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only keep entertaining the fakers If you have other bench warmers.
if not then drop and refocus yourself
if not then drop and refocus yourself
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Negative. We have a few mutual friends, talk a little via PM, like each others' pics (corny I know). She's the driven, career type. Family oriented and super sweet.Have you pulled the number yet?
lol. Hahaahahhahaahab. I'm dead
Update I could of smashed had her *** naked but couldn't get it up smmfh
I made her cum from kissing her though
You had her naked and couldn't get up? Calm down on fapping sonj/k
Anyone fap before going on a date (word to Something About Mary)?
That way you can actually focus on the chick and not allow the chick to smell the thirst.
Hmmm you in college? You listen to a lot of Wu Tang or you watch a lot of Belly? Sound like Method Man from Belly.Went back to the dojo and freshened up; lined the beard up, got dressed semi decent and so on. Went out with my boy and bagged afew yambs at the bar. Get a text from a yamb at 2:30 that says she is in need of a masseuse for her lower back. Get over there and put the lotion on that back and slide the panties down.. She says she horny but sleepy. "No problem the gawd can't solve". Threw that jimmy on and slid in the mass for about 20 min from behind.
Alexander Wang is bout sore as F
Also thinking about getting that Creed "Aventus" 4 oz...
Is it really as good as people say it is?
lol but im on the west coastat this point you may as well call them early morning yams...
imo late night ends at 3
w.e its just semantics...get it in bruh
Pulled a double double off yesterday.. Went to one yamb (lil Holly Robinson-Peete looking chick) crib and was kicking it. She bought me lunch and everything. I was bad mouthing her and she was like IDK if this is gonna work out. Hit her with the Price is Right losing horn on some straight childish ish. Got that to work out in my favor though. Def smashed after I put the Weeknd on. It was game over.
Went grocery shopping with her at Wally's World afterwards because it was around like seven at night. I'm in college and that's like primetime yamb shopping hours. All the black yambs was looking at me like they were playing "Blood on the Leaves" in their head like, "YOU COULDA SMASHED THE #####". No bull though, I did that on purpose to help my cause.
Went back to the dojo and freshened up; lined the beard up, got dressed semi decent and so on. Went out with my boy and bagged a few yambs at the bar. Get a text from a yamb (very ABG) at 2:30 that says she is in need of a masseuse for her lower back. Get over there and put the lotion on that back and slide the panties down.. She says she horny but sleepy. "No problem the gawd can't solve". Threw that jimmy on and slid in the mass for about 20 min from behind.
Alexander Wang is bout sore as F
Also thinking about getting that Creed "Aventus" 4 oz...
Is it really as good as people say it is?
Hmmm you in college? You listen to a lot of Wu Tang or you watch a lot of Belly? Sound like Method Man from Belly.
"No problem the god can't solve." LMAO
The way I imagine all y'all, I picture, I guess you can say, the typical size (height, weight, muscles) a dude should be.
I bring this up because I'm a 5'5" dude that weighs 120. I can't imagine a person my size doing any of these stories you guys write about. I mean I carry myself well and all and can make female friends no problem, but that's the problem. I can only be friends with them. That's all they see. Probably every chick I run across is my height, if not taller and I know chicks like that taller dude crap. Basically, I'm stuck bros and just wanted to know if any of y'all is my size pulling these broads.
Beta post, I know... =[