THEE OFFICIAL 2019-2020 NBA OFFSEASON THREAD: VICTORY LAP

[Lizakers]

Totally unrelated to the NBA, I just walked by a table of Scientologists offering people “stress tests” and handing out copies of Dyanetics and laughed out loud because I immediately thought about the South Park Scientology episode. I’m immature.

that's not immature. It's quite rational to laugh at these cults. and frankly, all religions are cults at some point until they get millions of followers then become a "religion"
but I digress lol

 

[nick.]

Malpractice.

 

[amitt5504]

Of course Embiid is missing the Celtics game and who knows how long after that because of a dislocated finger on his ****ing off hand. Yes, I know how bad his finger looked. There was zero ligament damage in the MRI, no broken bones. Dude just dislocated a finger and it’s not even on his shooting hand. He should be good to play in a week...this isn’t something that should be an extended absence type of situation. Watch them sit him out for the next month or longer because of this.

You sure it’s because of his finger and not his girlfriend keeping him up at night throwing off his schedule?

 

[shotsrangout]

Oh really?
Interesting word your using there btw.

i’ve outgrown you a long time ago too.

 

[lawdog1]

Seent Clyde here at CES.

Cool. Not sure I like that pink on your hair though. You seem like more of a purple.

 

[geno90221]

Melo

**** Bron.

Come on man

 

[Based Jesus]

Cool. Not sure I like that pink on your hair though. You seem like more of a purple.

HIM going from the white boy band haircut to the kpop boy band haircut 2020 been wild

 

[pmatic]

 

[flyerthandelta]

Those clippers and grizz matchups was fun to watch

 

[youngwolf]

BBQ CHICKEN! I can't remember the last time I've seen Lebby actually fight through a screen. Left Rodney Hood out there to suffer.

Yo, did Steph pretend to take a ****?

 

[flyerthandelta]

Y’all do know Stephen A made that ish up

 

[akajae]

It’s a consensus that @had pants posts the worst memes by far right?

Gotta cut him some slack. He only posts in pictures.

he’s like the Charlie Day of Niketalk.

 

[frshstunna]

I'll put this up in the crib if thy got a Black version

 

[D StaXX]

Y’all do know Stephen A made that ish up

Of course.

 

[alchemist iq]

Y’all do know Stephen A made that ish up

I said it earlier in the thread, he's doing it for higher ratings. Can't can't decipher fake news well on here.

"TV never lies"

 

[Based Jesus]

Which lebby lover deleted my post? Gloria James is a mod now?
No poster in NT History has been treated as Unfairly as me! Witch Hunt!
Mainstream Mods are trying to silence Me! They're jealous of my approval rating!
I've been repped by MANY people!

 

[MajinZuub]

I've been repped by MANY people!

Yo who was it that said this again

 

[dacomeup]

Of course.

wavycrocket This what I mean. Bron is the original hot take culture target. First Take is STILL eating off of this.

 

[Vincent Van Goat]

Chris Paul’s clutch numbers this season are insane

 

[pums]

Kawhi asking for double teams when defending Harden though

 

[buc em]

I dont get why fans question a teams medical staff when they sit players out. Shouldnt the medical staff and players know more about whats going on.

You can’t be serious if you’re saying this about Embiid...........or any player on the Sixers that the medical staff has ever listed some other random mystery injury to and sat them for a ridiculous extended absence without any good explanation. Usually with little to no updates.

 

[geno90221]

Giannis got the MVP locked up?

 

[Cashflow]

 

[lawdog1]

The more stories/sub-plots about Lakers v. Clippers that come up during the season, the more I think that they won’t even end up meeting in the playoffs

 

[antidope]