the thread about nothing...

Are you a size 30 :nerd:
can I take them? I've been looking for a pair of boyfriend jeans

I'm gonna meet up one day with my black Asian girl...
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makeup free day at school :rofl:  

no girl does it except a select few 
that was dumb and a lil sexist

newmoanyuh newmoanyuh gurl you back in 'Muricuh?
yes, and I have crazy jet lag

Makeup only makes my eyes look even more Asian. :lol:
:lol: I tried doing my asian friend's makeup, I suck at it so bad.

your face isn't foolish looking and you're not a loser :wow:
:wow: thanks

:lol:

Don't ask the dudes how those females pull up those magic tricks.


we're the one getting tricked into this bs :smh:
exactly :evil:
 
 
Happy Festivus Brahs! I see only a few of you guys are in the spirit. But **** it. I got some grievances to air out

-Since the squat got the best of me last year this year I went to the max bench......Which brings me to my first grievance

-To gym owner everywhere. If you gonna get bumper plates, don't mix then in with the regular ones, and please buy the color coded ones. Loading 35 pounds extra on one side of the bar and have me leanin off the bench like Juicy J on a Friday night is not a good look.

-To my girl. Thanks for taking me back and all, but still no Aurora Jolie action, the number of dambs I give is dwindling day-by-day. Hope you still remember some jui jitsu, cause you gonna need that monkey roll sweep real damn soon.

-To Kelly Devine, $1400 for a whole hour, **** outta here wit that b.

-To Drake, less singing, more rapping.....P.S throw in some more trap beats.

-To Rudy Gay I drafted you in the 3rd round. You said that the said that the eye surgery would fix your jumper.....you shooting percentage determined, that was a lie

-To Gentry Humphrey. **** you for what you have done to Foams, Flightposites and Barkleys. If I see you brah, Imma keep t all the way #3HUNNA.

-To the Russian chick I smashed in the Hamptons a couple times this summer. You were cool, I'm sorry life is hard for you in Russia, and I'm sorry I couldn't marry you for papers but posting pics of your pregnant stomach and tagging me on FB is not cool. Either way, I stayed strapped so that ain't mine and I'm not sending you money to go to a doctor in Russia Я не настолько глуп.

-JB still not 16s or 17s
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. And what wtf is up with the mold on the 5s
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-TV dramas: All my favorite characters died this year: Spartacus, Walt White, Tara on SOA(yeah I said it)

-To my neighbor, I see the Queen of Spades tatt. I'm not interested. 6'0 250lb, middle aged white women aren't my thing.

-Once age to the few middle aged black women. Please stop making a scene at Popeyes that unless you get the biggest breast, you are somehow getting ripped off. You holdin up the god damn line and I been fiendin for some Rippin chicken all day

-To health food stores, please mark all the body washes that have peppermint in them. Cause when the lather hits da ding tip, the burn is not joke. And I tired of explaining to my roommate why I was screaming like a lil ***** at 6 am in the morning.
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I only drank a pint of HighLife kuz the punk *** recycling spot is closed til Thursday. Dat broke life >:

I got like $30 in cans n **** from the reception on Saturday :smokin

Maker's Mark>>>

For the moment

I can get with that young fella...

Or you old school?
 
 
I only drank a pint of HighLife kuz the punk *** recycling spot is closed til Thursday. Dat broke life 
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I got like $30 in cans n **** from the reception on Saturday 
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Maker's Mark>>>

For the moment
I can get with that young fella...

Or you old school?
Not sure where 25yo would fit in? But I got an old soul and a youthful spirit 
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Anything ya'll want to know about me, just ask 
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By the way, just got Netflix 
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i just read some F'd up stuff man.. did ya'll hear about the man in ny that threw his son of a building and then threw him self off ? 
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