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I smashed some broad 2 nights ago
she almost bit my penis off giving me dome
like her buck teeth scraped against the top part of the shaft
i almost cried
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I smashed some broad 2 nights ago
she almost bit my penis off giving me dome
like her buck teeth scraped against the top part of the shaft
i almost cried
So? Tell her if you knew better you'd do betterwe booked a room and it was on her card
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In that case, it would've been a no oral/intercourse only session. Either that or instructed ice cream licks. You didn't tell her she was peeling your potato?
Please, I'm begging you. Let's not go down that road for the umpteenth timeimmediately after that happened i lost it
i told her i just wanted to watch tv, we proceeded to drink some tequila and i got horny again
she tried to go down a second time and i didn't wanna kill the vibe so i told her in the deepest and sexiest way possible, "I want your *****"
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I miss my old girl
some girls don't like that though, they insist they know what they're doing.You gotta tell em when they're not doing things right in the bedroom. Instruction is good.
some girls don't like that though, they insist they know what they're doing.You gotta tell em when they're not doing things right in the bedroom. Instruction is good.
there is an idea of a WATER,
immediately after that happened i lost it
i told her i just wanted to watch tv, we proceeded to drink some tequila and i got horny again
she tried to go down a second time and i didn't wanna kill the vibe so i told her in the deepest and sexiest way possible, "I want your *****"
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I miss my old girl
EDIT: I also could've been a douche about it but she booked the hotel and i drove and i'm not that evil of a human being to just leave her there
edit#2 hope i don't get sniped for saying *****
Lets go down the roadPlease, I'm begging you. Let's not go down that road for the umpteenth timeimmediately after that happened i lost it
i told her i just wanted to watch tv, we proceeded to drink some tequila and i got horny again
she tried to go down a second time and i didn't wanna kill the vibe so i told her in the deepest and sexiest way possible, "I want your *****"
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I miss my old girl.![]()
immediately after that happened i lost it
i told her i just wanted to watch tv, we proceeded to drink some tequila and i got horny again
she tried to go down a second time and i didn't wanna kill the vibe so i told her in the deepest and sexiest way possible, "I want your *****"
:\
I miss my old girl
EDIT: I also could've been a douche about it but she booked the hotel and i drove and i'm not that evil of a human being to just leave her there
edit#2 hope i don't get sniped for saying *****
Because sometimes we overrate chicks. One thing I learned in life is that a lot of times "dimes" have a wack sex game. I had to break this down to a homie of mine who got picky one night. He was looking at a "8", but two "5" was giving him play. I said 5+5= 10. He didn't listen and had dry balls.Please, I'm begging you. Let's not go down that road for the umpteenth time.![]()
I can't help it man
How is that the first girl that i smash after the break up, who happened to be a solid 8, had a cheese grater for a mouth?
Kinda messed up my funk there
Stay away from clowns so I ain't no criminalYou don't miss the water until the well runs dry. Or something like that. Let that be a lesson to you.![]()
You over there with bucktooth shorty trying to take a bite out of crime and ****.
I could give a damn about an ill subliminal...
Lets go down the road
Please, I'm begging you. Let's not go down that road for the umpteenth timeimmediately after that happened i lost it
i told her i just wanted to watch tv, we proceeded to drink some tequila and i got horny again
she tried to go down a second time and i didn't wanna kill the vibe so i told her in the deepest and sexiest way possible, "I want your *****"
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I miss my old girl.
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