the thread about nothing...

In my cj class some dude shared a wild story:

I'll try to keep it as short as possible. Let's call this dude Juan.

This dude was driving to mexico in a brand new car at night. IDK where. He gets forcefully pulled over by some cartel.

Two cars are in this front and back and one on the side of him. 

They ask him what family he's from since he said that in mexico new cars such as his are bought in cash(drug money).

The cartel thought that he was from a rival cartel looking to start something.

The 5 cars that pulled him over are gun proofed suvs. In total there was about 20 men and they were all holding big guns and wearing bulletproof vests, etc.

The head guy calls the boss, which is one of Juan's childhood friends. He used to take trips to mexico and Juan would give this soon to be cartel boss toys as a kid.

So after the dude calls Juan's childhood friend to ask what to do with him, the boss guy tells him to let him go since he knew him.

Juan thought that he was doing to get got.

I was sitting in my chair like damn.

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grandtheftbike said:
when do you guys throw away your underwear? after 1 year? anyone have 3 year old undies?
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Jerry Seinfeld 
"Men wear their underwear until it absolutely disintegrates. Men hang on to underwear until, until each individual underwear molecule is so strained it can barely retain the properties of a solid. It actually becomes underwear vapor. W-we don't even throw it out, we just open a window and it goes out like dandelion spores. That's how men throw out underwear we just go (blows on the mic) and it's gone."
 
Indian officials ventured into a deep jungle, investigating several missing persons reports from a nearby city. What they found was a “Tower of Silence,” or dakhma. Zoroastrians use these sites to dispose of bodies in the open air.

While sites like these are not uncommon in certain parts of india, several peculiarities hint at something more unusual…
  1. None of the bodies depicted in the photograph were identified. Villagers from nearby, though initially surprised at the sheer number of corpses in the dakhma, proved unable to recognize the bodies. The corpses also do not match the descriptions of the missing people.
  2. There were no animals around except for maggots and flies. Zoroastrians rely on birds (i.e. buzzards) to dispose of the bodies, in the belief they are contributing back to the Earth. Officials found the corpses relatively untouched by any sort of animal.
  3. There is no official count of the bodies. In fact, little work was actually accomplished at the site and, perhaps, this is why only one photograph has emerged. Officials avoided the spot - not only because they felt uneasy looking at it, but for the following, as well:
  4. The deep pit in the center of the photograph was filled with several feet of festering blood - far more than the bodies on the outside could ever supply. The stench was so unbearable that many of the officials began to get nauseous when they first approached the dakhma.
  5. The expedition was ended when a villager accidentally kicked a small bone into the pit, penetrating the coagulated surface of the pool. A massive burst of gas from the decomposing blood erupted from the pit, splashing those looking into it, along with the photographer.
Those caught in the explosion were immediately sent to the hospital, where they were quarrantined for possible infection. They became delirious with fever, shouting about “being tainted with the blood of Ahriman” (the personification of evil in Zoroastrianism), despite never having admitted having any familiarity with the religion.

In fact, many of them had no idea what the dakhma was when they had found it. Delirium turned to insanity as many began to attack hospital staff until they were sedated. The fever eventually killed all of them.

When officials returned with HAZMAT gear the following day, the site was empty. All the bodies had been removed and, astonishingly, the pool of blood inthe pit had been drained. All that remained of the incident was this photograph.
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Am I the only person who get's uncomfortable when someone uses "haha" instead of "lol"?

I always feel like they're being passive aggressive.

#insecure
 
PLVN said:
Am I the only person who get's uncomfortable when someone uses "haha" instead of "lol"?

I always feel like they're being passive aggressive.

#insecure
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I feel u brah.. on another note I hat how kids add a messenger along with a bunch of pervs n expect to make new friends all ocer the world end of rant
 
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did something really stupid over the weekend. and I know not to blame my friend for my irresponsibility but ughh...

this literally has never happened to me. and usually i can compose myself. i really feel like all i needed was an extra 30min-hour.


Long story short got very drunk, threw up for like 45 minutes. then decided to lay down / sleep cause i was out of it. i remember my friend trying to wake me up and i'd give the response of basically someone drugged up would before going back / trying to go back to sleep.

woke up in the hospital. they did nothing but run tests and let me sleep there. now for the big bill for ambulance / emergency room |I
 
Y'all my papis IOC eyal a you'll make me feel all were and insecure ****. Duck uall
 
PLVN said:
Am I the only person who get's uncomfortable when someone uses "haha" instead of "lol"?

I always feel like they're being passive aggressive.

#insecure
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How about when they use both throughout a conversation. Talk about confusing.
 
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