U want me to do what? vol... hell yeah i suck toes

Originally Posted by Ryanbbn1

im gonna get killed for this, but wheres this from?
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Nah I'm messing with you.. it's from Paid In Full
 
Originally Posted by GreenEyes83

Originally Posted by Thugnificence

Originally Posted by dalilboy

this one time i had this girl in my bed and we kissing and stuff and she busted out saying i hella like it when guys choke me im like really so i choked the $%%$% and it turned her on even more
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choking is euphoric is done right

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hmm. i think i might have to start trying this more with my girl.
 
I remember the first time a girl asked me to put it in her butt......I gave her this look.

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I was young and I assumed such behaviors were only relegated to pornstars. I was like wait people really do that?
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This chick told me she was on her period, and I was drunk and didn't understand there would be repercussions. Let's just say I had a lot of laundry todo the next day and I had to take a 2 hour hot shower. This has happened to me like 3 times....
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And yes girls always try the post felatio make out session.......fall back!!!!
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The nastiest thing a chick wanted me to do,was do her dirty. And dirty in the literal sense. She wanted me to not shower for 3 or 4 days and then she wanted tosmell my armpits and lick down my balls. For some reason, she said it would turn her on for me to smell real real musty. I had to refuse.
 
Damn. I haven't laughed this hard on NT in a while... I started trying to quote posts but this is on a whole 'nother level

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I'm mad dudes act like tehy don't eat the box though. Ya'll not smashing girls in relationships and not eating the box.
 
Originally Posted by FromThaTown

The nastiest thing a chick wanted me to do,was do her dirty. And dirty in the literal sense. She wanted me to not shower for 3 or 4 days and then she wanted to smell my armpits and lick down my balls. For some reason, she said it would turn her on for me to smell real real musty. I had to refuse.
Wow
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I remember my senior year a girl I messed with wanted to go in through the back door than she would top me off after (she had the lube ready and everything). Ialso want to add she took a dump 30 minutes before she asked me. I don't know if she remembered taking a deuce but I declined, left, and continued toignore her through out the school year.
 
Originally Posted by FromThaTown

The nastiest thing a chick wanted me to do,was do her dirty. And dirty in the literal sense. She wanted me to not shower for 3 or 4 days and then she wanted to smell my armpits and lick down my balls. For some reason, she said it would turn her on for me to smell real real musty. I had to refuse.
should've had her a wiff of the gooch
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Originally Posted by GreenEyes83

Originally Posted by Thugnificence

Originally Posted by dalilboy

this one time i had this girl in my bed and we kissing and stuff and she busted out saying i hella like it when guys choke me im like really so i choked the $%%$% and it turned her on even more
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choking is euphoric is done right

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I knew there was a lil somethin' about you...
 
Originally Posted by FromThaTown

The nastiest thing a chick wanted me to do,was do her dirty. And dirty in the literal sense. She wanted me to not shower for 3 or 4 days and then she wanted to smell my armpits and lick down my balls. For some reason, she said it would turn her on for me to smell real real musty. I had to refuse.

i would've played the most intense full court basketball game in my life and got it crackin'.
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Originally Posted by FromThaTown

The nastiest thing a chick wanted me to do,was do her dirty. And dirty in the literal sense. She wanted me to not shower for 3 or 4 days and then she wanted to smell my armpits and lick down my balls. For some reason, she said it would turn her on for me to smell real real musty. I had to refuse.
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@ the "it kinda tingled" and honk honk pic.

I must be the only person who will kiss the girl after gettin domed up.. I'm nasty
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Originally Posted by OptimusPrimeAPhiA

Damn. I haven't laughed this hard on NT in a while... I started trying to quote posts but this is on a whole 'nother level

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I'm mad dudes act like tehy don't eat the box though. Ya'll not smashing girls in relationships and not eating the box.

been with my girl for 11 months and still havn't given her the treatment...
 
Originally Posted by Patmc13

Originally Posted by OptimusPrimeAPhiA

Damn. I haven't laughed this hard on NT in a while... I started trying to quote posts but this is on a whole 'nother level

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I'm mad dudes act like tehy don't eat the box though. Ya'll not smashing girls in relationships and not eating the box.

been with my girl for 11 months and still havn't given her the treatment...


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Don't be surprised if she getting the "treatment" fromthe next guy....
 
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