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Originally Posted by fishinthesky
(425): Hi
(805): Babe...You're really smothering me right now
(717): dude, she has braces
(240): i meant the dude w the ponytail.
(717): i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
(902): and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.
(402): I was high as a kite when I got pulled over by a cop and he asked me for my ID and if I had been smoking weed, I said no and gave him my debit card.
(860): I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
(860): ****k wrong person
(1-860):.. who was that for? a girlscout?
(30: I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
DAMN!!!!!!!!!!
(209): dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
(1-209): nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
(281): How do you jack off and text at the same time?
(1-281): On my iPhone they have an app for that
Theres just too many to quote on that site. +*%# is hilarious
Originally Posted by LifeLessons
(323): Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
(310): You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
(323): So...no?`
(210): Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
(51: I hraet yuo
(862): did you say you heart me or hate me?
(51: who is this?
(517): They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
(843): Nice meating you last night
(843): Not a typo
I'm done
Originally Posted by JCASH DA KID
(67: did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
(404): did it work?
(67: nope
(989): Well a couple things dont make sense to me. Like people in wheelchairs that have dirty shoes.
or how asparagus piss is funny in a crowded room but not in the shower
ive always wondered the samething
Originally Posted by villianrootn
Originally Posted by JCASH DA KID
(67: did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
(404): "did it work?"
(67: "nope"
(314): So I went on a date with this girl...and whos our waitress? My girlfriend got a second job she didn't tell me about to afford my bday present.
(212): I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
(630): I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke !#$ teeth
(203): How did you manage that?
(860): Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
(203): lol... jersey girls rock