THEE OFFICIAL 2019-2020 NBA OFFSEASON THREAD: VICTORY LAP

[doublemesh96]

 

[art vandelay]

Hell yeah, I could get 5 rebounds by accident. I’m shooting to draw the foul, sprinkle in a couple of and 1s, and I’m passing, praying it leads to an assist.

 

[clyde the glide]

Only 20 minutes? There are all stars who couldnt do that...

 

[picasso swerve]

Id just cherry pick, idgaf.

 

[picasso swerve]

Only 20 minutes? There are all stars who couldnt do that...

20 points in total, not per game.

 

[darthska]

That's not a great question at all.

 

[Sonny Corinthos]

 

[clyde the glide]

20 points in total, not per game.

I know. The assists would be toughest

 

[darthska]

20 points in total, not per game.

OOOOOHHHHHHHHH, that's TOTAL?!

Yeah, gimme my $250mil.

 

[darthska]

It says nobody knows that you die if you don't achieve these goals, but it doesn't say that you can't tell anyone. I'd tell the dopest player on the team that if I achieve these goals, I'll give them a 100 mil, straight up.

 

[everysingletime]

Assists would definitely be hardest part of the challenge.

Points you can just cherry pick.

Rebounds they're only asking for five.

^I'd probably offer to split 100 mil with my teammates to help me out

 

[amitt5504]

 

[Bend_The_Knee]

Rachel Nichols can get IT

 

[Air Pope]

Rachel Nichols can get IT

 

[had pants]

 

[NickFolarin]

A better question would be could you AVERAGE 2 PPG, 1 RPG & 1 APG over 82 games

 

[Bend_The_Knee]

Problem, Priest of the Sky?

 

[rolaholic]

 

[niceshoes247]

 

[MVP]

We good over here

 

[elpablo21]

This some ********

 

[B Sox]

Kobe and Kyle Lowry? Absolutely not.

 

[niceshoes247]

 

[MajinZuub]

Nash to Bron

 

[do work son]

those tweets just a scheme for you all to out your DOB so THEY can monitor you even more closely.

open your minds' eye, brethren.