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she looks like natalie portman, drawn for family guy.
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lulzJudge: Richard, since you chose to defend yourself and fire the public defender, I guess it's your turn to question the witness.Ricky: Thank you, Your Majesty.Judge: And Richard, before you begin, I'd like to say that I think this is a very bad idea. However, you do have a right to defend yourself, so proceed, but please remember to watch your language.Ricky: Look, I can't speak without swearing, and I've only got my Grade 10, and I haven't had a cigarette since I've been arrested, and I'm ready to ******' snap. So I'd like to make a request under the people's freedom of choices and voices act that I be able to smoke and swear in your courtroom. Because if I can't smoke and swear, I'm ******! And so are all these guys. I won't be able to properly express myself at a court level, and that's ********! It's not fair and if you ask me, I think it's a ******' mistrial.Prosecutor: This man can't represent anyone...Your Honor! He's a complete and total idiot!Judge: Now although I am opposed to that kind of language in my courtroom, I'm going to allow it, as unfortunately it is part of your right to a fair trial. So you may proceed, but please, I want to remind you that this is not a carnival. Richard, you have permission to smoke and swear.Ricky: Thank you. I just gotta get some cigarettes, actually.
[Ricky walks over to the prosecutor's desk and snaps his fingers]
Ricky: Let's go, smokes!Prosecutor: But I've only got two left!Ricky: I don't care. You've been a **** all morning. It's the least you can do for me!Prosecutor: Oh, for the love of God...
[Several members of the prosecution start to light cigarettes]
Judge: Just the defendant, please.Ricky: My first order of business is to tell the prosecutor to shut the **** up and wipe that stupid ******g grin off his face because it's distraculating my case.
she can't be talking like that if she's sitting next to the king, though.I love the way Giada seems to talk out the side of mouth
Fetal alcohol lips:x :x Giada
Fetal alcohol lips, massive forehead and a jaw like the terminator... never understood how ppl beast over her so hard
massive forehead
a jaw like the terminator
yeah right...you ain't drinking nothing at 1.
Trailer Park Boys.lulz
where'd you find this
I'm with Tahrone right now..... name the bar and be there in 10.......
Literally my exact reaction. I'm going to bite my tongue because it's not worth it.
Lightweight..still wood doeFetal alcohol lips:x :x Giada
Fetal alcohol lips, massive forehead and a jaw like the terminator... never understood how ppl beast over her so hard
massive forehead
a jaw like the terminator
she looks like your avatar
How he a grown *** man doe?Da ...... ????
This cant be real.Judge: Richard, since you chose to defend yourself and fire the public defender, I guess it's your turn to question the witness.
Ricky: Thank you, Your Majesty.
Judge: And Richard, before you begin, I'd like to say that I think this is a very bad idea. However, you do have a right to defend yourself, so proceed, but please remember to watch your language.
Ricky: Look, I can't speak without swearing, and I've only got my Grade 10, and I haven't had a cigarette since I've been arrested, and I'm ready to ******' snap. So I'd like to make a request under the people's freedom of choices and voices act that I be able to smoke and swear in your courtroom. Because if I can't smoke and swear, I'm ******! And so are all these guys. I won't be able to properly express myself at a court level, and that's ********! It's not fair and if you ask me, I think it's a ******' mistrial.
Prosecutor: This man can't represent anyone...Your Honor! He's a complete and total idiot!
Judge: Now although I am opposed to that kind of language in my courtroom, I'm going to allow it, as unfortunately it is part of your right to a fair trial. So you may proceed, but please, I want to remind you that this is not a carnival. Richard, you have permission to smoke and swear.
Ricky: Thank you. I just gotta get some cigarettes, actually.
[Ricky walks over to the prosecutor's desk and snaps his fingers]
Ricky: Let's go, smokes!
Prosecutor: But I've only got two left!
Ricky: I don't care. You've been a **** all morning. It's the least you can do for me!
Prosecutor: Oh, for the love of God...
[Several members of the prosecution start to light cigarettes]
Judge: Just the defendant, please.
Ricky: My first order of business is to tell the prosecutor to shut the **** up and wipe that stupid ******g grin off his face because it's distraculating my case.
I feel you, but now you wont get access to the 2k rep secret forum.@Antidope, I requested that my reps be taken away. It was nice for a while but ultimately serves no purpose for me. If you wanna rep me, just nod ya head, it's all good.
@Pablo, that Krispy Kreme idea...I follow you