Tiger Woods put a ring on it but can't stop sexting

[da doc03]

Jaimee: take a break from watching boring old golf

Jaimee: I mean the amazing sport of golf

Jaimee: [more than an hour later] babe I was kidding

@ Tiger getting pissed

 

[mister friendly]

Wow...These girls! Keeping text message logs and then releasing them.

 

[crazy dav0]

Originally Posted by Boomatic206

Might have been posted but here's some of Tiger Woods text messages:

Tiger: Hey Sexy I can't come out this week. Something came up family wise (July 20, 3:04 p.m.)
Jaimee: That's okay I hope everything is fine ... would have liked to see you

Tiger: We will make it happen

Jaimee: I drove out for the night to surprise a friend with a present for there birthday (July 26, 11: 22 p.m.)

Tiger: what kind of present your naked body

Jaimee: haha no a watch I slept alone

Tiger: alone with him that is

Jaimee: haha I wish

Jaimee: miss u (Sept. 27, 6:38 p.m.)

Tiger: now that's hot so who is your new boy toy

Jaimee: no new boy toy ... still running dry... been on 2 real dates in the pat 2 months

Tiger: I need you

Jaimee: then get your tight +%$ over here and visit me! I need u

Tiger: I will wear you out soon

Jaimee: how soon? I got a new piercing

Tiger: really. Where

Jaimee: I just sent u a pic of it ... is on my cheek below my eye ... implanted a little diamond

Tiger: send it again. I didn't pick up on that

Tiger: you just need some attention from me

Tiger: do you have a boy friend (8:45 p.m.)

Jaimee: I don't even have someone I am dating ... no ... u can be my boyfriend

Tiger: then I am

Jaimee: I wish

Tiger: quiet and secretively we will always be together

@ quietly

Tiger: when was the last time you got laid

Jaimee: if we hang out on a Sundway we can watch desperate houswives again haha (Sept. 30, 3:38 p.m.)

Tiger: oh god

Jaimee: take a break from watching boring old golf

Jaimee: I mean the amazing sport of golf

Jaimee: [more than an hour later] babe I was kidding

Tiger: I know sexy

Jaimee: is it orange county time yet? (Oct. 1, 6:06 p.m.)

Tiger: oh stop

Jaimee: hahaha I know ... but you canceled on me last time so the anticipation is killing me ... im finding myself watching sports center ... haha j/k it isn't that bad

Tiger: its never been that bad

Jaimee: very true ... I only watch football

Tiger: Figured you would say that. Big black guys.

Jaimee: u are my first, last and only black guy! U should feel special

Tiger: why do I not believe that?

Tiger: [later, in response to Jaimee's mention of a date who was "full of himself"] you kinda like that for some reason which is weird why you decided on me.

Tiger: having an asian mother and a military father you cannot and will not ever be full of yourself

Jaimee: I have fun with u, you always make me smile and I am not afraid to be myself or say anything to u ... the day I met u I thought u were going to kick me out a few times but for someone reason you didn't and u have told me numerous times I talk to much but slowly as I get to know u iI think your absolutely amazing

Tiger: you are wrong I'm bone thugs in harmon

Jaimee: Something wrong babe?I was excited to sepnd time with u this week (Oct. 15, 6:40 p.m.)

Tiger: I will you Sunda night. Its the only night in which I am totally free but I have to leave at 530 Monday morning to drive up to the valley for an outing for one of my sponsors. See you at 8 pm on Sunday in newport

Tiger: don't text me back till tomorrow morning. I have to many people around me right now

Tiger: send me something very naughty (Oct. 18, 3:40 p.m.)

Jaimee: some things are worth waiting for lol ... besides im at work

Tiger: go to the bathroom and take it

Jaimee: haha ur too much

Jaimee: are u leaving me cause your wife is still in newport

I am lonely now ... i like falling asleep in your arms (Oct. 18, 11:38 p.m.)

Tiger: sorry baby I just can't sleep. Its just a problem I have.

Tiger: she is not here. They left this morning

Jaimee: well I appreciate you not wanting to wake me up but if y couldn't sleep I would have rather sat up and talked to u more ... find out why I keep falling more and more for u

Tiger: Because I'm blasian

Tiger: I'm sorry babe. Im already home.

Jaimee: I'm putting my underwear back on ... thats a no no ... come take them off

Tiger:

you are too funny

Tiger: happy thanksgiving to you (Nov. 26, 11:16 a.m.)

Jaimee: u too love

I find it interesting he mentions Bone Thugs, havin an Asian mother and be Blasian.



one of the funniest things ever

... dude is fiend to the Nth deegree ...

too many quotables ... go into the bathroom and take it ... on the other hand ... he mad concerned w/ what she doing on the side

.... cage this dude ...

 

[ag 47]

Originally Posted by Da Doc03

Jaimee: take a break from watching boring old golf


Jaimee: I mean the amazing sport of golf

Jaimee: [more than an hour later] babe I was kidding

@ Tiger getting pissed

 

[dyyhard]

bone thugs? tiger is so mid 90s.

 

[lazyj10]

Reading those texts reminds me of people spitting game on AOL circa 1997

 

[lazy b]

http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/e/16711680/wshh536299007337Uvnyhttp://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/e/16711680/wshh536299007337Uvny

Tiger picking the dumbest broads to do it with. Pornstars? Trailer trash waitresses? This dude has no taste.

SMH at these gossiping %%* broads. No shame in their game.

 

[CP1708]

Those texts are classic.

 

[mister friendly]

Originally Posted by cRazy dav0

Originally Posted by Boomatic206

Might have been posted but here's some of Tiger Woods text messages:

Tiger: Hey Sexy I can't come out this week. Something came up family wise (July 20, 3:04 p.m.)
Jaimee: That's okay I hope everything is fine ... would have liked to see you

Tiger: We will make it happen

Jaimee: I drove out for the night to surprise a friend with a present for there birthday (July 26, 11: 22 p.m.)

Tiger: what kind of present your naked body

Jaimee: haha no a watch I slept alone

Tiger: alone with him that is

Jaimee: haha I wish

Jaimee: miss u (Sept. 27, 6:38 p.m.)

Tiger: now that's hot so who is your new boy toy

Jaimee: no new boy toy ... still running dry... been on 2 real dates in the pat 2 months

Tiger: I need you

Jaimee: then get your tight +%$ over here and visit me! I need u

Tiger: I will wear you out soon

Jaimee: how soon? I got a new piercing

Tiger: really. Where

Jaimee: I just sent u a pic of it ... is on my cheek below my eye ... implanted a little diamond

Tiger: send it again. I didn't pick up on that

Tiger: you just need some attention from me

Tiger: do you have a boy friend (8:45 p.m.)

Jaimee: I don't even have someone I am dating ... no ... u can be my boyfriend

Tiger: then I am

Jaimee: I wish

Tiger: quiet and secretively we will always be together

@ quietly

Tiger: when was the last time you got laid

Jaimee: if we hang out on a Sundway we can watch desperate houswives again haha (Sept. 30, 3:38 p.m.)

Tiger: oh god

Jaimee: take a break from watching boring old golf

Jaimee: I mean the amazing sport of golf

Jaimee: [more than an hour later] babe I was kidding

Tiger: I know sexy

Jaimee: is it orange county time yet? (Oct. 1, 6:06 p.m.)

Tiger: oh stop

Jaimee: hahaha I know ... but you canceled on me last time so the anticipation is killing me ... im finding myself watching sports center ... haha j/k it isn't that bad

Tiger: its never been that bad

Jaimee: very true ... I only watch football

Tiger: Figured you would say that. Big black guys.

Jaimee: u are my first, last and only black guy! U should feel special

Tiger: why do I not believe that?

Tiger: [later, in response to Jaimee's mention of a date who was "full of himself"] you kinda like that for some reason which is weird why you decided on me.

Tiger: having an asian mother and a military father you cannot and will not ever be full of yourself

Jaimee: I have fun with u, you always make me smile and I am not afraid to be myself or say anything to u ... the day I met u I thought u were going to kick me out a few times but for someone reason you didn't and u have told me numerous times I talk to much but slowly as I get to know u iI think your absolutely amazing

Tiger: you are wrong I'm bone thugs in harmon

Jaimee: Something wrong babe?I was excited to sepnd time with u this week (Oct. 15, 6:40 p.m.)

Tiger: I will you Sunda night. Its the only night in which I am totally free but I have to leave at 530 Monday morning to drive up to the valley for an outing for one of my sponsors. See you at 8 pm on Sunday in newport

Tiger: don't text me back till tomorrow morning. I have to many people around me right now

Tiger: send me something very naughty (Oct. 18, 3:40 p.m.)

Jaimee: some things are worth waiting for lol ... besides im at work

Tiger: go to the bathroom and take it

Jaimee: haha ur too much

Jaimee: are u leaving me cause your wife is still in newport

I am lonely now ... i like falling asleep in your arms (Oct. 18, 11:38 p.m.)

Tiger: sorry baby I just can't sleep. Its just a problem I have.

Tiger: she is not here. They left this morning

Jaimee: well I appreciate you not wanting to wake me up but if y couldn't sleep I would have rather sat up and talked to u more ... find out why I keep falling more and more for u

Tiger: Because I'm blasian

Tiger: I'm sorry babe. Im already home.

Jaimee: I'm putting my underwear back on ... thats a no no ... come take them off

Tiger:

you are too funny

Tiger: happy thanksgiving to you (Nov. 26, 11:16 a.m.)

Jaimee: u too love

I find it interesting he mentions Bone Thugs, havin an Asian mother and be Blasian.

one of the funniest things ever

... dude is fiend to the Nth deegree ...

too many quotables ... go into the bathroom and take it ... on the other hand ... he mad concerned w/ what she doing on the side

.... cage this dude ...


I think he was concerned because he was rawdoggin these broads.

 

[mister friendly]

Originally Posted by cRazy dav0

Originally Posted by Boomatic206

Might have been posted but here's some of Tiger Woods text messages:

Tiger: Hey Sexy I can't come out this week. Something came up family wise (July 20, 3:04 p.m.)
Jaimee: That's okay I hope everything is fine ... would have liked to see you

Tiger: We will make it happen

Jaimee: I drove out for the night to surprise a friend with a present for there birthday (July 26, 11: 22 p.m.)

Tiger: what kind of present your naked body

Jaimee: haha no a watch I slept alone

Tiger: alone with him that is

Jaimee: haha I wish

Jaimee: miss u (Sept. 27, 6:38 p.m.)

Tiger: now that's hot so who is your new boy toy

Jaimee: no new boy toy ... still running dry... been on 2 real dates in the pat 2 months

Tiger: I need you

Jaimee: then get your tight +%$ over here and visit me! I need u

Tiger: I will wear you out soon

Jaimee: how soon? I got a new piercing

Tiger: really. Where

Jaimee: I just sent u a pic of it ... is on my cheek below my eye ... implanted a little diamond

Tiger: send it again. I didn't pick up on that

Tiger: you just need some attention from me

Tiger: do you have a boy friend (8:45 p.m.)

Jaimee: I don't even have someone I am dating ... no ... u can be my boyfriend

Tiger: then I am

Jaimee: I wish

Tiger: quiet and secretively we will always be together

@ quietly

Tiger: when was the last time you got laid

Jaimee: if we hang out on a Sundway we can watch desperate houswives again haha (Sept. 30, 3:38 p.m.)

Tiger: oh god

Jaimee: take a break from watching boring old golf

Jaimee: I mean the amazing sport of golf

Jaimee: [more than an hour later] babe I was kidding

Tiger: I know sexy

Jaimee: is it orange county time yet? (Oct. 1, 6:06 p.m.)

Tiger: oh stop

Jaimee: hahaha I know ... but you canceled on me last time so the anticipation is killing me ... im finding myself watching sports center ... haha j/k it isn't that bad

Tiger: its never been that bad

Jaimee: very true ... I only watch football

Tiger: Figured you would say that. Big black guys.

Jaimee: u are my first, last and only black guy! U should feel special

Tiger: why do I not believe that?

Tiger: [later, in response to Jaimee's mention of a date who was "full of himself"] you kinda like that for some reason which is weird why you decided on me.

Tiger: having an asian mother and a military father you cannot and will not ever be full of yourself

Jaimee: I have fun with u, you always make me smile and I am not afraid to be myself or say anything to u ... the day I met u I thought u were going to kick me out a few times but for someone reason you didn't and u have told me numerous times I talk to much but slowly as I get to know u iI think your absolutely amazing

Tiger: you are wrong I'm bone thugs in harmon

Jaimee: Something wrong babe?I was excited to sepnd time with u this week (Oct. 15, 6:40 p.m.)

Tiger: I will you Sunda night. Its the only night in which I am totally free but I have to leave at 530 Monday morning to drive up to the valley for an outing for one of my sponsors. See you at 8 pm on Sunday in newport

Tiger: don't text me back till tomorrow morning. I have to many people around me right now

Tiger: send me something very naughty (Oct. 18, 3:40 p.m.)

Jaimee: some things are worth waiting for lol ... besides im at work

Tiger: go to the bathroom and take it

Jaimee: haha ur too much

Jaimee: are u leaving me cause your wife is still in newport

I am lonely now ... i like falling asleep in your arms (Oct. 18, 11:38 p.m.)

Tiger: sorry baby I just can't sleep. Its just a problem I have.

Tiger: she is not here. They left this morning

Jaimee: well I appreciate you not wanting to wake me up but if y couldn't sleep I would have rather sat up and talked to u more ... find out why I keep falling more and more for u

Tiger: Because I'm blasian

Tiger: I'm sorry babe. Im already home.

Jaimee: I'm putting my underwear back on ... thats a no no ... come take them off

Tiger:

you are too funny

Tiger: happy thanksgiving to you (Nov. 26, 11:16 a.m.)

Jaimee: u too love

I find it interesting he mentions Bone Thugs, havin an Asian mother and be Blasian.

one of the funniest things ever

... dude is fiend to the Nth deegree ...

too many quotables ... go into the bathroom and take it ... on the other hand ... he mad concerned w/ what she doing on the side

.... cage this dude ...


I think he was concerned because he was rawdoggin these broads.

 

[al3xis]

Tiger: now that's hot

And i guess "Wear you out" is go to line.

little generic, Eldrick.

 

[duba169]

i've never seen a story snowball so much ever

 

[MON5T3R]

This just gets better and better.

 

[T0INE]

Originally Posted by Da Doc03

Jaimee: take a break from watching boring old golf

Jaimee: I mean the amazing sport of golf

Jaimee: [more than an hour later] babe I was kidding

@ Tiger getting pissed

Those texts are classic.

But Tiger...how the +@@+ do you go up in these broads raw?

 

[bohrdom]

man, these are great!

Tiger: you are wrong I'm bone thugs in harmon

 

[crazy dav0]

by the time this is said and done ... this will be the biggest fall of all time ... wow ... w/ that being said i will watch him play golf but

everytime ic a fist pump ... he can kiss a lot of his endorsements goodbye ... its possible but this is so bad ... i just don't c how he can come back from this ....i mean like this tiger is wild

 

[crank lucas]

pics info on this rachael utica chick? she looks BANGIN, god da tiger has good taste

 

[mikescarn]

He smashed Holly Sampson?? Well done

 

[chokeonsmoke]

bone thugs........

 

[da doc03]

And more !$@%..........

[h1]http://www.tmz.com/2009/12/10/tiger-woods-order-nude-photos-british-court-england-tabloids/[/h1]

[h1]Tiger Gets Order Blocking Nude Photos, Videos[/h1]
Posted Dec 10th 2009 7:02PM by TMZ Staff

Tiger Woods' British lawyers have obtained a court order from the High Court in London[color= rgb(0, 0, 0)], prohibiting British publications from publishing any[/color] nude photos [color= rgb(0, 0, 0)]and[/color] videos [color= rgb(0, 0, 0)]of Tiger Woods ... and TMZ has obtained copies of the documents.[/color]



[color= rgb(0, 0, 0)]Tiger Woods' lawyers sent a letter to multiple UK papers and blogs, stating the court order "prevents the publication of private and confidential information contained in the Order.... this Order is not to be taken as any admission that any such photographs exist, and in the event they do exist they may have been fabricated, altered, manipulated and/or changed to create the false appearance and impression that they are nude photographs of our client."[/color]

[color= rgb(0, 0, 0)]The court order also covers any possible videos. It blocks the publication of "any photographs, footage or images taken or obtained of the claimant [Tiger] naked or any naked parts of the claimant's [Tiger's] body or of him involved in any sexual activity."[/color]

[color= rgb(0, 0, 0)]The lawyer's letter says, "Our client is not aware of any images and in any event he would not have consented to any such photographs being taken nor would he have consented to the dissemination or exploitation of the same."[/color]

Read more: http://www.tmz.com/#ixzz0ZLONoQA6

 

[dynamic x]

No !#+#*!* way those texts are real... I'm not saying this in a 100% Tiger-is-a-saint way, but I'm saying that because you'd never think Tiger wasso... immature.

He's got the fiend of a teenager, god damn.

 

[kal ripped ken]

NT was way ahead of its time with all the Tiger pics...

 

[T0INE]

Tiger Woods = EPIC FAIL

 

[da doc03]

Originally Posted by Kal Ripped Ken

NT was way ahead of its time with all the Tiger pics...

 

[brownin187]

the bone thugs n harmony line had me choked up laughin over here