TAY: thread about yambs...

[216301baller]

lol wow

 

[rare]

i'm such a looooooooooser. i know this is a thread about wins and advice but i'ma post my story and hope to be more actively involved in this thread to learn from ya'll.

3 weeks a go a girl at the gym chased me to take a picture with her because she said her family loved my videos. i thought nothing of it and kept it movin.

today i'm starin at this girl alll day at the gym. (didn't know it was her.) i get done running and am walking out when i see a girl on the stair master smiling at me. i go up to her and she goes "hey remember me?" i realized it and said "yeah." she goes. "i showed my niece the picture she loved it so much she was in shock. hahaha." i said. "awe. that's so sweet..." turned around and walked away.

stared at her from a distance and thought to myself. "you dumb *****. go to the stair master next to her and chop it up! ask her what she's doing in LA. see where she lives. ask her to go out with you one time."

i walk downstairs. sit on the chair and try to convince myself to go back upstairs.

so i.......... walked out and drove him, rushed to NT to tell them about how much of a loser i am.

i just don't got it anymore.

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iLLest!

You're thinking to much fam, just approach her. Nothing to fear b. It's a girl, not a lion.

 

[joepac12]

Keep ya head up illest. U r your own worst nightmare. Use the count to 3 rule. Count to 3 and make a move. If u wait longer you will psyche yourself out and not make a move.

 

[216301baller]

lol illest your a good dude whatever your going through will surely pass soon

 

[rare]

i've been so weak minded lately bro. like i don't even know how to carry a conversation. lol. i wish i was 18 so i can applied for mtv made and be taught the ways.

iLLest!

Positivity illest, that's all you need! Think optimistically about the situation before you approach, don't even think about the negatives. Forget the No's, not interested, etc. until you'll be able to pick up the hints if she's not interested once you've started talking. You're a funny dude, I've seen some of your videos, use that to your advantage. Forget about your slump, don't even let it phase you no matter how hard it tries to overtake you. It's all mental, take control of it, not the other way around fam.

 

[rare]

thanks. will try working on positivity. i wasn't even thinkin about what if she said no. i was actually quite sure she would say yes. but i just *****ed out. didn't have the courage. too much over thinking like you said. next time ima just make a move. cuz i knew if i didn't i'd go home and just keep obsessing over how i blew it and sure enough that's what i'm doing.

iLLest!

No problem, I used to do the same thing during Junior year. Especially once I started going out into the neighborhood looking for yambs, I would opt out even when I knew the females were feeling me. I talked to my cousin, and I read this book over the summer by this dude named Mystery Method. I applied what I learned in the first few chapters (still haven't finished), and it works. Good luck, you'll definitely be able to get a # since you seem determined about the next encounter.

 

[currensy]

This is what squirts

ur girl asian right? what part of asia?

 

[mugen81]

Well Tay Fam, it's official, just got back home from Austin and I just feel, can't even describe the feeling of being happy for once with a girl and not wanting to dip.... It was too easy,lol..
She immediately said "Yes" with no hesitation,
Man a year and a half ago I was on a turrible drought, lack confidence in my game and generally gave up hope....Illest I have been where you have been(read your previous thread), listen stop focusing on the negatives and just learn to love yourself, get out of your head because"you are your worst enemy", I have said this before but learn your likes/dislikes, stay well read, travel( noticed you are in Cali, too many cities with culture to not just ride up and down the PCH not to take stay-cations)...Maybe I am speaking from a place of light right now but I have seen the darkness, I have smashed randoms, etc... But until you truly grasp knowledge of yourself and put you first, then yes dealing with females will be more of a chore then it should be....My advice sometimes comes off as "humble brag", "doe eyed ***** in love" type ish, but I am finally satisfied with who I am and if I didnt take that leap the day I saw her, that would have been the biggest L of my life..
I know this journey will get rough and I know "wifing/marriage is definately look down upon on NT", but a ***** don't care and I definately ain't got no worries,HANNNN!

 

[Mark Antony]

 

[jay are]

Got something for NT tonight.
She just wore me out

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[mr marcus]

 

[ice city fc]

Well damn.

 

[tdogg2k]

mugen congratulations again brother. I know that smile and yes made your year

 

[titang545]

 
My ex taught herself how to squirt. She used to love when it would happen when we had sex but she could never really control it and it didn't happen all the time. She was a freak and she said she looked it up online one day. And wow, did she ever get it right.

Yeah get that info, start spreading that material around to all women.  Have all of them squirting.  LMAO.

 

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y'all think ima get the yambs tonite..this chick I've been talkin too for about a week now is supposed to come over & make tacos tonite...only thing I'm lightweight nervous about is that she plays some kiddy games..we were supposed to chill Tuesday but she said lets reschedule because her mom came over which I believe is true since her mom works for our school..yesterday she stops by to "show me the update for iPhones" ends up staying a bit and chillin..she says she wants to go home to change texts me sayin lets postpone till tommorrow but comes back 5 minutes later till my roommate shows up..she says she wants to spend the night tonite ..I just hope she isn't on any trash cuz i actually like her

Right now she is holdin WAY to much power, you haven't even got it yet and you lookin P whipped.  What you need to do is flip, whip that P.  Next time she wants to chill tell her no you got plans, put her on the back burner for a minute, she takin you for granted right now.  You need to build a stable/roster, if you had a roster she wouldn't be able to come over whenever she wants.

For a minute I thought you punched her in the side where her thong is, but that's just her tattoo. I see you WhatCanISay

Mass looks delicious

LMAO.  MOFO thought he really did beat it up. LOL

There's this one girl that I'm interested in that's in my history class. I'm thinking of asking her to be like my study partner since I see her all the time by herself and I actually do need help in the class. But anybody got any tips on turning a study partner into potential yambs?

If you actually need the help in the class don't mess it up for some yambs.  Get the grades up in the class first then double back for the yambs later.

 

[frshstunna]

Idk what y'all talking about. Henny or remy for any chick. If they say they don't drink dark they get no drink. That simple. Either they will be upset and in the end take some remy and smoke some trees and be mellow and laid back. Moves will be made and that's that. If they ain't wit the moves I have a friend call me and say his car broke down on opposite side of town and I say I gotta give him a jump. Works 100 percent of the time.

right them broads drink whatever im drinkin ..chicks round me love them strawberitas n ciroc tho, easy yambs when those drinks involved

 

[titang545]

I'm just like ok whatever and she starts acting shady so I'm pressing her to tell me what the deal is and she hits me with "I'm going through a miscarriage right now and have been for a couple of days"

I hit her with the

Not even about to mess with this one anymore

Your's bro, hate to ask the question.

i cant be the only here who has run red lights

one time i had to throw out pillows, comforter, got some spillage on the carpet an everything

she said heavy but damn

I have certainly run some red lights before, many times.  I strap up when I do though just gets to messy, as my brother said it looks like you slaughtered a small cow. 

  I use to put a towel down when I was about to go in, preferably a white one so I could bleach it afterwards.  Now if the flow is THAT heavy then DAMN we might need to wait a day or so until it cools off a bit.

"Put plan B all in her champagne, she ain't eem know it"

LMAO.  DAMN

 
when texting a chick that keeps mentioning shes fat or wanting to lose weight when she isnt even close how do you guys handle should i just say stop it? cuhz shes been doing this sht for a while

She fishin for compliments, ignore.

DAMN that story, that is why I ALWAYS keep a pack of condoms in the crib.  Then in the wallet I have the break in case of emergency condom, things fast forward sooner than I expected I am prepared.

 

[krazy88s]

Aight. So, the chick with a kid who mentioned pages ago is really trying to get chose. Almost like she's putting on an audition. She wants to cook my fav meal (anythings Italian), cleans, etc, wants to cut my hair instead of going to the barbershop lol. Going out with her on Friday. We'll see where this goes.

I decided to go with some of the advice here and just see how this is, as I've messed with a chick wit a kid.

 

[titang545]

Anyway my dudes lesson learned keep rubbers at all times, you never know when "that call" is gonna come through...s*** I thought I was gonna be playing GTA 5 last night

Learned this lesson EARLY on, my first had some GF who lived by me.  Well one day her GF knocked on the door, I was thinkin, "YEAH about to knock this out the BOX."  Then she yells for my "first" who pops up between two cars.  Luckily moms was still at work, she came in and commenced to gettin it in.

to be honest it didn't really suck for me. It was a great night and a great time for both of us. I mean it was literally her first time ever coming over my crib.

There's a concept I'll introduce to you guys called managed expectations...get to understand it ad master it and it will do wonders for you in the chick department and leave you less frustrated overall.
 

Ya'll youngins better listen to dude.  Didn't have a name for it but been practicing ever since dating, take a chick out I game plan to show her a good time, play it cool.  You play it cool and don't try and rush things, those are the times you knock it down on the first or second night.   Managed expectations, clever name for it.

This alcohol schooling is much appreciated. I admittedly don't know much about alcohol as far as what chicks prefer...I barely drink myself.

So basically when a chick comes over y'all invite her for a drink, or do they see your collection and then ask to drink? I ain't eem joking guys I'm really asking.

Alcohol, you can't go wrong with some vodka and tequila, mid to top shelf.  Make sure you stay with the various juices and mix accordingly.  Once you get your feet under you, start mixing the flavored vodka with flavored drinks.  I experimented a few months back with some Code Red Mountain Dew, Vodka, and juice.  I will start listing different mixes I make at the home for dudes to try out.

The key is NOT to much alcohol when mixing, you want her chill not silly and goofy.  Those mix drinks sneak up on them FAST.  If all they taste is juice, then it is GOOD.

 

[216301baller]

Dam I came across thirsty ? Smh maybe that's why she flaked on me Thursday....but I've already moved on. I appreciate the feedback Titan I will keep that in mind my man

 

[elderwatsondiggs]

Well Tay Fam, it's official, just got back home from Austin and I just feel, can't even describe the feeling of being happy for once with a girl and not wanting to dip.... It was too easy,lol..
She immediately said "Yes" with no hesitation,
Man a year and a half ago I was on a turrible drought, lack confidence in my game and generally gave up hope....Illest I have been where you have been(read your previous thread), listen stop focusing on the negatives and just learn to love yourself, get out of your head because"you are your worst enemy", I have said this before but learn your likes/dislikes, stay well read, travel( noticed you are in Cali, too many cities with culture to not just ride up and down the PCH not to take stay-cations)...Maybe I am speaking from a place of light right now but I have seen the darkness, I have smashed randoms, etc... But until you truly grasp knowledge of yourself and put you first, then yes dealing with females will be more of a chore then it should be....My advice sometimes comes off as "humble brag", "doe eyed ***** in love" type ish, but I am finally satisfied with who I am and if I didnt take that leap the day I saw her, that would have been the biggest L of my life..
I know this journey will get rough and I know "wifing/marriage is definately look down upon on NT", but a ***** don't care and I definately ain't got no worries,HANNNN!

[COLOR=#red]First off Congratulations Brother!!! I'm teliing you bro, you definitely bring great perspective and positive balance to this thread big homie. Thanks for sharing your experience with us.

Good advice for iLLest Mugen. iLLEST it seems as if these are limitations on yourself bro. You are a dynamic dude with the type of personality that women tend to like. It's like you have a Lambo but only use it to drive back and forth to your mailbox my dude. You have the tools, all you have to do is use them. I think you know that, perhaps this is just a down phase for you, trust and believe it happens to most of us, just don't let it psych you out. Reminds me of Nick Anderson who played for the Orlando Magic back in the days...dude was a stud, he used to give MJ fits every now and then...he missed a few crucial free throws in the NBA FInals versus the Rockets and dude was never the same...he had all the tools and ability, but he let a negative incident change his game forever.

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[snowlax]

Congrats Mugen! Best of luck to you and your new bride. From what you've written about her in here, she definitely sounds like a keeper.

 

[elderwatsondiggs]

Learned this lesson EARLY on, my first had some GF who lived by me.  Well one day her GF knocked on the door, I was thinkin, "YEAH about to knock this out the BOX."  Then she yells for my "first" who pops up between two cars.  Luckily moms was still at work, she came in and commenced to gettin it in.

Ya'll youngins better listen to dude.  Didn't have a name for it but been practicing ever since dating, take a chick out I game plan to show her a good time, play it cool.  You play it cool and don't try and rush things, those are the times you knock it down on the first or second night.   Managed expectations, clever name for it.


Alcohol, you can't go wrong with some vodka and tequila, mid to top shelf.  Make sure you stay with the various juices and mix accordingly.  Once you get your feet under you, start mixing the flavored vodka with flavored drinks.  I experimented a few months back with some Code Red Mountain Dew, Vodka, and juice.  I will start listing different mixes I make at the home for dudes to try out.

The key is NOT to much alcohol when mixing, you want her chill not silly and goofy.  Those mix drinks sneak up on them FAST.  If all they taste is juice, then it is GOOD.

[COLOR=#red]Titan, great advice my dude. Thanks for that. I'm thinking the least I could have in my crib is a bottle of Ciroc...I know it's not "super" top shelf, but chicks seem to like it for the whole P Diddy tie in. Trader Joes two buck chuck wine is a good idea too.

I could simply ask them if they'd like a drink.

Ok full disclosure my dudes...my reluctance of alcohol and chicks stems from a Christmas party my old job had at a hotel. We got rooms and rented out a ballroom for the actual party. Basically we all got wasted and the next morning I woke up next to my coworker and we were both naked. It was a chick I was admiring for awhile but she was off and on dating one of my boys who was also my coworker. Anyway I smashed and didn't even remember until she described what happened. Of course my boy found out and we was never really the same after that. That kinda left a bad taste in my mouth I don't do my dudes like that.

But that's history and it's time for me to get over that and start serving these breezies some spirits [/COLOR]

 

[tdogg2k]

To be honest (everyone in here)
You don't need to be a label buyer when it comes to Alcohol. especially if you're one on one with a chick. just be like do you want vodka or wine

The money you spend is irrelevant since they would like a mixed drink anyway.
after the first drink alcohol starts tasting the same or disguised by the juice/soda (anyone who tells you else wise or believes they know the difference after a few drinks is lying. Compare it to people buying Jordans because they think it will make them jump higher. )

only time you need to worry about labels is if you're having a party and yall are like doing shots. thats the only time people usually pay attention to that. (That's when you can tell the difference between well filtered and non filtered. Which a lot of non popular labels are more filtered than the popular)

I've had my fair share of waking up to less desirable situations after a night of drinking. Thats why after I reach my limit. i do the water in the glass trick.
(which I haven't decided is immoral or not)

 

[youngtriz]

This is what squirts

ur girl asian right? what part of asia?

Cambodian

 

[elderwatsondiggs]

[COLOR=#red]Wait Triz...that's your wife homie? If so wow, I personally couldn't even do that bro . Wife's and Ex-Wife's are off limits in my book. I don't even feel right looking at the pic knowing it's your real lady. You wild!! [/COLOR]