The Official NBA Season Thread: HO HO HO

[aepps20]

This is worse than anything Ja has done

Definitely............

 

[DLF]

I don't understand this narrative that it's the NBA's job to "sell" Jokic. You can't sell something that doesn't want to be sold. He literally says as little as possible, doesn't share his opinions, and isn't on social media and he plays in a smaller media market. He's not an interesting guy and he doesn't care about the fame.

Him being a boring person has nothing to do with him not being a great player. Tim Duncan wasn't an appealing player but it didn't take away from his greatness.

Kobe, Jordan, LeBron all understand the power of branding and they lean into it, Jokic doesn't care about any of those things so why should we?

I was thinking this too but was afraid of speaking about the issue with how sensitive people are about Jokic and any kind of questions you ask. He’s great but not marketable bc HE doesn’t want/can’t market himself. Nothing wrong with that.

 

[SORIANOTRON]

It will always baffle me when multi millionaire celebrities knock up bench squad strippers Like this is the best you could do fam?

young boys think they can handle the yambs raw

ALWAYS gets em...dont for a second think this was intentional.

Here's some free game for all the young professional athletes:
get a vasectomy in your 20's do all the ******* you want and when you ready to settle down in your 30's-40's......have it reversed. (its not expensive and insurance will cover both procedures)

 

[sohi 23]

Zion knocked up a single mom from the stripper to real estate pipeline

I #understand

 

[storm2006]

It all makes sense now

 

[pmatic]

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[sohi 23]

I just seen a video with Zion’s baby mama fighting with her ******* out and swinging

 

[BIG LEEMELONE]

young boys think they can handle the yambs raw

ALWAYS gets em...dont for a second think this was intentional.

Here's some free game for all the young professional athletes:
get a vasectomy in your 20's do all the ****ing you want and when you ready to settle down in your 30's-40's......have it reversed. (its not expensive and insurance will cover both procedures)

Could just stay kegeled up

 

[executive76]

From helping with credit and paystubs to 18 a year max contract

 

[SORIANOTRON]

Could just stay kegeled up

good luck with that

 

[freeze]

Goat Kobe was a menace.

 

[executive76]

young boys think they can handle the yambs raw

ALWAYS gets em...dont for a second think this was intentional.

Here's some free game for all the young professional athletes:
get a vasectomy in your 20's do all the ****ing you want and when you ready to settle down in your 30's-40's......have it reversed. (its not expensive and insurance will cover both procedures)

Some doctors won't even do it at that age and reversing it isn't 100%

Depending on how many years have passed since your vasectomy, your success rates are 60% to 95% for return of sperm in your ejaculate. Pregnancy is possible more than 50% of the time after a reversal. However, success rates start to decline 15 years after a vasectomy.

 

[lovehateself]

If you squint a little she kinda looks like Melyssa Ford

EYE dont see it

 

[SORIANOTRON]

Some doctors won't even do it at that age and reversing it isn't 100%

u got NBA money, you can get it done.

Its pretty close to 100..... 90-95%

I have multiple friends had it done

 

[Based Jesus]

I was thinking this too but was afraid of speaking about the issue with how sensitive people are about Jokic and any kind of questions you ask. He’s great but not marketable bc HE doesn’t want/can’t market himself. Nothing wrong with that.

Jokic is huge in Serbia and he has a great sense of humor. It's American companies that decided not to market him.

 

[frshstunna]

I never understood this logic from NT

It’s not all of em but a good amount of hoopers only used to dealing with groupies cuz that’s the easiest and what they had around em the most coming up…They be lost when you put em in the wild and tell em to get biddies so they become easy marks, I seen it too many times

Can’t blame em though, they spent most of their time hoopin instead of being outside working on their other type of game…The money and fame ain’t changing that, just puts em in a different circle of dummies

 

[nick.]

if Boban could get commercials, Jokic could, too

whether he wants to or not is a different story

 

[storm2006]

From helping with credit and paystubs to 18 a year max contract

What in the hell Imagine getting a lap dance and ole girl whispering in your ear about paying utilities on time and asking if you could qualify for a secured or personal loan

 

[executive76]

Plenty of guys are doing their thing without knocking up chicks

It's much easier/simpler to not smash raw or skeet in a stripper. Especially when you have a max contract about to kick in.

 

[freeze]

She's black. I'm pleasantly surprised

 

[BIG LEEMELONE]

good luck with that

Never failed me

 

[freeze]

She a stripper bro lmaoooo

 

[T0INE]

What in the hell Imagine getting a lap dance and ole girl whispering in your ear about paying utilities on time and asking if you could qualify for a secured or personal loan

Sounds like a Chappelle Show skit.

 

[NickFolarin]

Oh the real though, by end of year, Zion's child's mother's social media gonna be cleaned up and she's gonna move different and with a different crowd

She's not gonna mess up his money and image

 

[SORIANOTRON]

Never failed me

touche, I dont got no kids either.

I was taught at a young age a cream pie was the devils pie....

never been my thing.

I like to sign my work.