Riiiiiiight, so the rest of the world loves it, but the 4-5 of you NTers that hated it (probably pissed themselves more than anybody) don't get the hype.
bruh idk how much they are paying you, but this was the exact same story as every other horror movie. Any grown man that found this scary is a joke.
I ain't even look at it as a "scary" movie. That's my point.
All these garbage horror movies try so hard to scare people, they lose their story. This one did not.
I watched Haunting in Connecticut a few weeks back. At one point, for no reason at all, they had the house start shaking, and with all the lamps having no lightbulbs, the lamps start arcing, and acting up, and damn near lightning in the house, place goin absolutely crazy, and then nothing, just like that.
Now why in the hell would that scene be in there?
That wasn't no damn part of the story, they just wanted to throw something in there to make everyone "scared"
Conjuring didn't do that. Of course we can all always predict jump moments, I'm fairly sure the growing bass is a big big hint something's coming.
But the overall story of what went down was done perfectly. And they never strayed from their roots. No deaths, very little blood, no cussing, and zero nudity, and it STILL got an R rating. Test screenings thru the roof, huge dollars at the theatres, way way way above average ratings from people that saw the film, and you got this meh, about it? Come on man. You know it's better than that by a mile.
Of course it's the same overall story, family moves in, **** gets weird, fight the spirit, then tell the story. Well yeah. But they never got outside their lane, line ALL other horror films always do. They filmed it well, acted it really well (not a single bad performance by any actor/actress) and kept it tense from open to close. That's a solid movie.
Blair Witch was hyped, and I was bored as **** for 90 minutes, and then I got a little excited at the end finally. This wasn't that. The opening had me happy and thinkin somethin was different. And I wasn't let down when it was over. Very very rare in the horror genre. And trust, I didn't even want to watch this film. I figured it would be crap like every other horror film. My wife was the one that wanted to see it, and I went with. Lo and behold, I was beyond impressed with it. Completely unexpected.