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RAMPANT?Originally Posted by CoolGrayMemo
Originally Posted by jthagreat
Originally Posted by MonStar1
not sure what that means
thats the analogy you wanna use>?
fixed.
sorry, my creative juices weren't flowing.
The day u lost ur Virginity ... Describe .......
T Lo Sweater
formerly troyd
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it was back in 2009. i went to my then girlfriends house. we were just talking and sitting on her bed. then we just started to mess around. i didnt have any protection on me cause i wasnt even expecting to come inside, we were going to a party. i smashed raw
for about an hour and a half and didnt finish for some reason. the entire time we were smashing, throwback songs were on the radio. shook ones, survival of the fittest, cream, ice cream, it aint hard to tell, mass appeal etc.
so i can say that i lost my virginity while mobb deep nas and wu tang were playing in the background. but hey i went with the beats
so i can say that i lost my virginity while mobb deep nas and wu tang were playing in the background. but hey i went with the beats
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Originally Posted by SneakerHeathen
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There were a bunch of Houston songs playing in the background during mine (mostly Slim Thug, Mike Jones, Paul Wall, and Cham), with that vh1 show 'Surreal Life on tvOriginally Posted by TroyD
it was back in 2009. i went to my then girlfriends house. we were just talking and sitting on her bed. then we just started to mess around. i didnt have any protection on me cause i wasnt even expecting to come inside, we were going to a party. i smashed rawfor about an hour and a half and didnt finish for some reason. the entire time we were smashing, throwback songs were on the radio. shook ones, survival of the fittest, cream, ice cream, it aint hard to tell, mass appeal etc.
so i can say that i lost my virginity while mobb deep nas and wu tang were playing in the background. but hey i went with the beats
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go to urbandictionary and type in "late bloomer"...my name will come up....i was 18 years old when i lost the v card....at the time the chick was slammin....was my first gf and was my freshman year of college (200
. i had been fooling around with her for about 2 or 3 months but never actually stuck it in. for the longest time i'd get risky n try to use the backdoor exit before we ever even took advantage of the front. little did my sexually inexperienced mind know that you would need much more than a man and a woman to successfully perform backdoor activities. anyway, about two months into fooling around with this girl, she finally mans up and asks me to do the dirty to her that night. she said she was definitely ready. i acted nonchalant and told her "of course," but in reality, my mind was racing and heart was uncontrollable. after 18 long years of being socially awkward (partially due to niketalk), i was finally getting laid, by a dime nonetheless. long story short, i couldn't keep it up with the condom on, kept getting psyched out, was sweating more than pat ewing in the 4th quarter and we hadn't even begun intercourse yet. she finally tells me to ditch the rubber and go wwe raw.
i stuck it in for more than 10 seconds but less than 20 and reenacted the famous peter north jenna jameson garage scene when he unloads a gallon of man milk on her chest and moans ferociously in the process. looking back at it i should have never watched pron growing up because since it messed me up sexually. i started talking like the male stars and literally thought i was wesley pipes. but yea long story short, it lasted about 20 seconds and ever since then i have yet to look in my rearview.
. i had been fooling around with her for about 2 or 3 months but never actually stuck it in. for the longest time i'd get risky n try to use the backdoor exit before we ever even took advantage of the front. little did my sexually inexperienced mind know that you would need much more than a man and a woman to successfully perform backdoor activities. anyway, about two months into fooling around with this girl, she finally mans up and asks me to do the dirty to her that night. she said she was definitely ready. i acted nonchalant and told her "of course," but in reality, my mind was racing and heart was uncontrollable. after 18 long years of being socially awkward (partially due to niketalk), i was finally getting laid, by a dime nonetheless. long story short, i couldn't keep it up with the condom on, kept getting psyched out, was sweating more than pat ewing in the 4th quarter and we hadn't even begun intercourse yet. she finally tells me to ditch the rubber and go wwe raw. 
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i've thought about this before , this generation's ( u guys ) access to porn is killing the intimacy of the act . not trying to sound sappy or like an old grouch but i have 2 teenage daughters ( don't ask for pics ) and just thinking about them losing their virginity to one of u clowns doing his best wesley pipes impression makes me nauseous
when i was coming up i had to beat off to sh*t like fatal attraction and basic instinct till that black box came out
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17. I got in and I got out.
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july 29, 2002....
13, took the bus to the other side of town while my parents were closing on a house....smash in the basement...had no clue what i was doing...took the bus back, and my uncle was the bus driver...talk about awkward when he asked what I was doing there
13, took the bus to the other side of town while my parents were closing on a house....smash in the basement...had no clue what i was doing...took the bus back, and my uncle was the bus driver...talk about awkward when he asked what I was doing there
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Back in 89 when I was 13. Me and two of my boys took turns on this broad. She got home late so she told her parents she'd been raped. We were charged with kidnapping and rape. Fortunately her story kept changing so the charges were dropped.
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2002, senior year of HS, I was 17.
Chick was who I had taken to prom. It was afternoon after school and we were upstairs on my waterbed while the housekeeper was downstairs.
Went raw, couldn't have lasted more than a few minutes and let one out on her belly. Chick was nothing to write home about it and probably was one of the weakest chicks I've slept with it. I was definitely a late bloomer.
Chick was who I had taken to prom. It was afternoon after school and we were upstairs on my waterbed while the housekeeper was downstairs.
Went raw, couldn't have lasted more than a few minutes and let one out on her belly. Chick was nothing to write home about it and probably was one of the weakest chicks I've slept with it. I was definitely a late bloomer.
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Nov 2002..
10th grade, 16
Couldn't bust for @!!#. Like 2 hours of pumping away.
Fell asleep after for like 2 hours, woke up, ate all her pizza, went home
Next day.... again. Went raw, literally 3 pumps and I pulled out shooting off and said " nah... we shouldn't be doing this "
10th grade, 16
Couldn't bust for @!!#. Like 2 hours of pumping away.
Fell asleep after for like 2 hours, woke up, ate all her pizza, went home
Next day.... again. Went raw, literally 3 pumps and I pulled out shooting off and said " nah... we shouldn't be doing this "
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1996, I was six. "No, Uncle Jerry, my G.I. Joes don't belong there!"
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Men can be virgins?
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fellow old dude
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she came thru....no clothes were taken off......i whipped it out, she sat on it.....i nutted in about 30 seconds......it was over.
word to "the wood"
word to "the wood"
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i was 16
Lost it to a %%$*
3 hours later she smashes 2 of my friends within the same day
(kanye shrugs)
Lost it to a %%$*
3 hours later she smashes 2 of my friends within the same day
(kanye shrugs)
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end of freshman year of hs. I was 15 she was 13. I was wearing white jean shorts. Took bus to her crib. Got there she was playing hard to get. She was on her period, but I didn't know any better and she was down so did the do. Was so nervous that I didn't take off my shorts, just whipped it out and went to work. About a few minutes into it she got spooked because she thought she heard her mom at the door. So we stopped and I never busted. Jetted out of the house, chilled on her stoop to notice that blood stains was on my white jean shorts.
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And Yankee fanOriginally Posted by onewearz
fellow old dude
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had my 1st @ 18 during college spring break from this girl that i had just met that day thru another friend i wanted to smash...we had talked on the phone maybe a handfull of times, if that.
she picks me up, we go to a mall to make it feel somewhat like a date and to help her feel less whoreish...i go over her house afterwards (we had already discuessed doing the do so we know whats bout to go down
)
I whip it out with no rubber...but she's inventive and tells me to wrap a plastic bag around my wang
I go in, bust a nut within seconds (couldnt feel nothing but i knew that thang was wet) but was so horny i stayed up and kept stroking...then it got tiresome cuz i wasnt gonna nut again so i faked one
we watched tv, then 10 mins later her father walks in like random guys over the house is nothing new..doesnt ask questions, just gives a
and walks thru the house
she takes me home and i never saw her again...she now has a kid
she picks me up, we go to a mall to make it feel somewhat like a date and to help her feel less whoreish...i go over her house afterwards (we had already discuessed doing the do so we know whats bout to go down
I whip it out with no rubber...but she's inventive and tells me to wrap a plastic bag around my wang
I go in, bust a nut within seconds (couldnt feel nothing but i knew that thang was wet) but was so horny i stayed up and kept stroking...then it got tiresome cuz i wasnt gonna nut again so i faked one
we watched tv, then 10 mins later her father walks in like random guys over the house is nothing new..doesnt ask questions, just gives a
she takes me home and i never saw her again...she now has a kid
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Mine's has some weird cosmic timing and then some messed up results (sorry for the long story).
It was the October after my senior year and I only went to junior college two days a week. One Monday (my off days) morning while eating cereal watching Price is Right, I get a call from this Cambodian girl I had a class with back in High School (I was a senior, her a sophomore) that I really liked and we maybe only talked on the phone once over the summer (when things got kinda hot over the phone so I knew I had some sort of chance). She's calling from a phone booth at a park near where there was supposed to be a ditching party she was trying to find. So she's lost and had my number on her looking for help. Coincidentally/Magically, that park is like 2 blocks from me so I tell I'll be right there. I meet up with her, take her home and we watch TV on my parents couch. One thing leads to another and we start making out/touching. She asks me to take down the picture of Jesus off the wall because I guess it's freaking her out. I have her partially undressed and ask to put my hand "down there" she says its ok and she's done that before. SO I take that as a challenge and proceed to eat it instead (my first time doing anything mind you) and she digs it. So we agree that we are going to do "it". BUT we both being virgins, that wasnt working properly. She hadnt seen a man's part before and the size freaked her out. Things were not fitting properly and I didnt want to force the issue by continuing. So then I ask for something else which she said "a blow j**?" and she proceeds to actually blow on it. So that didnt really work out either. So we get dressed, I walk her to the bus stop, and she's gone while Im left with severe blue balls.
The messed up thing is I never heard from her again. No contact at all. I couldnt find her anywhere both before the internet was around and with the help of the internet/myspace/classmates.com etc. I finally track down her sister like 15 years later online and find out she died in a car accident in 2001. So that really takes some of fun out of the story.
It was the October after my senior year and I only went to junior college two days a week. One Monday (my off days) morning while eating cereal watching Price is Right, I get a call from this Cambodian girl I had a class with back in High School (I was a senior, her a sophomore) that I really liked and we maybe only talked on the phone once over the summer (when things got kinda hot over the phone so I knew I had some sort of chance). She's calling from a phone booth at a park near where there was supposed to be a ditching party she was trying to find. So she's lost and had my number on her looking for help. Coincidentally/Magically, that park is like 2 blocks from me so I tell I'll be right there. I meet up with her, take her home and we watch TV on my parents couch. One thing leads to another and we start making out/touching. She asks me to take down the picture of Jesus off the wall because I guess it's freaking her out. I have her partially undressed and ask to put my hand "down there" she says its ok and she's done that before. SO I take that as a challenge and proceed to eat it instead (my first time doing anything mind you) and she digs it. So we agree that we are going to do "it". BUT we both being virgins, that wasnt working properly. She hadnt seen a man's part before and the size freaked her out. Things were not fitting properly and I didnt want to force the issue by continuing. So then I ask for something else which she said "a blow j**?" and she proceeds to actually blow on it. So that didnt really work out either. So we get dressed, I walk her to the bus stop, and she's gone while Im left with severe blue balls.
The messed up thing is I never heard from her again. No contact at all. I couldnt find her anywhere both before the internet was around and with the help of the internet/myspace/classmates.com etc. I finally track down her sister like 15 years later online and find out she died in a car accident in 2001. So that really takes some of fun out of the story.
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I was 14 and it was at my friends girlfriend's house.
My friend's girlfriends parents were out weekend and she had a "kickback" which no one went to aside
from me, my girlfriend, my friend, and 2 other people.
I take my girl to the bedroom in the basement and we get touchy. I put my hand in her pants and she said she wanted it.
I activated my
. Strapped up and went at it. TBH, I had no idea what I was doing and just went in like they do in "movies"
After a good 10-15 min, it was done. We got up and walked to McDonalds
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What I forgot was to throw away the jimmy. I thought I threw it away, but really it fell on the end of the bed next to the trash can. 2 days later I see my friend at school and he told me that his gf was in MADDDD trouble cause her parents found a used condom. She ended up transferring the next school year to an all girl school.
My friend's girlfriends parents were out weekend and she had a "kickback" which no one went to aside
from me, my girlfriend, my friend, and 2 other people.
I take my girl to the bedroom in the basement and we get touchy. I put my hand in her pants and she said she wanted it.
I activated my
After a good 10-15 min, it was done. We got up and walked to McDonalds
What I forgot was to throw away the jimmy. I thought I threw it away, but really it fell on the end of the bed next to the trash can. 2 days later I see my friend at school and he told me that his gf was in MADDDD trouble cause her parents found a used condom. She ended up transferring the next school year to an all girl school.
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Freshman year of high school.
Got dropped off at my parent's house from some party and brought her with me. We were both faded so I decided to make my move and put her hand down my pants while we were making out in the living room.
Made it to my room and smashed for quite a while (pretty sure that was the alcohol) and did my business like half on her/half on my sheets haha.
The next morning was pretty awkward because we basically stayed in my room until my parents went grocery shopping...got to smash again though *shrug*.
Got dropped off at my parent's house from some party and brought her with me. We were both faded so I decided to make my move and put her hand down my pants while we were making out in the living room.
Made it to my room and smashed for quite a while (pretty sure that was the alcohol) and did my business like half on her/half on my sheets haha.
The next morning was pretty awkward because we basically stayed in my room until my parents went grocery shopping...got to smash again though *shrug*.
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was like 16/17 think....talked to this decent chick who had a rep for being lets say not the hardest nut to crack and i was dammed if i would graduate with out losing the v card!......
so one day on during a random no school holiday(cant remember which one) she tells me come over and i knew right away i was getting it. so stopped by got a rubber and headed out to get the buns. arrive and we start to make out get touchy and she tells me you want to F**k my heart just burst with excited ripped my clothes right off and she proceeded to give the dome..she slipped the condom on and began to pump didnt feel crap whent limp in seconds smh...she said it was okay and began to dome me up and got hard again i said f it grabbed her and went ham she nutted before me and finished in the mouth no evidence at all......next day she flipped because i didnt wanna be her man smh owell walked around the school like mj in his prime lol
so one day on during a random no school holiday(cant remember which one) she tells me come over and i knew right away i was getting it. so stopped by got a rubber and headed out to get the buns. arrive and we start to make out get touchy and she tells me you want to F**k my heart just burst with excited ripped my clothes right off and she proceeded to give the dome..she slipped the condom on and began to pump didnt feel crap whent limp in seconds smh...she said it was okay and began to dome me up and got hard again i said f it grabbed her and went ham she nutted before me and finished in the mouth no evidence at all......next day she flipped because i didnt wanna be her man smh owell walked around the school like mj in his prime lol
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07' i met my friends cousin for the first time, 30 minutes later i smashed raw..
i was 15
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junior in hs with then gf. it was a late start day and she'd been coming over in the morning for a while. after i picked her up on the way home I get a "accidental text" from her friend telling what position to do and everything.
was probably the best 5 minutes of my life haha. Suprisngly that wasn't the shortest i've had, with same girl went raw in the jacuzzi and didnt last more than 20 seconds.
had to go buy the morning after pill and havent gone raw on a girl since
was probably the best 5 minutes of my life haha. Suprisngly that wasn't the shortest i've had, with same girl went raw in the jacuzzi and didnt last more than 20 seconds.
had to go buy the morning after pill and havent gone raw on a girl since