So my bathroom light went out
I'm 6'2, the ceiling is at least 8ft up.
I stand on the edge of the tub to reach, as I'm reach I pull the old light bulb out, but as I do it I losing my footing, the lightbulb slips out my hand and falls to the ground.
It shatters.
Now as I'm slipping to fall to the shattered ground below, my mind races and I have 2 choices.
Slice up my feet on this light bulb.
Or somehow jump away from it.
My natural instinct kicks and some how propel myself over the shattered glass INTO the hallway
Yes I know, cool story bro