the thread about nothing...

[sumrndmdude]

today i signed up for okcupid and pof..
do the yambs just come hither.. or must one actually put in some kind of effort?

DON'T ACT THIRSTY!

Read the profile and think of a supersmart or funny line. The numbers will come and with the numbers come the ya...

 

[handullz]

@hand do we have a problem dawg?...don't make me pop the trunk
On another note this ninja romney is ill...12 mil jobs...*****!!!!!!

we dont pop trunks round here, pleighboi...

we master chefs... cookin' on boys till the death of me...

#tybg

 

[handullz]

4 messages on POF...

just went thru all random... saying "wow... 5'10? you ever hooped?"

and "hey. how are you"

#tyNT...

 

[trilluminated]

i haven't seen a good ol' barrage of lil b gifs in a minute..

 

[leftcoastin]

@ :18

 

[odog24]

Anyone have a degree in MIS?

Im in a class right now in its really interesting.

im a sophmore majoring in info systems

 

[handullz]

see... stuff like this of POF scares me...

for what reason would she have to be on a dating site?

 

[cocotaso1]

The wonders of photoshop , starring Lady Gaga ..

wow is that for real?

this is real enough

I've always wanted to be in a music video.

Just looks mad fun. Hot girls dancing all over the place half naked, fly *** cars, and wearing some expensive outfit.

i've been to a couple, unless you are the artist that **** sucks. you just waiting around hot and hungry without any of the video perks.

 

[leftcoastin]

this is me in 24 hours

for 3 days straight

 

[handullz]

i haven't seen a good ol' barrage of lil b gifs in a minute..

 

[RIP sleazyy]

molly in crystal form >

**** them caps, B. ****** around here cut those with ANYTHING.

 

[trilluminated]

based god lives life to the absolute fullest.

 

[sumrndmdude]

see... stuff like this of POF scares me...

for what reason would she have to be on a dating site?

New City

******ed Exes

Self Esteem issues

Kids

Nurse schedule

Bad Breath

etc

watch out for the trannies though...

 

[elpablo21]

based god lives life to the absolute fullest.

Let me add to the Based gifs

 

[youngdoc]

Well about a month ago, maybe a little longer, this chick hit me up and she seemed really laid back. I gave her my number and we talked a few times over the
phone ,I was kind of not feeling her after that cause it seemed like she wanted a relationship. So I don't text or call her for a few days. She ends up calling me out of the blue(Monday) and asks me out on a date(Saturday). The whole week she is blowing up my phone asking where I am going to take her blah blah blah. I start to get annoyed so I end up calling her Friday morning and cancelling. She tries to make further plans and I just told her I will let her know.  

Saturday night I hang out , the night that was supposed to be our date, I go to my boys house and get drunk and play pool. She ends up sending me a text around 8 p.m. that says she wished we would have gone on the date which I ignored. I start to drive home from my boy's house around 1 a.m. and my phone starts blowing up. Every text was was a nude pic of her with a caption. Crap like her bussin it open saying "Now what I am going to do with this." At this point I am thinking what took you so long to get with the program. She begs me to come over that night but ,she lived far away in an area I am not familiar with. I end up telling her when I am not drunk tomorrow I will come over and smash.  

Fast forward to that night I get to her house and she says " I want to have some fun are you open to doing something different?" I asked her what she had in mind and she says she wants to take some Molly and bone. Now that isn't my thing but I tell her its no big deal and popped the tab. We start ******g like crazy for a while.  After a little break for a beer and some bong hits it is time for round 2. Only this time she says she wants to tie me up. I told her no but she keeps trying to handcuff me to her bed while we are boning again. I looked her dead in the eye and say " I do not trust you enough to tie me up." This isn't the smartest thing but if you have ever been rolling hard you know there is no filter. She starts crying and screaming saying she is a ***** and the only reason she did this was so I will like her. She is slumped on the bed not making any sense talking about she just got divorced. Fearing for my life and my penis I put on my boxers and bolted out of her house and got dressed in my car. 



Cliffs
-met girl on POF
-make date
-cancel date
-she calls me to smash
-too drunk to smash so we make date to smash next day
-girl wants me to roll with her
-she flips her ****
-I run for my life

Legitimately cool starry bra.

Indeed Cool story ..

BUT

Molly dont come in tabs bruh .. you took an E-pill

molly can come in tabs just a lot of people prefer it in the crystal form

 

[oh you mad]

Turning 22 tomorrow

(31st)

 

[yeahitsrust]

I can get down with this right about now... Just got home from chillin' with some friends I haven't kicked it with since high school because of college/military/livingacrosstheusa.

Song fits my feelings right now. Found out one of my homies went to the bars for robbing his own uncle for oxy and cash....

The memories...

 

[trilluminated]

based god lives life to the absolute fullest.

Let me add to the Based gifs

 

[odog24]

Turning 22 tomorrow

(31st)

haapppy early bday 

 

[elpablo21]

Turning 22 tomorrow

(31st)

HBD and why is that a bad thing?

 

[bandman]

 

Bahaha. Even Khalifa cookin

 

[yeahitsrust]

molly in crystal form >

**** them caps, B. ****** around here cut those with ANYTHING.

True story. My boy messes with molly on the regular. He swears by crystal form only.

 

[handullz]

a+ my friend!!!!!

 

[shox23]

Max B appeal got denied he in jail for the rest of his life

the wave is gone |I

 

[sage909]

Trying to get this breezy from vegas to buy me a camera.. never met her in person, just talk on the phone and text..