TAY: thread about yambs...

[jay are]

@rrlegend save yourself the headache and just go to Austin. I cant wait to leave SA, like you said its cool and all but its mad boring. I love ATX its just the traffic is terrible. I probably try to move out there within a few years.

 

[tdogg2k]

same day

 

[mugen81]

Need some advice TAY fam,

Been living the single life for a couple months and tryna get my mojo back. Monday afternoon at work I met this super sexy chick. She was sitting down so I just kinda sat maybe like 2 seats away from her just to see if I could get her attention, thinking that I wouldn't. She looks at me and smiles (gametime!) so I introduced myself. I ask her where she's from while I'm trying not to drool over how good she looks and smells and notices she has crutches but looks perfectly fine. She then tells me she injured her hip training for the New York marathon. At this point I'm in full attack mode. We end up talking for about 30 mins, mind you this chick is 30 and I'm 23.She was really giving me some play and I knew she was feeling me when she asked me about what artist am I listening to a lot currently and I told her curren$y. She had never heard of him but proceeded to look him up and listen to a few songs and then buy weekend at Bernie's on iTunes

Longer story shortened she tells me that she's in the wine business and has traveled literally all over the world she even tried to give me a bottle of wine that she had with her but I had to turn it down cause I was at work. I was ready to kind've leave everything there because even though she was giving me some really good play I still felt like she was giving off the friendly person vibe. She then proceeds to give me her card and tells me that she's hosting a wine tasting party on Friday and that I should contact her. its Wednesday and I haven't hit her up. I don't know how to move in. I mean I know I have all the tools but Im not even interested in a wine tasting party, just her draws. I know she was feeling me but I havent had too much experience on moving in on an older chick. She seems real mature but i know choosing when i see it. Any advice fellers??

Young Heads...smh
First off 9/10 this woman wanted the same thing, the great thing about older women is they know what they want and you sir could be potentially missing the boat by over thinking...Hit her up and go to the wine tasting and explore and become cultured...Nothing turns a woman on like a man who is worldly on several subjects(not overly cocky) but experiencing new things opens your world to so much more and so many different types of women(especially wine, learn this **** even if you strike out, if you have a nice couple of choices of wine in your place, panties will drop for sure).. Don't be overly eager because that will turn a older woman off but play cool just like you did the day you met her, My dude she downloaded Weekend at Bernie's IN FRONT OF YOU... This isn't nuclear science or Physics, this is a slam dunk and she served it to you like Serena Williams...
Don't over think, just hit her up and enjoy yourself at the party, guaranteed "She Don't Want A Man, She Just Wanna ****"...

 

[rrlegend]

Man I amconflicted as of right now where to settle..Wifey wants to move back to Austin( her parents have a house in Birds Nest) but I want to move back to the Yay Area but Austin definately is high on my list( but more towards Round Rock to start a family)...
But the night life is great in ATX and you can find parties every night of the week and the people are just so damn friendly that it changes your attitude instantly and the food choices are straight piff but the damn traffic is a ***** and plus 6 street gets old fast.. But live music and if you are the outdoor type then you can't go wrong... Plus the yamb selection is off the wall, simply because its a college town but I have noticed alot of west coast transplants over the years and that makes the yamb pool exceptional...
Plus instead of Houston's dumb weather, you actually get seasons...
ATX is an acquired taste and some even try to throw race into the mix(which makes no damn sense) but the cost of living is still cheaper then say SF,LA,SD,NY, plus the technology game is picking up out there...
Then you are only like 1-1 1/2 from San Marcos and I don't know what's in the water but the Latinas out there are So damn Fine, plus it's a college town too..ATX is just nicely located, man even the hood is cool, lol
Not like the time I went to Dallas to visit my cousin, Man my head was on a swivel out in Oak Cliff but the night life was mad fun though lol

Austin it is , if I can handle atl and l.a. Traffic I'm pretty sure I can do Austin's and its not liked have a typical 9-5 . I brung 2 girls back to my stabbin cabin when we were working in San Marcos and we enjoyed ourselves but its one of those real small towns . Idiots stay there I need to come up on a chick that looks like the principal from breaking bad . I can do all 4 seasons and I'm not worried about the cost of living I'm finally touching 10 g's a month at work .

As far as women there I'm more of the skinny type of girls y'all can keep them thick chicks ( I don't feel like putting in work every time )
And with it being a college town and a lot of west coast transplants I'm pretty sure It will be in abundance there .

And to my man with the wine chick she definitely is gonna let you beat either that night or the next day and blame it on the wine lol

 

[mugen81]

^^ **** you clearing 10 stacks then you can head off of Mopac( North Atx) get nice little home or condo that's also going towards Round Rock...
They are building downtown and around UT with High Rises... Can't remember the street( ill ask wifey in the morning) but the street with Nice Kicks have some awesome apt/condos or you could probably even pull a spot around MT. Bonnel as well..
Plus it's a city with nothing but slimmies( not a lot of thick chicks but my girl being mix has just the right amount of thickness, only reason I spit at her, I need curves can't do slimmies), but you sound active so you will definately be set....Went to some throwed *** parties on Lake Austin this Summer, tubing is fun as hell but I was the only brotha, lol...
But definately a good chose to make...
Also most girls are hipsters tho( that's my type) but not that emo-gothic ish, but those in shape, vegan, tights wearing, hoof print when they walk type...
Also being that Trader Joes just opened up there as well as two Central Markets, those are prime yamb central grocery stores..

 

[tdogg2k]

I have ti play devils advocate again on wine situation.
more experienced heads should know a little better too.

business women who are in sales will stop at nothing to get a sale.
they will use their womanly prowess to get that $$$$$.
I fell for this once. she mentionrd her job once and we chopped it up after.
I hit her up we met for coffee.
She PUSHED HER PRODUCTS THE ENTIRE TIME.

all I'm saying is don't get hopes too high but atleast try

 

[mugen81]

I have ti play devils advocate again on wine situation.
more experienced heads should know a little better too.

business women who are in sales will stop at nothing to get a sale.
they will use their womanly prowess to get that $$$$$.
I fell for this once. she mentionrd her job once and we chopped it up after.
I hit her up we met for coffee.
She PUSHED HER PRODUCTS THE ENTIRE TIME.

all I'm saying is don't get hopes too high but atleast try

I feel this but the problem is her downloading music in front of my dude...
I don't know too many sales women in their 20s,30s or 40s who is downloading Spitta to their ITunes to sell this man wine, lol
But that hypothesis is highly feasible and if your scenerio is true, then still take the opportunity to learn about wine, by a cheap red wine/vino/Pinot and have it on chill for the next yamb prospect if one comes through to your crib, always have a stock of beverages and adult spirits in your crib( shout out to Mr. Chi City) also have some type of potpourri or smell good in the house, makes a lady comfortable and puts them at ease for the nastiness that should proceed afterwards..

 

[rrlegend]

I have ti play devils advocate again on wine situation.
more experienced heads should know a little better too.

business women who are in sales will stop at nothing to get a sale.
they will use their womanly prowess to get that $$$$$.
I fell for this once. she mentionrd her job once and we chopped it up after.
I hit her up we met for coffee.
She PUSHED HER PRODUCTS THE ENTIRE TIME.

all I'm saying is don't get hopes too high but atleast try

True as well I guess I just figured homie was going as her date instead of a guest but. After reading the rest of the post he hasn't hit her up yet so it can go either way

 

[ballinsam23]

its a Win Win situation for him. Either....

A. He smashes
B. If she does indeed push her product the entire he can tell her straight up whats good. Since its his first time It can be a wine tasting learning experience for him. He might actually enjoy it, get tipsy, and pick up another woman or set up another date there.

 

[lamekilla]

The advice in here is FLAWLESS. You guys really brought up some interesting perspectives. I'll probably hit her up tomorrow and might do the wine tasting party but I'm not expecting anything out of her now that you guys mentioned how business women easily can throw around sex appeal to market their ****. Should of thought about it that way but now that I think about it I could step my wine game up at the party and meet potential yambs as well.

 

[rrlegend]

^^ **** you clearing 10 stacks then you can head off of Mopac( North Atx) get nice little home or condo that's also going towards Round Rock...
They are building downtown and around UT with High Rises... Can't remember the street( ill ask wifey in the morning) but the street with Nice Kicks have some awesome apt/condos or you could probably even pull a spot around MT. Bonnel as well..
Plus it's a city with nothing but slimmies( not a lot of thick chicks but my girl being mix has just the right amount of thickness, only reason I spit at her, I need curves can't do slimmies), but you sound active so you will definately be set....Went to some throwed *** parties on Lake Austin this Summer, tubing is fun as hell but I was the only brotha, lol...
But definately a good chose to make...
Also most girls are hipsters tho( that's my type) but not that emo-gothic ish, but those in shape, vegan, tights wearing, hoof print when they walk type...
Also being that Trader Joes just opened up there as well as two Central Markets, those are prime yamb central grocery stores..

Yeah my last 3 stubs read 4500 , 4700, 5900, and next Friday I should be touching 7500 on that one . Thanks for the inside scoop on Austin area , don't want to commit to a house so I'ma need to look at lofts and townhouse with garages or covered parking .

 

[fontaine]

rrlegendf.... i know you've answered this a million itmmes...


but what do you do? ten stacks in texas... that's quvalent to damb near two hunnid stacks up east...

 

[mugen81]

Yeah my last 3 stubs read 4500 , 4700, 5900, and next Friday I should be touching 7500 on that one . Thanks for the inside scoop on Austin area , don't want to commit to a house so I'ma need to look at lofts and townhouse with garages or covered parking .

Yeah you should be able to find those easily just depending if you want downtown or outskirts/ suburbs..
If you coming from SA, take 71 into town(you'll go through the hood first which is east Austin but their are some nice spots over there as well) but you pretty much on par with the paper in ATX... You will be comfortable, also there are some nice spots by the mall...
Edit: and you will only be 2 hours from Htown and a 1 1/2 from Praire View..
And the beltway is like 85 out there, catch that ***** on a Sunday and its easily the best cruising of your life lol

 

[elderwatsondiggs]

[COLOR=#red]Hydraulic Fracturing, Halliburton is hiring for positions for it in Texas. Hard work, but great money. Dudes who do it are not hurting for money at all.[/COLOR]

 

[rrlegend]

rrlegendf.... i know you've answered this a million itmmes...


but what do you do? ten stacks in texas... that's quvalent to damb near two hunnid stacks up east...

Oil money gang

Before ducktales

And keep in mind I've only been doing this since July and I'm green as hell too .

 

[rrlegend]

[COLOR=#red]Hydraulic Fracturing, Halliburton is hiring for positions for it in Texas. Hard work, but great money. Dudes who do it are not hurting for money at all.[/COLOR]

It's pretty rough the first 6 weeks and if your a family man that needs to be around your kids and wife everyday at 6 pm but the opportunities to make money is crazy if you put the work in and take pride in what your doing . Also you can move any where in the world that drills oil . We have a family friend that works for shell and he pulls down 8400 a week for basically doing nothing and he's only been at it for 8 years

 

[tmso]

It's pretty rough the first 6 weeks and if your a family man that needs to be around your kids and wife everyday at 6 pm but the opportunities to make money is crazy if you put the work in and take pride in what your doing . Also you can move any where in the world that drills oil . We have a family friend that works for shell and he pulls down 8400 a week for basically doing nothing and he's only been at it for 8 years

Damn what are the qualifications?

I need in!

 

[rrlegend]

Not gonna thread derail and get this locked just p. m. Me


I will make a separate thread on it later on as well

 

[アミーゴ]

Dudes that only lurk coming outta the woodwork for the info lol.

Just planned my bday in SD with the boys. Looks like it will be a mini TAY summit with appearances by both LPheat and Youngdoc.

Might hafta make a video of us raging/ pulling some cheeks for yall.

 

[rrlegend]

I need me a laid back dark skinned island chick in my life right about now .

 

[titang545]

And y'all wonder why chicks lie about their past

I mean can you really really blame them? Most of the time we get butt hurt if they do tell the truth anyway, and besides believe it or not some chicks do change and settle down after a wild streak...ESPECIALLY if there were in college.

First off how are they supposed to tell us? Quantifiably or qualitatively? Quantifiably is like "yeah I let X amount of guys smash and sucked X amount of cocks. Qualitatively is like "I'd say I'm pretty good at letting dudes hit when they want to...and I'm down to slob the knob at which I'm great at too...most of the time it was right off the bat even though I made a few dudes wait."

All the more reason to get the chick straight from the motherland, before she can be corrupted. 

  To many guys getting that idea and are tainting the waters. 

Could you guys date a woman that doesn't workout? I realize I need a woman who cares about the shape her body is in. Recent deaded a chick and now that I look back on it. it was bc she made a couple comments about she doesn't have to work out bc guys will still be attracted to her. Get out of here lady.

Even though she doesn't workout what does the body look like, some women never have to workout and stay fit.  Some can workout once a week and look stunning.  Halle Berry, I find it hard to believe she was working out that much, I mean how could she.  To busy leaving the scene of an accident or going to bail out her man from getting into fights with her baby daddy.

 

[titang545]

Hydraulic Fracturing, Halliburton is hiring for positions for it in Texas. Hard work, but great money. Dudes who do it are not hurting for money at all.

Well if Halliburton paying that much for Hydraulic Fracturing, then they need to start hiring some IT and paying a grip as well.  I would certainly consider heading to TX for money like that.

Dudes that only lurk coming outta the woodwork for the info lol.
 

 

[rrlegend]

 
Well if Halliburton paying that much for Hydraulic Fracturing, then they need to start hiring some IT and paying a grip as well.  I would certainly consider heading to TX for money like that.

yeah i let the cat out the bag with the pay stubs members  dont belive me when im talking panameras and 911's by thanksgiving . and we need  IT people . 

back to yambs im not afraid to know a chicks past at all i rather just get it out in the open instead of me playing dumb like i dont know what time it is. 

 

[Chiron]

I need me a laid back dark skinned island chick in my life right about now .

well damb I had one and let it go. did i mess up lol

 

[elderwatsondiggs]

[COLOR=#red]This ain't Yamb related but eff it . Don't eem consider a fracking job if you know you aren't able to deal with straight up old fashioned hard work, you'll get weeded out and quit even with the cheese you are making. Same goes for offshore drilling, rigging, and oilwell technician. Like the homie said if you need to be home by a certain time or don't like putting in almost a whole day of work it's not for you. Plus you have to be a good money manager...it's too easy to blow cheese when you make a lot of it...especially if you never made that kind of money before (not saying that's you RR, I know you've seen $$ before, just saying in general).


Oh and Yambs feel good...to stay on topic
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