The Stuff You Steal @ Work Thread

[rawsheed]

I work at an after school program for elementary kids and I steal snacks on the regular.

Ha, okay not on the regular but I did steal a Chewys snack bar thing today

 

[freakydestroyer]

*Waits for NTer who got fired from Walgreens for stealing a can of soda*

 

[ryair max 1]

i work at a lawfirm and am often the last one there so i raid the fridge.

 

[daytona 5000]

When I worked at a restaurant I didn't even eat at the crib.

Originally Posted by freakydestroyer

*Waits for NTer who got fired from Walgreens for stealing a can of soda and a comb

*

 

[dg kyrk 33]

I used to work at a Library and I would steal books, magazines, and DVD's occasionally. I didn't feel like checking them out so I'd just take themhome. but I brought most of the stuff back when I was done eventually.

 

[supervi11ain]

money...jk

 

[gully gabe]

I work at starbucks...i have taken everything...except for mugs/coffee maker/toys/money
i always abuse them when i have parties..i take a few sleeves of cold cups...

 

[sharpiepoint]

VOL: Incriminate Yourself.

 

[thytkerjobs]

buahha. *paging Alyssa R*

 

[23michaeljordan45]

I have not taken anything...yet.

Cameras everywhere FTL!

 

[ihavemyownopinion]

I used to steal school supplies when I worked in the main office in 8th grade

 

[freddypee]

Originally Posted by ryair max 1

i work at a lawfirm and am often the last one there so i raid the fridge.

i feel you brotha

 

[heartofthacity]

i work at dunkin donuts
I steal bags of coffee beans at the beginning of the month before inventory check lol

 

[deletedelete]

i stole a can of whipped cream once

and some tips

because we pool tips and sometimes i make a LOT and do not feel like sharing. everyone does it though.

 

[airkeung88]

always "take" office supplies from the supply room....

 

[paycheck26]

im a butcher at a supermarket...i steal w.e i see...not from the shelf though...some customers leave things the wrong places, and instead of puttin back in theright place...we'll take it back to our department..we have a special box we store things.

 

[memphisboi55]

used to work at a grocery store,

would takes magazines. go to deli and get something made and say i would pay for it at the front........ would go to break room and grub.

when we started selling dvd's, the first movie we got was 8 mile, i took like 10 of em and sold em at school next day for like 5-10 bucks.

ahhhh, memories.

 

[rock4light]

Oh man, were do I begin? My company has that fancy toilet paper that would make you look forward to wiping your *$! for any little thing. Paper and ink for myprinter. Brooms/mops and all cleaning products for mom dukes. High-end first-aid kits.

 

[cq23]

i used to take more than one piece of candy when we played bingo in class...

 

[datznasty]

Nothing for me, unless you count using the printer and internet for non work related activities

 

[mdresident]

There is nothing to steal at my current jobs, but when I worked at dave and busters a couple years back, i was stealing mad xboxes, wiis and flat screens. Itwas so easy and no way to get caught...I told my crazy +## ex girlfriend what I was doing and one day she got reallly mad at me and threatened to tell my boss. Dumb broad actually called up my job when i was working asking to speak to a manger. Blowin the phone up somethin serious. I had to get my man to answer thephone and pretened he was the manager. After that day, i never went back, got a new gig asap.

 

[outbackbob24]

stole a bag of Dole pineapple one time from my place of work.

 

[zeen1ne]

i work at a hotel

i "borrow" money, milk, bagels, toilet paper, pens, paper, air freshener, juice, cereal ... idk what else

 

[frankwh1te]

time, i sign in/out earlier/later then i actually arrive/leave. been doing it for years now, clocking a solid 45mins daily of free paid time 5 days a week

 

[c money 88 05]

besides pencils/pens/erasers, I've taken index cards, I took a folder, a big #+% roll of packaging tape, and I stay stealing tubes of carmex, nothing bigthough, I try not to take anything I didn't already intend on buying if something was to go wrong, I don't wanna be that guy fired for stealing a $2pencil...I refuse.

it would be very easy for me to steal damn near anything though, I close up, walk through the back area I work at with my bag and other !+!%, I could easilysteal tons of books from upstairs, AND I check in everything we get at the store, I could easily just claim we never got the shipment and have them re-ship theorder. It's just not worth it imo.