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this thread is laughs....
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Originally Posted by gambit215
You know when God was making the BP for man, he was like hey to get them to WANT to have sex, ill make it feel good, Ill give them orgasms, that will motivate them to procreate, but we just flipped the game to a whole nother levelI know he up there just shaking his head, like I DIDNT MEAN 2 Girls 1 Cup guys!!!!!!
Originally Posted by samuelturnerr
any of you guys ever tried the alaskan pipeline if a chick asks u run away....fast
1. | trans-alaskan pipeline | |
Where someone $%$!% into a condom, freezes it, then uses it as a dildo. |
Two people/animals put each others @@%!*%+$ together as if their @@%!*%+$ are kissing, then one proceeds to %*#! from their *@%#!!# into the other *@%#!!# without breaking the pipeline and letting %*#! fall out onto the floor. |
This %%#+ sounds like lyrics from a wack *#% song.Originally Posted by CIDMAN911
She asked to put her finger in my butt.
I was like "Bish say what?!"
So as punishment for saying that, She got a finger in her butt.
Originally Posted by ericberry14
Originally Posted by samuelturnerr
any of you guys ever tried the alaskan pipeline if a chick asks u run away....fast
2.trans- alaskan pipeline
1.
trans-alaskan pipeline
Where someone $%$!% into a condom, freezes it, then uses it as a dildo.
Two people/animals put each others @@%!*%+$ together as if their @@%!*%+$ are kissing, then one proceeds to %*#! from their *@%#!!# into the other *@%#!!# without breaking the pipeline and letting %*#! fall out onto the floor.
Originally Posted by MR MONDAY NIIGHT
You don't wanna knowOriginally Posted by rwfanatic
Originally Posted by FIRST B0RN
I am down for almost anything, however this one female wanted a Cleavland Steamer, I couldn't oblige.
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Spoiler [+][h3]Cleveland steamer[/h3]
The Cleveland steamer is a form of coprophilia, where a person defecates on a partner's chest.[sup][6][/sup][sup][7][/sup] The term received news attention through its use in a U.S. Congress staff hoax email and being addressed by the United States Federal Communications Commission.[sup][8][/sup]
Originally Posted by Spot Rusherz
This %%#+ sounds like lyrics from a wack *#% song.Originally Posted by CIDMAN911
She asked to put her finger in my butt.
I was like "Bish say what?!"
So as punishment for saying that, She got a finger in her butt.
Originally Posted by toine2983
This thread is comedy.
Originally Posted by ericberry14
Originally Posted by samuelturnerr
any of you guys ever tried the alaskan pipeline if a chick asks u run away....fast
2.trans- alaskan pipeline
1.
trans-alaskan pipeline
Where someone $%$!% into a condom, freezes it, then uses it as a dildo.
Two people/animals put each others @@%!*%+$ together as if their @@%!*%+$ are kissing, then one proceeds to %*#! from their *@%#!!# into the other *@%#!!# without breaking the pipeline and letting %*#! fall out onto the floor.
Originally Posted by awwsome
shorty asked me to %*%* her armpit.
The *%!$???Originally Posted by solefood229
This thread is crazy.
For me white girls get the craziest, I had one chick who wanted me to drop elbows on her back while I was giving back shots
I swear it looked like I was breaking boards in a karate movie, the same chick wanted me to put her head in the door and close it on her neck, I was like hell naw black guy + white girl in Ga = jail time
I once got my grundle licked,I was squirming like a lil B
Originally Posted by Sorkoram
this thread jumped in a hurry
I'm a damn freak, no shame in my game, you only LIVE once ..Imma experience all the's and's I can before I die
The *%!$???Originally Posted by SNEAKERKING757
solefood229 wrote:
I once got my grundle licked,I was squirming like a lil B