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i thought of this one last night
if someone tricks you into thinking that they are a genius, are they a genius?
if someone tricks you into thinking that they are a genius, are they a genius?
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Men can lactate...Originally Posted by angelzdope
Originally Posted by Hazeleyed Honey
I have wondered this since I was a kid. Why do men have nipples? They do not need them.
I was watching Meet the Parents today and when the dad said to Gaylord, "I have nipples; could you milk me?" I wondered that exact same thing.
Originally Posted by DearWinter219
Seriously, what the hell do I be bumping up against when I'm DEEP inside and why does it hurt both of us?
3. If girls with big ******* work at Hooters, then why dont one legged ones work at IHOP?
Originally Posted by ninjallamafromhell
All fetuses start out as female.Originally Posted by angelzdope
Originally Posted by Hazeleyed Honey
I have wondered this since I was a kid. Why do men have nipples? They do not need them.
I was watching Meet the Parents today and when the dad said to Gaylord, "I have nipples; could you milk me?" I wondered that exact same thing.
I thought fetuses are genderless.
Bingo
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BAAAZIIIINNNNNGGG!!!!Originally Posted by Redrum SB
congress?Originally Posted by 255forLife
if pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress?
Or are they just smarter than you?Originally Posted by heyson
i thought of this one last night
if someone tricks you into thinking that they are a genius, are they a genius?
a google search says otherwise
Originally Posted by KiCkSaReMyLiFe
I got alot of random thoughts. First, i saw the episode Brian addresses the Stewie question. They were going to se Cleveland's wife and Stewie said he got this one. Then Brian said nah, the fact they are too close to her , nieghbors i guess?? Almost family i guess?? so she couldn't understand him, or would be wierd. Any way Brian said people close to him cant understand or hear him. If you really pay attention to it they do only react to his actions never words, only rare F ups. But why arent people more shocked at a talking dog then a baby???
1. Why do doctors alsways leave the room when you change if they see you naked anyway?
2.Do dentists go to other dentists or other do it themselves??
3. If girls with big ******* work at Hooters, then why dont one legged ones work at IHOP?
4.Is it rude for people who use sign language to sign with thier mouthful?
5. Can you daydream at night?
6.What the hell does PU stand for?? Like ,PU, you stink.
7. Do asians get english writing tattooed on them like Americans get chinese writing?
8.How do you haandcuff a one armed man?
9. Do all girls schools have boy bathrooms?
10. How old are you before they can say you just died of old age??
11. Why isnt eleven named onety one??
12. What was the best thing before sliced bread?
13. If you try to fail and you succeed, what have you done?
And last
At a movie theater which arm rest is yours???
Originally Posted by iBlink
what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object?
Originally Posted by DearWinter219
Seriously, what the hell do I be bumping up against when I'm DEEP inside and why does it hurt both of us?
Nope. BCFTW. DoubleOriginally Posted by ZEEN1NE
Originally Posted by DearWinter219
Seriously, what the hell do I be bumping up against when I'm DEEP inside and why does it hurt both of us?
congratulations .. your becoming a father
BRO, its the Dutch, not the Danish. The Dutch built their colony as a purely commercial interest, but the British colonists, as stated in another post, ended up taking it and renaming itOriginally Posted by dendanskesimon
Somewhere in the North like the Netherlands or Denmark or one of them Danish countries where the Vikings use to lamp at. EDIT - Ok well it was an English guy but at the time Danes and the English were getting it on and shh I'm pretty sure the name originated from them, could be confused with Whales though.
Originally Posted by DearWinter219
Seriously, what the hell do I be bumping up against when I'm DEEP inside and why does it hurt both of us?
Strangely, I learned this on an episode of Tiny Toon AdventuresOriginally Posted by NJstress03
exact;y, when the dutch occupied NY it was called New Amsterdam.
I always thought its to keep your face warm.Originally Posted by CuriousGeorg3
whats the point of facial hair?
Originally Posted by viiheaven
Yes, identical twins have the same fingerprint. That's why when you're tried in court and they use fingerprints as evidence, they say they are 99% accurate, not 100%.Originally Posted by Danny Tanner
Do twins have the same fingerprints?
the unstoppable force can just move in a different direction, the real question is is there really a such thing as an immovable object?Originally Posted by iBlink
what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object?
why am I on NT at 4:20 in the am instead of laying next to my girlfriend, who happens to be leaving tomorrow?
why does Karma hit so hard?
why am I at so stuck on this girl? I mean... I'm tripping the f out for real.