THEE OFFICIAL 2019-2020 NBA OFFSEASON THREAD: VICTORY LAP

[amitt5504]

Steven Adams to Luka

Welp

 

[pmatic]

It says nobody knows that you die if you don't achieve these goals, but it doesn't say that you can't tell anyone. I'd tell the dopest player on the team that if I achieve these goals, I'll give them a 100 mil, straight up.

Assists would definitely be hardest part of the challenge.

Points you can just cherry pick.

Rebounds they're only asking for five.

^I'd probably offer to split 100 mil with my teammates to help me out

The Russell Westbrook Special.

 

[BIG LEEMELONE]

Imma just assume mine is Wade to LeBron since the date is cutoff

 

[rolaholic]

those tweets just a scheme for you all to out your DOB so THEY can monitor you even more closely.

open your minds' eye, brethren.

 

[whitemamba27]

september 18 baby too! my guy

 

[frink85]

those tweets just a scheme for you all to out your DOB so THEY can monitor you even more closely.

open your minds' eye, brethren.

the 9 digits of your social security number are the starting lineup plus four-man bench rotation of your team: GO!

 

[getback]

Harden to...

It would just wind up a step back 25 footer. Didn't even look to see who it's going to.

 

[frink85]

Harden to...

It would just wind up a step back 25 footer. Didn't even look to see who it's going to.

And then off to the club

 

[rolaholic]

september 18 baby too! my guy

Yup

 

[pmatic]

I couldn't think of a worse passer than Hassan Whiteside and a worse dunker than Kyle Lowry. But that's my combo.

 

[tupac003]

CP3 to Westbrook...

 

[elpablo21]

september 18 baby too! my guy

Why couldn't I be born a day earlier

 

[waukeganwill]

Beard to Blood. 9-17. I'll take it

 

[Tony $now]

MJ with the black shoes/white sock combo

 

[clyde the glide]

Got Adam's as passer but cant see the day. Guess that's a turnover

 

[definition of dopeness]

I’ll take it.

 

[Cashflow]

Are they going to let the players light up?

 

[Based Jesus]

those tweets just a scheme for you all to out your DOB so THEY can monitor you even more closely.

open your minds' eye, brethren.

 

[niceshoes247]

And pass the blunt

Are they going to let the players light up?

 

[htg designs]

I’ll take it.

Pretty smart way to capitalize on the moment and steal attract attention when people are seeking to give it

 

[art vandelay]

Rachel Nichols can get IT

Who you telling fam I been saying that, something about her....

 

[art vandelay]

Steven Adams to Luka

Welp

At least Luka can dunk consistently, I got Luka to Steph.

 

[MVP]

I couldn't think of a worse passer than Hassan Whiteside and a worse dunker than Kyle Lowry. But that's my combo.

Lowry would be to busy trying to flop or take a charge to even go up for the oop.

 

[dman14]

waiting for someone to create this with their ssn

 

[SpittaJetLife]

I’ll take it.

ICE Cube killing the game. I’m in