numbers on that sheet but I wanted to know if its cool if I use your number so we can chat".
wine wine wine
more wine.
and vodka pineapple juice
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this...
when you start to overthink, that's when problems occur...
its easier said than done... b/c that fear factor is crippling...
however, when you really sit back and think... there's nothing to really be afraid of...
she's not going to fight you, or laugh at you and make fun of you to her friends...
she's not going to post the texts on facebook (unless she's a SUPER bird)
what i would do is go develop a relationship w/ a couple yambs... go get two or three yambs that you really dont care for... just chicks' numbers you scoop up from the grocery store, club, etc...
then, go back and approach her... you're nerves will be calmed...
EDIT: just read you circumvented the number... i normally dont do that... i'd say go ask her yourself...
illest: hey girlie
yamb: hey
illest: you say you were trying to find something to do.. i'm new out here too... we should exchange numbers and try to find stuff for each other to do. two heads are better than one...
BONG...
there's a chance for being friendzoned w/ this approach, but its very safe route, and if she's feeling you, she'll advance it... you just have to have the cajones to start it up.
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Different yambs like different drinks so I keep everything (only things I drink)
Right now
Ketel
Maker's
Captain Morgan
Glenlivet
Maccallan
Cazadores
Jack
Pacifico
Stella
Shock Top
Red wine
White wine
Right now
Ketel
Maker's
Captain Morgan
Glenlivet
Maccallan
Cazadores
Jack
Pacifico
Stella
Shock Top
Red wine
White wine
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Ah, got ya. Different girl this time though[COLOR=#red]Tmay seriously? Wow dude. Check this I lost my cellphone the night of the Bama game and have been without one since. I've been checking out CL trying to find a deal before plopping down $$.
Dude please believe I'd never Hollywood you and not return a text for any reason.
BTW, was it that chick you told I was on the football team?
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True I do need to diversify my beer. Only been stocking up at Costco
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no matter what she drinks, you can't go wrong with red wine. super smooth and gets the juices flowing, just make sure she's at ease.
i'm in a dilemma right now and i need my tay boys opinions.
been dating this chick pretty seriously for the last 6-8 months. have messed around with a few others while seeing her but also made a conscious effort to cut down on outside yambs. she's probably the best girl i've been with, character wise... very compassionate, caring, puts other before herself (sometimes to a fault, all good nonetheless), open to learning anything new, etc.
she's from out of town (i stay in nyc) so she'll come in for 3-4 days a month and stay with me at my spot. last month, she went through my phone while i was sleeping. i still don't know why, esp because it was after a great night out with some of her fam, but she says she "needed to know" if i was talking to other girls. she found a week old (explicit) text convo with a chick i used to smash, but the situation was dead by the time she found it. i assured her nothing more was going on, but her trust for me was and is still affected to this day.
she's been focused on getting me to commit to a relationship for a few months. i've told her i don't have a problem easing into it but i'd like to take my time. it's gotten more persistent since going through my phone, and today she pretty much hit me with the ultimatum of "commit or i'm going to date other men" (in so many words). she currently has 2 friends trying to hook her up with their friends.
my apprehension stems from her lack of trust for me since that incident, and simply the fact that i want to keep my options open. i'm 22, college senior, living alone in manhattan... i care about her but i don't want to close any windows of opportunity that may arise in the form of beautiful women. especially with a long distance relationship.
what do you guys think?
i'm in a dilemma right now and i need my tay boys opinions.
been dating this chick pretty seriously for the last 6-8 months. have messed around with a few others while seeing her but also made a conscious effort to cut down on outside yambs. she's probably the best girl i've been with, character wise... very compassionate, caring, puts other before herself (sometimes to a fault, all good nonetheless), open to learning anything new, etc.
she's from out of town (i stay in nyc) so she'll come in for 3-4 days a month and stay with me at my spot. last month, she went through my phone while i was sleeping. i still don't know why, esp because it was after a great night out with some of her fam, but she says she "needed to know" if i was talking to other girls. she found a week old (explicit) text convo with a chick i used to smash, but the situation was dead by the time she found it. i assured her nothing more was going on, but her trust for me was and is still affected to this day.
she's been focused on getting me to commit to a relationship for a few months. i've told her i don't have a problem easing into it but i'd like to take my time. it's gotten more persistent since going through my phone, and today she pretty much hit me with the ultimatum of "commit or i'm going to date other men" (in so many words). she currently has 2 friends trying to hook her up with their friends.
my apprehension stems from her lack of trust for me since that incident, and simply the fact that i want to keep my options open. i'm 22, college senior, living alone in manhattan... i care about her but i don't want to close any windows of opportunity that may arise in the form of beautiful women. especially with a long distance relationship.
what do you guys think?
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I say keep your options open and continue to smash on the low (at your risk). Obviously if she wants to "date other men" and put that pressure on you to commit, the relationship probably won't work out regardless.
I was in a situation like this a year ago and my dumb *** committed. Now i've been dating a girl for over a year that I sort of regret getting into a relationship now. To each his or her own, I'd say either A) Keep her on the team and keep it unofficial to keep smashing or tell that ***** to keep it moving, for the sake of you and her sanity my friend.
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Yeah homie you're young and at a point in your life where things are starting to click for you. She shouldn't feel the need to pressure you into a relationship if you're not ready. You have to decide for yourself what you want out of her but honestly if she's what you say she is then keep her around but again, you're hella young. You've got plenty of time to commit
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More or less the same exact situation my ex put me into...After a yr of smashing and me calling her to pick my drunk *** up after parties (and me not getting any there), she said either we are together or I'm done.
I said let's try it out smh.
If u dont love her, don't do it.
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[COLOR=#red]This alcohol schooling is much appreciated. I admittedly don't know much about alcohol as far as what chicks prefer...I barely drink myself.
So basically when a chick comes over y'all invite her for a drink, or do they see your collection and then ask to drink? I ain't eem joking guys I'm really asking.[/COLOR]
So basically when a chick comes over y'all invite her for a drink, or do they see your collection and then ask to drink? I ain't eem joking guys I'm really asking.[/COLOR]
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Ask her what she's into...She says d take her into the bedroom, she says a drink u have a drink.
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