the thread about nothing...

[unsuited]

franc, that's scary.

My experience:

-on 'empty' highway (like 4 cars as far as i can see)

-going 120

-decide to switch lanes

-cut the wheel too sudden, then realized next lane isn't free yet so i try to swerve back onto my lane

-hit the back end of a car, and that's when the spinning starts (people who saw said it was three)

-end up in a ditch

-police points out that the railing that separates cars going opposite directions is what kept me from going to the other side.

three people in the car, one was hurt.

 

[andycrazn]

^I'm probably #1 on your list.

I've never been into men so you have nothing to worry about sir.

so you're a lesbian?

Yes.
Beautiful women like Andy's ex get me going.
Men like Hikaru do nothing for me.
:\

wait, youre a female?!??!??!?!? if yes, would you have been down for a threeway

Whoa whoa whoa, I always post something then come across more stuff

Andy, I saw you threw up when the threesome happened... , then you said your girl let you PIIHB, you get a bro fist for that. If she let me do that I'd be like.....

Spoiler: Warning: Spoiler!

I ain't mad at cha though. Such a special privilege to have.

yea..... i was thinking if it during the threeway wouldve been . i dont know how she cleans it so well but it is pornstar level clean so i wouldve let the other chick get the atm treatment. but its all fantasy that couldve turned into reality

my ex did ATM and now i miss it


I had no idea Amanda Bynes went out with Scotty Mexico. Mind blown.

 

[mecks]

I did do the value size but whats the significance of 9?

Yo I'm late. But psychologically people think 1.89 is just over a dollar while 2.01 would be over two dollars .

 

[andycrazn]

I did do the value size but whats the significance of 9?

Yo I'm late. But psychologically people think 1.89 is just over a dollar while 2.01 would be over two dollars .

.99 looks alot better than 1.00 cause it has one more number in there which i guess based on reading it would automatically assume bigger amount. like 99.99 vs 100.00

 

[mahnametahrone]

Damn franc, glad you pulled through homie

 

[mecks]

OMG WHYHELLOTHERE IS A WOMAN !??!?!?!?!?!?!?!!??! MAN I LOOOKED UP TO YOU BRO

MISS. WHATEVER

 

[beh235]

ATM? you never go ATM. Word to Jay and Silent Bob

 

[unsuited]

I did do the value size but whats the significance of 9?

Yo I'm late. But psychologically people think 1.89 is just over a dollar while 2.01 would be over two dollars .

.99 looks alot better than 1.00 cause it has one more number in there which i guess based on reading it would automatically assume bigger amount. like 99.99 vs 100.00

weird but true

 

[beh235]

Is WHT a female? I haz confused forreal . This is about the second or third time I had to pause and think about it too.

Edit :*annoyed grunt*

 

[mister friendly]

OMG WHYHELLOTHERE IS A WOMAN !??!?!?!?!?!?!?!!??! MAN I LOOOKED UP TO YOU BRO

MISS. WHATEVER

You cant look up to a woman?

 

[andycrazn]

ATM? you never go ATM. Word to Jay and Silent Bob

she was drunk and didnt know she didnt taste anything that means she cleaned it well.

i also found out the power of an anal orgasm. the window of opportunity to smash with a force of a tsunami

 

[andycrazn]

I did do the value size but whats the significance of 9?

Yo I'm late. But psychologically people think 1.89 is just over a dollar while 2.01 would be over two dollars .

.99 looks alot better than 1.00 cause it has one more number in there which i guess based on reading it would automatically assume bigger amount. like 99.99 vs 100.00

weird but true

imo, it would be a big deal if a penny is worth alot more. word to 5 cent hot dogs. inflation made it ok i guess

 

[whyhellothere]

wht is whatever wht choose to be at the moment.

 

[andycrazn]

"What I must do is all that concerns me, not what people think. This rule,equally arduous in actual and intellectual life, may serve for the whole distinction between greatness and meanness. It is the harder, because you will always find those who think they know what is your duty better than you know it. It is easy in the world to live after the world's opinion; it is easy in solitude to live after our own; but the great man is he who in the midst of the crowd keeps with perfect sweetness the independence of solitude.”

― Ralph Waldo Emerson

love this guy. gotta write about him.

 

[iYen]

What are some near death experiences you've had?

A van hit me and I probably flew like 10ft in the air.Happened to me when I was 11.

Holy ....!

Were you okay and what was your thought process when and after you got hit?

Did it feel like life was moving in slow motion or did it happen so fast that you didn't comprehend what was happening as it was happening?

 

[trilluminated]

this publix brand banana split ice cream, though.

 

[beh235]

ATM? you never go ATM. Word to Jay and Silent Bob

she was drunk and didnt know she didnt taste anything that means she cleaned it well.

i also found out the power of an anal orgasm. the window of opportunity to smash with a force of a tsunami

Great isn't it?

 

[beh235]

wht is whatever wht choose to be at the moment.

 

[mister friendly]

ATM? you never go ATM. Word to Jay and Silent Bob

she was drunk and didnt know she didnt taste anything that means she cleaned it well.

i also found out the power of an anal orgasm. the window of opportunity to smash with a force of a tsunami

What?

 

[crazy ebw]

WUDDUP doe lot

Finished hoops with no injuries feeling like getting some grub

 

[Ox.]

Near death experiences:
I almost died of pneumonia as a baby.
I got a gun pulled on me when I was skating back in 07ish.
I was walking on top of this abandoned refinery and the catwalk gave out but I managed to jump to the side. I would've fallen into a pile of discarded metals, like long, sharp metal

 

[Ube]

I bet playing the last game of the season in any professional sport when your team isn't making the playoffs is like getting out of school for the summer. can't even begin to imagine dem feels in adulthood 

So does that mean heading to the playoffs feels like going to summer school? :x can't be.

I wouldn't think so, probably more like that summer trip you never got to go on 

I guess it would only be true for lottery teams though who had no chance of making it in the first place

^^^^^^^^^
THE DEEP THINKERS OF TAN.


quite interesting when you put it that way.

 

[crazy ebw]

Near death experiences:
I almost died of pneumonia as a baby.
I got a gun pulled on me when I was skating back in 07ish.
I was walking on top of this abandoned refinery and the catwalk gave out but I managed to jump to the side. I would've fallen into a pile of discarded metals, like long, sharp metal

Son. You living on a prayer

 

[beh235]

ATM? you never go ATM. Word to Jay and Silent Bob

she was drunk and didnt know she didnt taste anything that means she cleaned it well.

i also found out the power of an anal orgasm. the window of opportunity to smash with a force of a tsunami

What?

You got homework to do....

 

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