This dude Em wow!!

The Greatest Rapper Isn't Black


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Originally Posted by SAMPRAS FAN

Certainly wouldn't mind a full length bad meets evil album
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Dont even say it. That would probably be my favorite album of all time.
 
I'll puke, eat it, and freak you (eww)
Battle? I'm too weeded to speak to
The only key that I see to defeat you
would be for me to remove these two Adidas and beat you
and force feed you 'em both, and on each feet is a cleat shoe
I'll lift you off your feet so fast with a roundhouse
you'll think I pulled the *%+#%+* ground out from underneath you
(!+*%%!) I aint no %*$*@# Gee, I'm a cannibal
I ain't tryin to shoot you,
I'm tryin to chop you into pieces and eat you
Wrap you in rope and plastic, stab you with broken glass
and have you with open gashes strapped to a soakin mattress
Coke and acid, black magic, cloaks and daggers (ahhh!)
#%%* the planet, til spins on a broken axis
I'm so bananas I'm showin up to your open casket
to fill it full of explosive gasses
and close it back with a lit match in it
while I sit back and just hope it catches
Blow you to fragments
Laugh roll you and smoke the ashes
 
i mean hes the greatest rapper in my lifetime ... "+$*% the next lesson i'll pass the test guessin" ... truer words never spoken ...
 
Originally Posted by LilStarZ07

i mean hes the greatest rapper in my lifetime ... "+$*% the next lesson i'll pass the test guessin" ... truer words never spoken ...


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how old are some of you dudes???
 
He's one of the greatest rappers of our generation, so I don't see how that statement could be considered far-fetched.
 
Every time i listen to Marshall Mathers LP, its cemented that he is on another level....it looks he didnt try further on in his career.
 
Originally Posted by eight2one

Every time i listen to Marshall Mathers LP, its cemented that he is on another level....it looks he didnt try further on in his career.


He's better on Eminem Show. After Em Show he stopped progressing. With Relapse he's back IMO. If Relapse and SSLP were swapped and Relapse was hisdebut people would've viewed it far more higher. I still dig Relapse. Just waitin on part 2.
 
...Now put that in ya little pipe and bite down
Think for a minute cause the hype has died down
That I won't go up in the Oval Office right now
And flip whatever ain't tied down upside down
I'm all for America, f*** the government
Tell that C. Delores Tucker $*%+ to suck a d***
Motherf*** ducked, what the f***? son of a b*tch
Take away my gun, I'm gonna tuck some other sh*t
Can't tell me sh*t about the tricks of this trade
Switchblade, with a little switch to switch blades
And switch from a six to a sixteen inch blade
#$@%'s like a samurai sword or sensai...
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I get a clean shave, bathe, go to a rave
Die from an overdose and dig myself up out of my grave
My middle finger won't go down, how do I wave?
And this is how I'm supposed to teach kids how to behave?
 
I'm Nicer than Pete, but I'm on a Search to crush a Miilkbone
I'm Everlast-ing, I melt Vanilla Ice like silicone
I'm ill enough to just straight up diss you for no reason
I'm colder than snow season when it's twenty below friezing
Flavor with no seasoning, this is the sneak preview
I'll diss your magazine and still won't get a weak review
I'll make your freak leave you, smell the Folgers crystals
This is a lyrical combat, gentlemen hold your pistols
But I form like Voltron and blast you with my shoulder missiles
Slim Shady, Eminem was the old initials (Bye-bye!)
Extortion, snorting, supporting abortion
Pathological liar, blowing %%%% out of proportion
The looniest, zaniest, spontaneous, sporadic
Impulsive thinker, compulsive drinker, addict
Half animal, half man
Dumping your dead body inside of a +$%!*#% trash can
With more holes than an Afghan


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Yea I feel like Eminem Show is when he was at his peak... and his best song lyrically?? ehhh idk thats tough... depends he has so many and many different typesof songs.. itd be to hard to choose one
 
Since I'm in a position to talk to these kids and they listen
I ain't no politician but I'll kick it with 'em a minute
Cause see they call me a menace; and if the shoe fits I'll wear it
But if it don't, then y'all'll swallow the truth grin and bear it
Now who's these king of these rude ludicrous lucrative lyrics
Who could inherit the title, put the youth in hysterics
Usin his music to steer it, sharin his views and his merits
But there's a huge interference - they're sayin you shouldn't hear it
Maybe it's hatred I spew, maybe it's food for the spirit
Maybe it's beautiful music I made for you to just cherish
But I'm debated disputed hated and viewed in America
as a mother %%%#*@% drug addict - like you didn't experiment?
Now now, that's when you start to stare at who's in the mirror
and see yourself as a kid again, and you get embarrased
And I got nothin to do but make you look stupid as parents
You *@@%$# do-gooders - too bad you couldn't do good at marriage!
(Ha ha!) And do you have any clue what I had to do to get here I don't
think you do so stay tuned and keep your ears glued to the stereo
Cause here we go - he's {*Jigga joint Jigga-chk-Jigga*}
Probably one of my favorite em verses. Just nast
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I get you blunted off of funny home grown
Cause when I smoke out I hit the trees harder than Sonny Bono
(Ohh no!!) So if I said I never did drugs
That would mean I lie AND get %%*@*+ more than the President does
I didn't catch this when I was a kid and first listened to this song. When I finally got it all I could do was laugh and shake my head.
 
Originally Posted by Ritch1088

I get you blunted off of funny home grown

Cause when I smoke out I hit the trees harder than Sonny Bono

(Ohh no!!) So if I said I never did drugs

That would mean I lie AND get #+%!%@ more than the President does
I didn't catch this when I was a kid and first listened to this song. When I finally got it all I could do was laugh and shake my head.




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homie hit a tree while sking
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Spectacular, Crystal Meth Manufacturer, Stole Your Momma's Acura, Wrecked It And Sold It Back To Her.
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