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Textsfromlastnight.com LMAO
- Thread in 'General' Thread starter Started by jkickz1334,
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(212): i want you now
(916): you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
(619): just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
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(202): you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you keptyelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
(305): gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
(970): did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
(305): gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
(970): did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
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Originally Posted by Executive76
SC
(519): and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
*DEAD*
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i'm going to be laughing for days
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Hilarious.
Peace
Peace
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Originally Posted by essential
(510): he said he didn't have a condom. (415): and you said? (510): that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
(519): and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
(937): he is so annoying
(513): so stop sleeping with him
(937): yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
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(802): Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
(914): There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone.
*Dead*
(215): i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
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Originally Posted by Lieutenant Kif
i'm going to be laughing for days
Wow
Too many quotes on here
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This is toooo funny!!!
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Thats my area code! Schaumburg IL...suburb of Chicago lol.
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lmao. I been sleepin on this thread.
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naw homie you weren't sleeping. there was just some digging going on
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^^ word. I just seen OP's date at 5.01.09 haha
hella handsome
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I'm dying over here
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Thats my area code! Schaumburg IL...suburb of Chicago lol.
i had an interview there yesterday
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(617): they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
whoa
whoa
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Originally Posted by Lieutenant Kif
i'm going to be laughing for days
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(607): I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
Ha
Ha
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Originally Posted by Lieutenant Kif
i'm going to be laughing for days
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214): a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
dallas tx lol
dallas tx lol
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My face hurt from laughin so much
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It's official - I can't breathe!
[h3]"(513): Dude someone changed all the contacts in my phone to I LikeEggs"[/h3]
(323): Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
(310): You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
(323): So...no?
[h3]"(513): Dude someone changed all the contacts in my phone to I LikeEggs"[/h3]
(323): Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
(310): You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
(323): So...no?
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bookmarked lol
