Tiger Woods put a ring on it but can't stop sexting

Damn Tiger
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It keeps getting worse. Gatorade is dropping the Tiger flavor but they sayits not because of the crash
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Yea I'm kind of salty about that too, because the Tiger flavors were also low sugar like G2 and the Focus had Theanine.
 
Did I miss this? Either way, SMH


According to reports by Us Magazine Jaimee Grubbs, who is Tiger Woods third named mistress stated that during their 31 month long affair, the golfer never used protection. She also stated that he never inquired as to whether or not she was taking any form of birth control
 
Originally Posted by Al3xis

Did I miss this? Either way, SMH


According to reports by Us Magazine Jaimee Grubbs, who is Tiger Woods third named mistress stated that during their 31 month long affair, the golfer never used protection. She also stated that he never inquired as to whether or not she was taking any form of birth control


everybody's on birth control if you have 500 dollars. Tiger does.
 
The decision, they say, has absolutely nothing to do with recent events surrounding Woods, but more to do with a strategy devised months ago to streamline their offerings.
whatever
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Q. Did you make it out of your own driveway safely this morning?

A. Then you can say that you outdrove Tiger Woods.

Q. What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning?

A. They went clubbing.

Q. What's the difference between a car and a golf ball?

A. Tiger can drive a ball 350 yards.

Based on Tiger's interests, his new product endorsements will be for Hostess.

This morning, his agent announced that the new nickname for Tiger will either be Cheetah or Lion.

His wife Elin told police that she went to rescue woods, but it looks like she really went for the driver.

Tiger just lost his endorsement with Gillette because now they can't use his ad in which he says, "This was my closest shave yet."

Elin Nordegren got hired today as a consultant. She's teaching Phil Mickelson how to beat Tiger.

He drove into a tree, then ended up with a bad lie.

Tiger Woods has a lot of nice cars, but now he has a hole in one.
 
As long as none of these chicks are pregnant by Tiger or claim to have a baby by Tiger he's good.
 
Originally Posted by Al3xis

Did I miss this? Either way, SMH


According to reports by Us Magazine Jaimee Grubbs, who is Tiger Woods third named mistress stated that during their 31 month long affair, the golfer never used protection. She also stated that he never inquired as to whether or not she was taking any form of birth control




Damn, She's airing him out like that.
 
Originally Posted by Clutchshooter


Q. Did you make it out of your own driveway safely this morning?

A. Then you can say that you outdrove Tiger Woods.

Q. What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning?

A. They went clubbing.

Q. What's the difference between a car and a golf ball?

A. Tiger can drive a ball 350 yards.

Based on Tiger's interests, his new product endorsements will be for Hostess.

This morning, his agent announced that the new nickname for Tiger will either be Cheetah or Lion.

His wife Elin told police that she went to rescue woods, but it looks like she really went for the driver.

Tiger just lost his endorsement with Gillette because now they can't use his ad in which he says, "This was my closest shave yet."

Elin Nordegren got hired today as a consultant. She's teaching Phil Mickelson how to beat Tiger.

He drove into a tree, then ended up with a bad lie.

Tiger Woods has a lot of nice cars, but now he has a hole in one.
NOOOOO!!!!!
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That's so funny. Tiger Woods jokes are only getting better.
 
Originally Posted by Mister Friendly

Originally Posted by Al3xis

Did I miss this? Either way, SMH


According to reports by Us Magazine Jaimee Grubbs, who is Tiger Woods third named mistress stated that during their 31 month long affair, the golfer never used protection. She also stated that he never inquired as to whether or not she was taking any form of birth control


Damn, She's airing him out like that.
heres the rest of it...


[h1]Report: Tiger Woods didn't wear condoms, had unprotected sex (photos, videos)[/h1]
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In this Nov. 14, 2009 file photo, Tiger Woods, from the United States, lines up a putt during the third round of the Australian Masters golf tournament at the Kingston Heath Golf Club in Melbourne, Australia. Authorities say Woods has been seriously injured in a car wreck in Florida. The Florida Highway Patrol says the PGA star hit a fire hydrant and a tree as he pulled out of his driveway early Friday, Nov. 27, 2009, in his 2009 Cadillac sport utility vehicle. Woods was taken to Health Central Hospital. His condition was not immediately known, though the news release said his injuries were serious. (AP Photo/Andrew Brownbill, File)
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Learning that Tiger Woods allegedly cheated on his wife, Elin Nordegren, while she was pregnant is bad enough. Hearing that the pro-golfer had multiple sexpartners and didn't use condoms is worse. We hope, for the health and safety of Elin, she has been seen by a doctor and her health is okay. Not only isTiger Woods ruining his reputation as an all American guy, he seems to be living in an era where free sex reigns and STDs don't exist. Tiger Woods has yetto come forward and refute any of the claims or allegations made by his alleged mistresses.The Tiger Woods Scandal: car crash, mistresses, affairs, press conferences, and apologies (photos, pictures, slideshows, videos, and poll vote now!)part 1

According to reports by Us Magazine Jaimee Grubbs, who is Tiger Woods third named mistress stated that during their 31 month long affair, the golfer never usedprotection. She also stated that he never inquired as to whether or not she was taking any form of birth control. She did not comment as to whether she hadever contracted an STD from Woods or their encounters resulted in an unwanted pregnancy.

Tiger WoodsMistresses: Rachel Uchitel, Jaimee Grubbs, Kalika Moquin, Jamie Jungers, Mindy Lawton, Cori Rist, and Porn Star Holly Sampson part2

Jaimee Grubbs, isn't the only one of Tiger Woods mistresses to make the claim.

Mindy Lawton gave a detailed account of her sexual liaisons with Woods, and her sister, Lynn told News of the World that her sister revealed that Tiger alwayshad unprotected sex with her. Lynn says that she was greatly concerned that her sister may contract an STD from Woods as she believed he was promiscuous.

There are many signs pointing to the reality that Tiger Woods is suffering from a sexual addiction. The numerous amount of mistresses combined with the riskybehaviors of unprotected sex show that he was not making rational and logical decisions. Not only was Tiger Woods jeopardizing his own health and well being,but unprotected sex also jeopardizes the life of his wife, Elin and his two unborn children.

Several of the mistresses have claimed that they were involved sexually with Tiger Woods when his wife was pregnant and after she gave birth.

Source: Us Magazine
 
"photos, videos" i was gassed
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There are many signs pointing to the reality that Tiger Woods is suffering from a sexual addiction. The numerous amount of mistresses combined with the risky behaviors of unprotected sex show that he was not making rational and logical decisions.


or he's just a dude...
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Might have been posted but here's some of Tiger Woods text messages:

Tiger: Hey Sexy I can't come out this week. Something came up family wise (July 20, 3:04 p.m.)
Jaimee: That's okay I hope everything is fine ... would have liked to see you

Tiger: We will make it happen

Jaimee: I drove out for the night to surprise a friend with a present for there birthday (July 26, 11: 22 p.m.)

Tiger: what kind of present your naked body

Jaimee: haha no a watch I slept alone

Tiger: alone with him that is

Jaimee: haha I wish

Jaimee: miss u (Sept. 27, 6:38 p.m.)

Tiger: now that's hot so who is your new boy toy

Jaimee: no new boy toy ... still running dry... been on 2 real dates in the pat 2 months
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Tiger: I need you

Jaimee: then get your tight +%$ over here and visit me! I need u

Tiger: I will wear you out soon

Jaimee: how soon? I got a new piercing

Tiger: really. Where

Jaimee: I just sent u a pic of it ... is on my cheek below my eye ... implanted a little diamond

Tiger: send it again. I didn't pick up on that

Tiger: you just need some attention from me

Tiger: do you have a boy friend (8:45 p.m.)

Jaimee: I don't even have someone I am dating ... no ... u can be my boyfriend
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Tiger: then I am

Jaimee: I wish

Tiger: quiet and secretively we will always be together

Tiger: when was the last time you got laid

Jaimee: if we hang out on a Sundway we can watch desperate houswives again haha (Sept. 30, 3:38 p.m.)

Tiger: oh god

Jaimee: take a break from watching boring old golf

Jaimee: I mean the amazing sport of golf
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Jaimee: [more than an hour later] babe I was kidding

Tiger: I know sexy

Jaimee: is it orange county time yet? (Oct. 1, 6:06 p.m.)

Tiger: oh stop
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Jaimee: hahaha I know ... but you canceled on me last time so the anticipation is killing me ... im finding myself watching sports center ... haha j/k it isn't that bad

Tiger: its never been that bad

Jaimee: very true ... I only watch football

Tiger: Figured you would say that. Big black guys.

Jaimee: u are my first, last and only black guy! U should feel special

Tiger: why do I not believe that?

Tiger: [later, in response to Jaimee's mention of a date who was "full of himself"] you kinda like that for some reason which is weird why you decided on me.

Tiger: having an asian mother and a military father you cannot and will not ever be full of yourself

Jaimee: I have fun with u, you always make me smile and I am not afraid to be myself or say anything to u ... the day I met u I thought u were going to kick me out a few times but for someone reason you didn't and u have told me numerous times I talk to much but slowly as I get to know u iI think your absolutely amazing

Tiger: you are wrong I'm bone thugs in harmon

Jaimee: Something wrong babe?I was excited to sepnd time with u this week (Oct. 15, 6:40 p.m.)

Tiger: I will you Sunda night. Its the only night in which I am totally free but I have to leave at 530 Monday morning to drive up to the valley for an outing for one of my sponsors. See you at 8 pm on Sunday in newport

Tiger: don't text me back till tomorrow morning. I have to many people around me right now

Tiger: send me something very naughty (Oct. 18, 3:40 p.m.)

Jaimee: some things are worth waiting for lol ... besides im at work

Tiger: go to the bathroom and take it

Jaimee: haha ur too much

Jaimee: are u leaving me cause your wife is still in newport
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I am lonely now ... i like falling asleep in your arms (Oct. 18, 11:38 p.m.)

Tiger: sorry baby I just can't sleep. Its just a problem I have.

Tiger: she is not here. They left this morning

Jaimee: well I appreciate you not wanting to wake me up but if y couldn't sleep I would have rather sat up and talked to u more ... find out why I keep falling more and more for u
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Tiger: Because I'm blasian
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Tiger: I'm sorry babe. Im already home.

Jaimee: I'm putting my underwear back on ... thats a no no ... come take them off

Tiger:
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you are too funny

Tiger: happy thanksgiving to you (Nov. 26, 11:16 a.m.)

Jaimee: u too love

I find it interesting he mentions Bone Thugs, havin an Asian mother and be Blasian.
 
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