the thread about nothing...

I filed a police complaint against my nutjob neighbor but it turns out it’s completely legal to explicitly threaten people and their property. I asked the cops if I can threaten to shoot him if he comes to my door again and they said that’s also legal depending on the phrasing. That’s ridiculous.
The threat only becomes illegal when you attach an explicit illegal condition to the threat, extortion basically.

They’re sending an officer to pressure them into behaving like normal people either way but I doubt that’s gonna do much.

The nutjob works during the day so I went to visit his wife this morning to tell her that I reinforced my fencing. She was nice initially and invited me in for a coffee (???). She quickly got a bit defensive though when I added that I also wanted to notify her that I filed a complaint against her husband. :lol:

She started saying that her husband never threatened me personally and that I was actually egging on her husband by asking him to hit me, which never happened.

So I pulled out my phone, briefly played a snippet of the audio recording and said “look, we’re not doing this nonsense. I can send you the recording if your memory needs a refresher.”
To which she responded “oh oh recordings? well maybe I should talk to that officer about privacy laws.”
I prepared for that kind of bs so I gave her a copy of an article laying out the law regarding secret recordings, along with the copy of the police report.

I then said that I hoped we could get along from now on and that she’s free to come to my door if there’s an issue but that I’d call the cops immediately if her husband shows up.

Idk why but she was kinda friendly after that and wished me a good day when I left. Strange woman.

Hopefully that’s the last I hear of that nutjob neighbor.
somehow I missed the neighborhood that I grew up in. pretty tough and arguments are settled with a fist fight. can also get dangerous though especially if that person held a serious grudge on you. police doesn't really do much especially if you are in the right and would let it go. also, it helped that your folks have influence as well. I hate barkers as they can be annoying and don't settle anything. my mother is both a barker and a fighter so nobody messes with her. my dad had guns and was a former cop. inspite of those, we were victims or dangerous robberies (targeted twice) by gangs. nobody messed with our family after the 2nd incident as those gangs where mysteriously getting killed. and No, our family has nothing to do with them but people around the neighborhood were suspecting our family as putting a hit on them.
 
Chappelle coming to my city this month logged on to try and buy tickets this morning and it was $238 before fees and taxes for BALCONY 🤬🤬
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Im sayin. Once dude finds out you had tea with his wife he gonna be furious. He plottin right now.
He can get mad at his wife then, I'm not the one who invited myself in.
I secretly recorded the conversation with a second phone in case they want to try to fabricate things I said again.

She did say her husband got "extremely pissed" because he really really couldn't stand that I was just calm and sarcastic the whole time while he was screaming in my face and threatening me. Shows what kind of an insecure manchild he is.
Apparently what really set him off and prompted him briefly going back to his house before coming back to threaten me some more was that I replied to one of his threats with "sure, wanna also tell me why you got evicted from your past home? maybe something to do with idk, constant police complaints from your neighbors about your pets? Does that ring a bell?"

He tried to call a bluff by asking me "Oh yeah? Well where did I live?", so I gave him the exact address.
Then he started furiously ranting about how the police complaints were all to blame on his elderly neighbors being *******s.
When he appeared to finish that story, I interjected and said "Wow, cool story man. You done?"
That's when I guess he just gave up and resorted to coming back with "speak up you disabled monkey, I don't speak disabled."
Not many similar insults later, he stormed off in frustration but was still screaming "disabled ****s are scum, contributing absolutely nothing to society" :lol:
His mother-in-law presumably told them about my chronic disease at some point, she's a very friendly elderly woman and has always written nice cards to me whenever I was hospitalized.
 
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He can get mad at his wife then, I'm not the one who invited myself in.
I secretly recorded the conversation with a second phone in case they want to try to fabricate things I said again.

She did say her husband got "extremely pissed" because he really really couldn't stand that I was just calm and sarcastic the whole time while he was screaming in my face and threatening me. Shows what kind of an insecure manchild he is.
Apparently what really set him off and prompted him briefly going back to his house before coming back to threaten me some more was that I replied to one of his threats with "sure, wanna also tell me why you got evicted from your past home? maybe something to do with idk, constant police complaints from your neighbors about your pets? Does that ring a bell?"

He tried to call a bluff by asking me "Oh yeah? Well where did I live?", so I gave him the exact address.
Then he started furiously ranting about how the police complaints were all to blame on his elderly neighbors being *******s.
When he appeared to finish that story, I interjected and said "Wow, cool story man. You done?"
That's when I guess he just gave up and resorted to coming back with "speak up you disabled monkey, I don't speak disabled."
Not many similar insults later, he stormed off in frustration but was still screaming "disabled ****s are scum, contributing absolutely nothing to society" :lol:
His mother-in-law presumably told them about my chronic disease at some point, she's a very friendly elderly woman and has always written nice cards to me whenever I was hospitalized.



You talking too much to him honestly. The more chatter you do the more he thinks he can get in your face without you doing sumn. Quit talking so much, just shoot him.
 
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You talking too much to him honestly. The more chatter you do the more he thinks he can get in your face without you doing sumn. Quit talking so much, just shoot him.
At that point I wasn’t familiar enough with the relevant laws regarding self-defense. So my strategy at that time was just to try to entrap the nutjob in some kind of criminal violation by secretly recording the conversation and just staying calm, and condescending. Now that I know there needs to be an illegal order/condition attached to a threat in order for the threat to become criminal, there won’t be much talking next time besides get lost or get shot.
 
He can get mad at his wife then, I'm not the one who invited myself in.
I secretly recorded the conversation with a second phone in case they want to try to fabricate things I said again.

She did say her husband got "extremely pissed" because he really really couldn't stand that I was just calm and sarcastic the whole time while he was screaming in my face and threatening me. Shows what kind of an insecure manchild he is.
Apparently what really set him off and prompted him briefly going back to his house before coming back to threaten me some more was that I replied to one of his threats with "sure, wanna also tell me why you got evicted from your past home? maybe something to do with idk, constant police complaints from your neighbors about your pets? Does that ring a bell?"

He tried to call a bluff by asking me "Oh yeah? Well where did I live?", so I gave him the exact address.
Then he started furiously ranting about how the police complaints were all to blame on his elderly neighbors being *******s.
When he appeared to finish that story, I interjected and said "Wow, cool story man. You done?"
That's when I guess he just gave up and resorted to coming back with "speak up you disabled monkey, I don't speak disabled."
Not many similar insults later, he stormed off in frustration but was still screaming "disabled ****s are scum, contributing absolutely nothing to society" :lol:
His mother-in-law presumably told them about my chronic disease at some point, she's a very friendly elderly woman and has always written nice cards to me whenever I was hospitalized.
I would have answered him back with the ordering machine like....


or with the Rock's catchphrase like....
 
My *** just walked the strip. Why? Because I’m cheap....BUT....walking is where you get to see the girls and guys get into fist fights, lol.

My sober cousin got into a fight with a drunk guy. It was deemed a “draw” by the people standing around to watch it. I feel like he lost though, we all died when his shoe slipped off and he had one long dress sock flailing in the wind while he duked it out :rofl:
 
Petty sure this will gain traction in the next few days. Instagram model stabs bf to death.
 
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