THEE OFFICIAL 2019-2020 NBA OFFSEASON THREAD: VICTORY LAP

[everysingletime]

Luka Doncic signed with Jordan Brand.

 

[alchemist iq]

 

[casper90403]

Does anyone actually like that overhead camera angle they were showing a lot in the Lakers-Clippers game last night? Personally, I’m not a fan of it. At all.

it was terrible. I got nauseous. I dont like heights. Felt like a member of cirque de solei watching from that view.

 

[alchemist iq]

Luka Doncic signed with Jordan Brand.

Breaking late news
*Water is wet*

 

[leavemeglazzies]

Anyone who thinks that that knee to the groin wasn't 100% intentional with maximum intent of injury lives in a fantasy land and to an extent where they might as well think that those Marvel superhero movies are real-life documentaries. But I don't think those people actually exist. They know it was intentional. And they applaud him for succeeding in injuring LeBron.

LeBron came to Miami in 2010. Not a single one of the other 29 teams in the league gave him a chance throughout the entire 2010-11 and 2011-12 seasons, before the Rockets decided to give him a chance halfway through the 2012-13 season, yet he thinks it's all LeBron's fault. I bet half his own damn family didn't know who he was in 2010, yet he thinks LeBron gave enough dambs about him to be pulling strings behind the scenes in order to keep him from playing. I swear, this dude must be one of the NikeTalk LeBron haters. Thinks everything is connected to LeBron. If he walks down the street and steps on a dog ****, his first thought will be that it's somehow LeBron's fault.

 

[lovehateself]

this dude pat bev a real lame-o

gonna blame lebron too when doc ships him out for jrue

 

[moe200069]

Anyone who thinks that that knee to the groin wasn't 100% intentional with maximum intent of injury lives in a fantasy land and to an extent where they might as well think that those Marvel superhero movies are real-life documentaries. But I don't think those people actually exist. They know it was intentional. And they applaud him for succeeding in injuring LeBron.

LeBron came to Miami in 2010. Not a single one of the other 29 teams in the league gave him a chance throughout the entire 2010-11 and 2011-12 seasons, before the Rockets decided to give him a chance halfway through the 2012-13 season, yet he thinks it's all LeBron's fault. I bet half his own damn family didn't know who he was in 2010, yet he thinks LeBron gave enough dambs about him to be pulling strings behind the scenes in order to keep him from playing. I swear, this dude must be one of the NikeTalk LeBron haters. Thinks everything is connected to LeBron. If he walks down the street and steps on a dog ****, his first thought will be that it's somehow LeBron's fault.

my guy, step away from the egg nog

 

[jab step]

Anyone who thinks that that knee to the groin wasn't 100% intentional with maximum intent of injury lives in a fantasy land and to an extent where they might as well think that those Marvel superhero movies are real-life documentaries. But I don't think those people actually exist. They know it was intentional. And they applaud him for succeeding in injuring LeBron.

LeBron came to Miami in 2010. Not a single one of the other 29 teams in the league gave him a chance throughout the entire 2010-11 and 2011-12 seasons, before the Rockets decided to give him a chance halfway through the 2012-13 season, yet he thinks it's all LeBron's fault. I bet half his own damn family didn't know who he was in 2010, yet he thinks LeBron gave enough dambs about him to be pulling strings behind the scenes in order to keep him from playing. I swear, this dude must be one of the NikeTalk LeBron haters. Thinks everything is connected to LeBron. If he walks down the street and steps on a dog ****, his first thought will be that it's somehow LeBron's fault.

When did you become a Bron fan? Just don't remember you in the thread that often that's why I ask. I could be totally wrong though. I skim through NT when bored.

 

[QU!K]

this dude pat bev a real lame-o

gonna blame lebron too when doc ships him out for jrue

He dapping Ballmer mid game, they ain’t trading him

 

[lovehateself]

He dapping Ballmer mid game, they ain’t trading him

"The Clippers traded Blake Griffin 6 months after a cringeworthy free-agency pitch in which they raised his jersey to the rafters and likened him to Martin Luther King Jr. and Gandhi"
dap you say, maybe you have a point

 

[had pants]

 

[dacomeup]

Done it a couple times and pulled it again each time trying to come back too early. That and hamstring injuries are the toughest to know when to actually come back.

I just don’t know if I actually believe LeBron has this injury.....

You can figure out a player's ******* schedule with his girlfriend and tell who is injured and who isn't. Man of many talents you are.

 

[SpittaJetLife]

Feels

I don’t.

 

[trynafeelmink]

Big 3

put all of them in the ASG

A real big three when everyone is simply working with duos.. #lightyears

 

[everysingletime]

He's not though. We ain't just calling him fat because he has love handles like cp3. He is fat and his size is hurting him and detrimental to his success.

We want him to be great but he's simply too heavy.

It's simple physics. Force = mass of object x acceleration, feel me. Larger the size of object moving in a given direction, more velocity and momentum, and more negative force to slow down and stop or switch directions.

So his big *** running fast, forward and laterally, puts a LOT of force on his knees and hips, especially when he's not actually running a race and instead playing a game all over the court.

You're a weight-ist

 

[addict4sneakers]

You can figure out a player's ****ing schedule with his girlfriend and tell who is injured and who isn't. Man of many talents you are.

Can’t forget he’s a point guard too

 

[Sharpshoeter13]

some elite ****

 

[nick.]

 

[EZMONEY SERVANT]

 

[bostoiah]

A real big three when everyone is simply working with duos.. #lightyears

"Consider this a warning"

 

[HIM]

Anyone who thinks that that knee to the groin wasn't 100% intentional with maximum intent of injury lives in a fantasy land and to an extent where they might as well think that those Marvel superhero movies are real-life documentaries. But I don't think those people actually exist. They know it was intentional. And they applaud him for succeeding in injuring LeBron.

LeBron came to Miami in 2010. Not a single one of the other 29 teams in the league gave him a chance throughout the entire 2010-11 and 2011-12 seasons, before the Rockets decided to give him a chance halfway through the 2012-13 season, yet he thinks it's all LeBron's fault. I bet half his own damn family didn't know who he was in 2010, yet he thinks LeBron gave enough dambs about him to be pulling strings behind the scenes in order to keep him from playing. I swear, this dude must be one of the NikeTalk LeBron haters. Thinks everything is connected to LeBron. If he walks down the street and steps on a dog ****, his first thought will be that it's somehow LeBron's fault.

wow

 

[casper90403]

Anyone who thinks that that knee to the groin wasn't 100% intentional with maximum intent of injury lives in a fantasy land and to an extent where they might as well think that those Marvel superhero movies are real-life documentaries. But I don't think those people actually exist. They know it was intentional. And they applaud him for succeeding in injuring LeBron.

LeBron came to Miami in 2010. Not a single one of the other 29 teams in the league gave him a chance throughout the entire 2010-11 and 2011-12 seasons, before the Rockets decided to give him a chance halfway through the 2012-13 season, yet he thinks it's all LeBron's fault. I bet half his own damn family didn't know who he was in 2010, yet he thinks LeBron gave enough dambs about him to be pulling strings behind the scenes in order to keep him from playing. I swear, this dude must be one of the NikeTalk LeBron haters. Thinks everything is connected to LeBron. If he walks down the street and steps on a dog ****, his first thought will be that it's somehow LeBron's fault.

 

[freeze]

i knew there was an innate reason why I f'd with pat bev. Bro one of the founding members of **** Bron. He out for blood. Yesssssssssssssssss

 

[tay1]

i knew there was an innate reason why I f'd with pat bev. Bro one of the founding members of **** Bron. He out for blood. Yesssssssssssssssss

**** the chip on his shoulder. He ain’t gon never win a real one

 

[P C H]

Lakers don’t have a guy that they can throw on Kawhi. Glaring.

Embiid is so good when he’s locked in and motivated

Brandon Ingram taking this much of a leap is something I didn’t see coming and I came around on him being a solid / good player