the thread about nothing...

i live close to a funeral home..

i'm near death everyday, b..

or at least every time they have a funeral.
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Ecplain please


Nt mobile on a 3gs sucks.
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When reading certain comments and old threads you can see that there are a lot of NTer's thats been or is about dat life. I was just tryna say you might end up getting a bunch of same ol stories of dudes getting shot at. I was kinda joking anyways.
 
What are some near death experiences you've had?
Spun out in the freeway and ended up facing the traffic. I literally screamed like a little *****.
how did this happen.
Cliffs please.
It was raining and Some jerk cut me off, causing me to hit the brakes

Luckily it was around 6 in the morning so the traffic wasn't heavy and no one was following close.

Spun 3 times and when the car stopped, I was facing incoming traffic. They stopped and allowed me to reverse.

Pulled over and lit up a joint
 





now i understand why you cant be friends with your ex.

so that's why you changed your avy.

she looks healthy, though. :evil

if i stayed, i wouldve had a constant stream of threeways with her friends. i couldnt trust her though so yea...


You dont like 3ways with 2 girls?

hell yea i do. i just dont trust her, her past is what raises a lot of red flags for me. plus she has 2 kids. her 14 year old daughter got a crush on me and shes just as tall as me!

il go into detail about her past but i think anyone wouldve bailed if the same circumstances came up. the threeways was for me to regain my trust in her. which when the opportunity presented itself, i ended up failing by getting wasted. i also didnt trust her with the threeways :rollin


The other girls mustve been ugly?

no the other girl is actually a girl i have a crush on. shes puerto rican, jamaican, and irish with a big booty and light brown eyes.


But how didnt you trust her?

You thought she was going to get it on with the other girl when you werent around? I heard that happens alot

she lied to me before about some guy. thats when i started to not trust her and she tried so many different ways to win back the trust. she allowed me to PIIHB like 2x a week and everytime i did and creampie in her she would go on about how much she loves me and apologizes about lying to me blah blah blah.

personally i dont believe her and imo shes using anal as one of the ways to win me back. she had to step it up to the threeways cause it wasnt workin.
 
Went mountain biking when I was 15, we borrow my buddy's neighbors bike, he neglects to tell me (biggest dude out of the 3 of us) that the bike I have has the worst brakes, so we're headed down a mountain with a sharp turn I can't stop my choices are go into the side of the mountain head on or turn and fall off the side, I choose head on and flip over the handle bars, front rim got bent I almost passed out had to walk the bike down the rest of the way :{
 
Went mountain biking when I was 15, we borrow my buddy's neighbors bike, he neglects to tell me (biggest dude out of the 3 of us) that the bike I have has the worst brakes, so we're headed down a mountain with a sharp turn I can't stop my choices are go into the side of the mountain head on or turn and fall off the side, I choose head on and flip over the handle bars, front rim got bent I almost passed out had to walk the bike down the rest of the way
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You fell off your bike? and then had to walk the bike back the rest of the way 
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 are you ok?
 
Went mountain biking when I was 15, we borrow my buddy's neighbors bike, he neglects to tell me (biggest dude out of the 3 of us) that the bike I have has the worst brakes, so we're headed down a mountain with a sharp turn I can't stop my choices are go into the side of the mountain head on or turn and fall off the side, I choose head on and flip over the handle bars, front rim got bent I almost passed out had to walk the bike down the rest of the way :{
You fell off your bike? and then had to walk the bike back the rest of the way 
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Front rim got bent when I hit the mountain so I couldn't ride it anymore
 
Went mountain biking when I was 15, we borrow my buddy's neighbors bike, he neglects to tell me (biggest dude out of the 3 of us) that the bike I have has the worst brakes, so we're headed down a mountain with a sharp turn I can't stop my choices are go into the side of the mountain head on or turn and fall off the side, I choose head on and flip over the handle bars, front rim got bent I almost passed out had to walk the bike down the rest of the way :{
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Damn, same thing happened to my idiot friend. Except he chose to speed down the mountain
 





now i understand why you cant be friends with your ex.

so that's why you changed your avy.

she looks healthy, though. :evil

if i stayed, i wouldve had a constant stream of threeways with her friends. i couldnt trust her though so yea...


You dont like 3ways with 2 girls?

hell yea i do. i just dont trust her, her past is what raises a lot of red flags for me. plus she has 2 kids. her 14 year old daughter got a crush on me and shes just as tall as me!

il go into detail about her past but i think anyone wouldve bailed if the same circumstances came up. the threeways was for me to regain my trust in her. which when the opportunity presented itself, i ended up failing by getting wasted. i also didnt trust her with the threeways :rollin


The other girls mustve been ugly?

no the other girl is actually a girl i have a crush on. shes puerto rican, jamaican, and irish with a big booty and light brown eyes.


But how didnt you trust her?

You thought she was going to get it on with the other girl when you werent around? I heard that happens alot

she lied to me before about some guy. thats when i started to not trust her and she tried so many different ways to win back the trust. she allowed me to PIIHB like 2x a week and everytime i did and creampie in her she would go on about how much she loves me and apologizes about lying to me blah blah blah.

personally i dont believe her and imo shes using anal as one of the ways to win me back. she had to step it up to the threeways cause it wasnt workin.


Oh I definitely understand it now

You made the right move!
 
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