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Talking to this girl the other day at work.. Midway thru the convo..

Her: yeah, cause I play hockey

Me: oh rly ? That's surprising, nvr wouda guessed that

Her: how's that surprising? You haven't seen how big my legs and *** are?



Does she want the D?
proper response

*with the home alone face*

"oh my yes, all the better to **** you with my dear" word to the big bad wolf

not at work though
 
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Talking to this girl the other day at work.. Midway thru the convo..

Her: yeah, cause I play hockey

Me: oh rly ? That's surprising, nvr wouda guessed that

Her: how's that surprising? You haven't seen how big my legs and *** are?



Does she want the D?
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Talking to this girl the other day at work.. Midway thru the convo..

Her: yeah, cause I play hockey

Me: oh rly ? That's surprising, nvr wouda guessed that

Her: how's that surprising? You haven't seen how big my legs and *** are?



Does she want the D?

my response would have been "no let me see" and felt her thigh (checking for muscle tone).

How she reacted would have told you all you need to know
 
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[COLOR=#red] I stay on the move...I'm in ATL...linked up with one of my chicks who is one of those ANTM type chicks. We ate in the Virginia Highlands area. It's real cool when you can travel to another city nowhere around yours make a call and instantly link up. Real talk I been doing this since Junior College. We'd have out of town tournaments many times I'd have chicks waiting for us after games. [/COLOR]

How long you gone be in town fam? Me and JayHood probably hittin some spots this week.
 
my response would have been "no let me see" and felt her thigh (checking for muscle tone).

How she reacted would have told you all you need to know
yeah...

but what if she's the kinda chick that relishes in that...

she loves when people talk about her butt....

whenever girls bring up their bodies, or really noticeable parts... i almost always go "oh word, i aineem notice.... i gotta look out for that..."

if you feeling really swaggy, hit her w/ the "well damb... all this time i've been looking at your face when we talk... i gotta revert back to typical guy mode... start checking out them glutes"
 
Man took a 33 year old with two kids that I work with on different floors out yesterday. Went to a nearby bar from her place to watch that poor excuse of a bears game. Had two drinks each and bounced at halftime cuz she left her phone at home. She grabbed that and we took a drive up lake shore drive to the northside.

Grabbed some absolut and cran-apple and drove near the lakefront about 10:00pm (minimal cars driving around). Started drinking and kissin and feelin up on each other. She even whipped the tetas out and lemme suck on them d sized tetas. The major problem is she still sees baby daddy and just broke up wit an ex recently. She's talking about leaving both of them in 2013 cuz they dont have a job and are the type to drive her car around and pick her up from work and she needs more stability.

Ima fall back for a minute and not sweat her cuz of that. 2013 is almost over anyway. If I see her at work I'll say wassup but wont try anything.
 
Yeah I don't trust ****** at all. Being that guy friend where it's almost automatic the poom poom gets offered whenever they go through their ****. Trust the females even less. Seen it too many times. And this is from my most righteous, church going, relationship preaching chicks i know, had them on a pedestal at one time and can't even look at them the same now, could smash and keep it moving with ease. These are the same chicks that'll go in when we argue male/female stuff talking about i'll always be alone living like that, but the logic of what they're doing to contribute to that neeeeeeeeever hits them. On a break a dude is like FDB, let me kick it with the homies, while she's breaking open the in case of emergency **** glass. At the end of the day all I want to do is trust a *****, **** is so hard.

and i'm most def the dude they fall in love with. Can't help it at this point, I was raised around alot of women and picked up a few husbandly traits that most dudes won't ever have. Seeing a ton of losers roll through I always knew what to do and what not to do. But I don't love or trust easy, so a lot of heartbroken females get left in the trail. I turn into a complete ******* when they try to withhold the p though. Chicks always want to make cats like us wait thinking that's going to make us think more of them. Nah. And once that ahole is turned on it stays on. At that point she'll come around just to get beat then kicked to the curb.

Hell one of my ex's been hitting me up recently (again) talking about marriage and ****, then she uploads a ton of new pictures of her and the dude she's been with for years since we broke up. I'm starting to think they're just not wired to be wholesome.

So MUCH MUTHAFUGGIN TRUTH!!

I went through this last year shorty fronted on the box for MONTHS talkin bout come over 3AM drunk and not let me hit.... Fast forward a few months i smash one of her friends at a party she was at... that same night she argues with me and decides she wants to come to the crib later that night and lets me smash... these chicks are crazy b
 
What did you respond?

I just laughed it off..
I was suprised she said that causd There was other people around and idk if anyone heard anything.

The first thing that came to mind was " I notice it every day" :hat



yeah...

but what if she's the kinda chick that relishes in that...

she loves when people talk about her butt....

whenever girls bring up their bodies, or really noticeable parts... i almost always go "oh word, i aineem notice.... i gotta look out for that..."

if you feeling really swaggy, hit her w/ the "well damb... all this time i've been looking at your face when we talk... i gotta revert back to typical guy mode... start checking out them glutes"

Damn. That wouda been the perfect response.
 
Situation like that i'd just clearly look at them then hit her with the Obama "not bad" face and nod.
 
I just started talkin to this chick a fw wks.ago and im tryna do somethin wit her on new years eve but neither one.of us go to the club. My homies throwin a party but im not sure if i wana go to it


What do some if yall plan on doing
 
I plan to be drunk out of my mind and fried. Take shorty to the party. Good place for casual talk and drinks lol
 
I just started talkin to this chick a fw wks.ago and im tryna do somethin wit her on new years eve but neither one.of us go to the club. My homies throwin a party but im not sure if i wana go to it


What do some if yall plan on doing

Having ppl over and getting completely messed up.

This is the first time in years that I'm gana have New Year's Day off..
 
[COLOR=#red]not TAY related but eff it...

The moment when you visit your parents house for Christmas and you find out that your Nephew has worn to the ground and destroyed your most valued pair of Nike/Jordan's

Nike ID Kobe 4....destroyed, Lebron 6 Chalks....destroyed.....Lebron 6 Olympics....destroyed...the rare white and varsity red AJ XXIII...destroyed.[/COLOR]
 
[COLOR=#red]not TAY related but eff it...

The moment when you visit your parents house for Christmas and you find out that your Nephew has worn to the ground and destroyed your most valued pair of Nike/Jordan's

Nike ID Kobe 4....destroyed, Lebron 6 Chalks....destroyed.....Lebron 6 Olympics....destroyed...the rare white and varsity red AJ XXIII...destroyed.[/COLOR]

What u do? How old is he etc...
 
[COLOR=#red]yo my dude"..I only stayed in ATL long enough to link up with ole chick...then I got back on the road again to Durham NC to visit fam[/COLOR]


Ohhhhh crap playboy...we can def hit these streets on some savage mission tonight. :lol
 
I just started talkin to this chick a fw wks.ago and im tryna do somethin wit her on new years eve but neither one.of us go to the club. My homies throwin a party but im not sure if i wana go to it


What do some if yall plan on doing

Clubbing in DTLA with @ecook0808 and a bunch odd my boys from college
 
For my shy brothas in there.
The next 2 days can be an easy pick up day if you let it. Or atleast a confidence builder.

So many ladies are out last minute christmas shopping, the christmas cheer is flowing.
Get your confidence up now by just saying hello, have a great christmas
if you're feeling bolder ask what they shopping for and for who. It's so hectic ou tthere that they would like a little hello, and merry christmas.

I must have done it to about 10 women today

they'll give you a smile, and you just Keep it moving (unless it's one you want to talk to )
this is a great exercise to getting over your fear.
 
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