the thread about nothing...

[flebronhaters]

old thing I never smanged from college popped up out of nowhere on my snap and wants to go happy hour with me today ....hmmmmmmmmmmmmm

 

[letsgetit22]

I'm working remote from home and want to take a nap, but everyone wants to bother me today with a bunch of emails.

 

[ROYGBiV]

Love you all [emoji]10084[/emoji]️

 

[quriousmind]

The beat ya meat section can be found here http://niketalk.com/t/641949/16-no-fap-challenge-vol-stop-touching-yourself

Thanks I've seent the thread but didn't wanna post there lol
This is the thread about nothing and it's like tweeting random thoughts so I posted here haha

 

[Warmachine85]

Bruh good luck. 5 hour energy and toilet naps when you can. A 30min toilet nap = "my ibs is actin up" they can't argue that

Hmmm i could use my Crohns excuse

 

[quriousmind]

I hate tipping at restaurants!
Im cheap af most of the time.
Most I tip usually is $2.
Or I leave before the check
I love writing a big fat 0.00 on receipts after I pay for my food.

I do tip casino waiters when I get my order

Most I ever tipped is $20 to a valet to park my Benz when I ordered takeout and the public lot was packed. Dude looked at a young guy and smiled real great full like thanks man

Valet even said hold up do u want change for the $20? I said nah just **** my car so I can get home while my food is still warm

 

[ROYGBiV]

When I go out I know I'm gonna tip so I add that to what I'm about to drop in my head. Hate tipping but I think I tip okay.

 

[ohokalright]

nawghtyhare got da banz?

 

[grimeyy]

Does anybody really like tipping? I don't think so. I feel like I only do most of the time to avoid the awkwardness after, UNLESS the service was really good. Then I have no issue tipping

 

[ROYGBiV]

Strippers get all this cash

 

[ohokalright]

^why? why are you paying womenz to tease you?

 

[mjwizkid]

 

[sgamon]

You tippin' 2 bucks? :x

 

[quriousmind]

Girl I worked with last night came to work in yoga pants. 21 yr old 5 ft 1 Hispanic with a True Apple bottom she's a virgin too but her face ok. Thin waist nice legs small **** tho. Yes I got pics but I don't dare post em here lol. Other girl I work with Hispanic but a nice apple bottom just as good as the other I don't have pics but she's pretty face hair and the whole she bang

 

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[truth-serum]

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Man no one is trying to sleep on a dirty public toilet

Bruh good luck. 5 hour energy and toilet naps when you can. A 30min toilet nap = "my ibs is actin up" they can't argue that

 

[quriousmind]

Went out with jump off last weekend and she was holding my hand then let go and asked why are your hands so rough. I forgot to put lotion after/before outing pre work with garage help

SAME girl same night we went drinking I had munchies I said lets eat Jack in the box tacos

Girl said **** that I don't wanna eat jail food

 

[ROYGBiV]

Girl I worked with last night came to work in yoga pants. 21 yr old 5 ft 1 Hispanic with a True Apple bottom she's a virgin too but her face ok. Thin waist nice legs small **** tho. Yes I got pics but I don't dare post em here lol. Other girl I work with Hispanic but a nice apple bottom just as good as the other I don't have pics but she's pretty face hair and the whole she bang

Hmm Hispanic and under 5'2

 

[truth-serum]

That bird ain't for you

 

[ohokalright]

how you know she a virgin? like how you really know? like how sway?

 

[ROYGBiV]

how you know she a virgin? like how you really know? like how sway?

If they got under 200 IG followers

 

[benzilla427]

how you know she a virgin? like how you really know? like how sway?

If they got under 200 IG followers

What if she only gives you her backup account?? [emoji]128064[/emoji]

 

[ROYGBiV]

What if she only gives you her backup account?? [emoji]128064[/emoji]

Check if she thirst trapping in her pics.

 

[truth-serum]

So I asked these jews why they eat pork and these dudes told me they don't keep kosher when they are not home

Shady as hell if you ask

 

[illvine]

Damn forgot my wallet rushing out my house this morning and first thing i normally do before locking my door is check my back pocket, of course i didnt do that today. Got nothing in the work fridge either gonna be a struggle day 

Damn, you could've/should've asked a coworker if you could Venmo them. Unless they're wack