Originally Posted by Marvel Man
Originally Posted by BOTTOM74BOTTOM
Meanwhile my peeps Young Purp just came over w/ a blunt... no call.. no schedule.. just pulled up like, "Aye Rilla, go get a swisher from the G-station. It's Cinco de Mayo. LEt's get a Corona."
Ain't that how it's supposed to go?
Wow you got a friend named young purp and your name is rilla wow you both sound incredibly cool.
Originally Posted by BOTTOM74BOTTOM
Lame sympathizers are usually closet lames
Originally Posted by Marvel Man
Originally Posted by BOTTOM74BOTTOM
Meanwhile my peeps Young Purp just came over w/ a blunt... no call.. no schedule.. just pulled up like, "Aye Rilla, go get a swisher from the G-station. It's Cinco de Mayo. LEt's get a Corona."
Ain't that how it's supposed to go?
Wow you got a friend named young purp and your name is rilla wow you both sound incredibly cool.
We so are.Originally Posted by Marvel Man
Originally Posted by BOTTOM74BOTTOM
Meanwhile my peeps Young Purp just came over w/ a blunt... no call.. no schedule.. just pulled up like, "Aye Rilla, go get a swisher from the G-station. It's Cinco de Mayo. LEt's get a Corona."
Ain't that how it's supposed to go?
Wow you got a friend named young purp and your name is rilla wow you both sound incredibly cool.
My stomach hurts. I thought my man was using NT screen names.Originally Posted by TheTrapezeSwinger
Originally Posted by Marvel Man
Originally Posted by BOTTOM74BOTTOM
Meanwhile my peeps Young Purp just came over w/ a blunt... no call.. no schedule.. just pulled up like, "Aye Rilla, go get a swisher from the G-station. It's Cinco de Mayo. LEt's get a Corona."
Ain't that how it's supposed to go?
Wow you got a friend named young purp and your name is rilla wow you both sound incredibly cool.
Originally Posted by Cedric Ceballos 1995 Lakers
man i can relate to op.
i got a friend like that, he just has a boring personality, doesn't like going out, and he's a 22 year old who's had limited encounters experience with women because of his religion. i think homie is still a V. me n the other homie were hella shocked when we saw an akwardly placed hickey on his jaw-line couple weeks ago kinda like. i've known dude since we were little and he's a good friend but i just smh when i realize how stubborn and set in his ways he is. Dude is MADDD sarcastic, to the point were every girl he talks to thinks he is a d1ck, and he doesnt realize he has to tone it down even when i tell em. and it only increases with liquor.
the other homies rarely invited him places, but i always try to involve him cause thats my dawg, but idk, it gets hard... we all have that 1 square friend, if their a real friend keep them around if their a fickle friend and a square then cut all ties with them.
He raps.. I rap.. we have names we use.. hilarious rightOriginally Posted by cguy610
My stomach hurts. I thought my man was using NT screen names.Originally Posted by TheTrapezeSwinger
Originally Posted by Marvel Man
Originally Posted by BOTTOM74BOTTOM
Meanwhile my peeps Young Purp just came over w/ a blunt... no call.. no schedule.. just pulled up like, "Aye Rilla, go get a swisher from the G-station. It's Cinco de Mayo. LEt's get a Corona."
Ain't that how it's supposed to go?
Wow you got a friend named young purp and your name is rilla wow you both sound incredibly cool.
DEAD.Originally Posted by BOTTOM74BOTTOM
Unless you're the lame guy in your crew, you kknow which guy I'm talking about. Share your vents
So there's this guy we call Tails. He's my "cousin".... you know how us black people are. Anyway, he's the guy that stands just outside your personal space barrier in the club. You walk to the bar.... and he appears next to you 12 seconds later. It got so funny one night that me and my man Carmello Saxxx would just stand on opposite sides of the spot and watch him aimlessly shift between following one of us. He's incapable of standing on his own two, nah mean? He has no swagger. He wears baseball jerseys... he just called me 20 minutes ago to ask me if I wanted to smoke a blunt this evening. Like.. who does that? Everybody here knows by this evening I'll be on blunt 3 at least. Who schedules sessions...for real? They just happen, right. This guy called me Sunday excited as ever to be at the carnival. His conversational topics include HS baseball and extra ratchet pregnant chicks. He says she said once she drops the kid she's gonna throw him that thang. And I'm suppossed to feed into these topics with stories from my sex life. I proceed. the I get more about the 8 month pregnant rat that he be taking to movies and **#%. I could continue.. but I'd rather read replies...
shoot.
Originally Posted by Brandon3000
All my friends are good, i mean no lames u know. I'm proud of my crew... appreciated
Originally Posted by needemjs
We got one in our crew too.
His name is Mike. He also calls to schedule sessions, he hits me with the "Yo what you doin? You wanna burn around 9" and its like 4 in the afternoon. He got no swag whatsoever. He actually called one of us to ask what he should wear to the party.He'll ask questions he already knows the answer to just to hear himself talk. Out the whole crew he is the only unathletic one. Some chick actually straight CLOWNED him at a party once, like crackin jokes straight roastin. She then moved it to Facebook writin on his wall and all. To give ya somewhat of a visual, he rocks straight Hollister n ripped jeans n thong slippers (He's like 6'3 160; straight surfer type) on the regular and the other night we convinced him to put a du-rag and fitted on and took a pic n posted it on FB. We tell him hes ******ed on the regular too.
He does drive everywhere tho. A full tank of gas last me like 3 weeks cuz he drives everywhere everyday, by default.
Like when females keep that ugly broad around.
