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Why can't I rep any of you.
the thread about nothing...
- Thread in 'General' Thread starter Started by Renaldo Balkman,
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fellas, it is no longer safe to walk around with your mouth open.
ps
this should be a thread with the type of propositions NT comes up with after a pic of a woman.
john the jet
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with youtube and ehow out there i meanAlways had women do it for me
I can cook
Hell even after me and my ex split she did it once or twice for me
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bayyrd
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Wanted to make a tuna sandwich....couldnt open the can, and i broke the can opener 
Want to watch the game...sister wants to watch the kardashians
Made me a chicken sandwich, i didnt want to eat that
first world problems
Want to watch the game...sister wants to watch the kardashians
Made me a chicken sandwich, i didnt want to eat that
first world problems
antidope
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I dont know how to do laundry either, I tried it once my freshman year, ruined the entire load of clothes and never did it again. IDC
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damn i miss anal smex
Ox.
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nicky diamond going for a skate session, yea i'm salty that he's driving a ferrari to the spot, he also clowned on some little kid on facebook
he deserved it though
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A man is walking through the woods when he comes across a young girl crying on a bench.
"What's wrong?" he asks the girl.
"My puppy rain into the lake and he couldn't get out, so my dad went in to get him and they both drowned."
The man pauses and unzips his fly.
"Well I guess today just isn't your day."
"What's wrong?" he asks the girl.
"My puppy rain into the lake and he couldn't get out, so my dad went in to get him and they both drowned."
The man pauses and unzips his fly.
"Well I guess today just isn't your day."
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TipsyMcStagga
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Floyd with another pay day :x
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you beyonce?
show me some of your work
PayPal so I can help preserve your beauty
naw I'm good famb, thanks.
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I sent a friend request to my mom's sister about a year ago.
Stumbled upon her profile earlier today. The request is still pending, even though she posts regularly and has added other friends.
I guess she's not a big fan of mine.
Stumbled upon her profile earlier today. The request is still pending, even though she posts regularly and has added other friends.
I guess she's not a big fan of mine.
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Ox.
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did you poke her?
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that usually happens when you don't refer to them as your aunt.
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very dark joke from reddit
A beautiful woman is standing on a bridge, looking over the side and thinking about jumping off.
A homeless man walks up to her.
She sees the man coming and says, "Go away! There's nothing you can say to change my mind!"
He says, "Well, if you're going to kill yourself anyway, why don't we have sex? At least I'll enjoy it."
"Absolutely not! You're disgusting!", she replies.
The man turns and starts walking away.
"Is that all you're going to say? You're not going to try to convince me that life is worth living? Where are you going?"
"I have to make it down to the bottom. If I hurry, you'll still be warm!", he says.
For more dark jokes, go here.
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Yo sup
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First day of the new job and I already want to work tomorrow. Start saving up for Vegas its hourly and commission.
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never pass out with your shoes on
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those jokes
