THEE OFFICIAL 2019-2020 NBA OFFSEASON THREAD: VICTORY LAP

[don ramon]

Jaden Smith literally looks like he’s on meth, has face tats, a grill and calls his friends his boyfriends (while also wearing women’s clothing and saying he’s not gay or straight he’s “just Jaden” and also that Tyler The Creator has “been his boyfriend his whole ****ing life”). The fact there was a rumor that Jaden was going to cut his **** off when he turned 18 and people really believed it tells you all you need to know about how off this dude is. Willow Smith looks like a robot and wants to be in a “throuple” where she would be dating both a man and a woman at the exact same time and share each other (she said this right in front of her mom in an interview). They’re both weird as ****. Like the **** we get on Kyrie about pales in comparison to the “wokeness” of these two kids

And yes, I know Jaden apparently started a charity recently that brought water to Flint. You can be a good person and a ****ing weirdo at the same time.

ok but why does this bother you so much?

 

[buc em]

Perhaps I'm a bit confused. You think Rose Gold has more name recognition than Molly, who hosts ESPN's most-watched show, and is married to a former pro basketball player that is on several different other shows on ESPN?

Molly’s name meant absolutely nothing before she got on that show. Ros hasn’t been on anything like that yet, isn’t in a relationship with a famous current or former athlete and is still one of the biggest up and coming names in sports reporting. Once she gets on something like that it’ll elevate her to a much higher level than Molly.

 

[Vincent Van Goat]

yikes fellas yall in here talking real spicy

These men have had it

 

[buc em]

ok but why does this bother you so much?

I’m not even the one that brought the kid up nor have I ever spoke about him previously. I just said why people don’t like him.

 

[freeze]

Madonna is from middle of nowhere, Wisconsin.......

madonna from michigan.

 

[youngwolf]

Lulz.

Can't wait for all the backpedaling we're going to hear 8 months from now.

 

[finessence]

madonna from michigan.

Same ****

 

[freeze]

Lulz.

Can't wait for all the backpedaling we're going to hear 8 months from now.

ramona looking....aight...right there....

 

[nick.]

Went to get drinks with my girl the other night. I got a few Coronas, she got a vodka soda.

Long story short, when I ask to close to the tab the bartender (male) hands me the check and says "One of the Coronas is on me". Did he just pick one up cause we got a few and the Corona was cheaper? Did he think I was cute?

 

[friscostylez]

Went to get drinks with my girl the other night. I got a few Coronas, she got a vodka soda.

Long story short, when I ask to close to the tab the bartender (male) hands me the check and says "One of the Coronas is on me". Did he just pick one up cause we got a few and the Corona was cheaper? Did he think I was cute?

he wants to run a train on your girl with you my G

 

[Mike dunleavy]

Went to get drinks with my girl the other night. I got a few Coronas, she got a vodka soda.

Long story short, when I ask to close to the tab the bartender (male) hands me the check and says "One of the Coronas is on me". Did he just pick one up cause we got a few and the Corona was cheaper? Did he think I was cute?

How much you tipped?

 

[Lake Shore Drive]

Went to get drinks with my girl the other night. I got a few Coronas, she got a vodka soda.

Long story short, when I ask to close to the tab the bartender (male) hands me the check and says "One of the Coronas is on me". Did he just pick one up cause we got a few and the Corona was cheaper? Did he think I was cute?

It’s called a buyback.
Rule of thumb used to be for every 4 drinks bartender would give you one on the house.
Nice way of telling you that your patronage is greatly appreciated and would entice the customer to keep drinking. Rarely done or practiced nowadays.

Its not a glamorous job, but if the situation presents itself I would always recommend that everyone would try bartending once in they’re life. The amount of crazy ishh you would see and experience would be invaluable.

 

[lawdog1]

he wants to run a train on your girl with you my G

This might be true, but hold out nick. , make the guy hook you up with something better than a $6 beer before you do something like that

 

[nick.]

How much you tipped?

Tipped $7 on $25

It’s called a buyback.
Rule of thumb used to be for every 4 drinks bartender would give you one on the house.
Nice way of telling you that your patronage is greatly appreciated and would entice the customer to keep drinking. Rarely done or practiced nowadays.

That's what I figured. Never seen it done, though.

he wants to run a train on your girl with you my G

I need more than a few Coronas for that

 

[freeze]

he wants to run a train on you girl with your girl my G

Fixed.

Watch your back. And your front.

 

[Mike dunleavy]

Tipped $7 on $25

Oh he wants yall

 

[B Sox]

Went to get drinks with my girl the other night. I got a few Coronas, she got a vodka soda.

Long story short, when I ask to close to the tab the bartender (male) hands me the check and says "One of the Coronas is on me". Did he just pick one up cause we got a few and the Corona was cheaper? Did he think I was cute?

So you had multiple beers and she just had one cocktail? Assuming you guys were having conversations with the bartender, he's just buying you one for being a good customer. Probably believes his tip will be greater too. If she just had one cocktail, it would be a little odd to take her lone drink off. What would you have done then?

 

[Mike dunleavy]

@shotsrangout you bartending?

 

[nikekid6]

WEAK

http://bleacherreport.com/post/nba/45e767b2-ae0d-40ab-b62f-575b374bfc62

 

[BIG LEEMELONE]

This new generation..ioeno man

 

[Mike dunleavy]

New dudes different

 

[finessence]

New dudes different

Man. Kyrie s**** ridiculous bruh

 

[moonman818]

And yall wondering why everyone calling these new ****** soft

 

[nick.]

Book's response makes sense

 

[BIG LEEMELONE]

Is playing off ball outlawed too? Why do you need the ball to score? If you're tryna work on 1 on 1 moves, why are you playing pickup?

Lol @ a 14 year old not getting picked up to run with grown men. 'It's eat or be eaten..so don't guard me too tough'