Do you really want to read blocks of text breaking down each pick for you? Of course not, you want something short and sweet. Which is why I give you my first round analysis, presented in the form of animated gifs. After all, a picture is worth a thousand words.
1. Indianapolis Colts - Andrew Luck, QB, Stanford
2. Washington ******** - Robert Griffin III, QB, Baylor
3. Cleveland Browns - Trent Richardson, RB, Alabama
4. Minnesota Vikings - Matt Kalil, OT, USC
5. Jacksonville Jaguars - Justin Blackmon, WR, Oklahoma State
6. Dallas Cowboys - Morris Claiborne, CB, LSU
7. Tampa Bay Buccaneers - Mark Barron, S, Albama
8. Miami Dolphins - Ryan Tannehill, QB, Texas A&M
9. Carolina Panthers - Luke Kuechley, LB, Boston College
10. Buffalo Bills - Stephon Gilmore, CB, South Carolina
11. Kansas City Chiefs - Dontari Poe, DT, Memphis
12. Philadelphia Eagles - Fletcher Cox, DT, Mississippi State
13. Arizona Cardinals - Michael Floyd, WR, Notre Dame
14. St. Louis Rams - Michael Brockers, DT, LSU
15. Seattle Seahawks - Bruce Irvin, DE/OLB, West Virginia
16. New York Jets - Quinton Coples, DE, North Carolina
17. Cincinnati Bengals - Dre Kirkpatrick, CB, Alabama
18. San Diego Chargers - Melvin Ingram, DE/OLB, South Carolina
19. Chicago Bears - Shea McClellin, DE, Boise State
20. Tennessee Titans - Kendall Wright, WR, Baylor
21. New England Patriots - Chandler Jones, DE/OLB, Syracuse
22. Cleveland Browns - Brandon Weeden, QB, Oklahoma State
23. Detroit Lions - Riley Reiff, OT, Iowa
24. Pittsburgh Steelers - David DeCastro, OG, Stanford
25. New England Patriots - Dont'a Hightower, DE/ILB/OLB, Alabama
26. Houston Texans - Whitney Mercilus, DE/OLB, Illinois
27. Cincinnati Bengals - Kevin Zeitler, OG, Wisconsin
28. Green Bay Packers - Nick Perry, DE/OLB, USC
29. Minnesota Vikings - Harrison Smith, S, Notre Dame
30. San Francisco 49ers - A.J. Jenkins, WR, Illinois
31. Tampa Bay Buccaneers - Doug Martin, RB, Boise State
32. New York Giants - David Wilson, RB, Virginia Tech