U want me to do what? vol... hell yeah i suck toes

Originally Posted by gambit215

You know when God was making the BP for man, he was like hey to get them to WANT to have sex, ill make it feel good, Ill give them orgasms, that will motivate them to procreate, but we just flipped the game to a whole nother levelI know he up there just shaking his head, like I DIDNT MEAN 2 Girls 1 Cup guys!!!!!!


haha thats real talk
 
Originally Posted by samuelturnerr

any of you guys ever tried the alaskan pipeline if a chick asks u run away....fast

1.
trans-alaskan pipeline


Where someone $%$!% into a condom, freezes it, then uses it as a dildo.
2.trans- alaskan pipeline

Two people/animals put each others @@%!*%+$ together as if their @@%!*%+$ are kissing, then one proceeds to %*#! from their *@%#!!# into the other *@%#!!# without breaking the pipeline and letting %*#! fall out onto the floor.

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She asked to put her finger in my butt.

I was like "Bish say what?!"

So as punishment for saying that, She got a finger in her butt.

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Originally Posted by CIDMAN911

She asked to put her finger in my butt.

I was like "Bish say what?!"

So as punishment for saying that, She got a finger in her butt.

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This %%#+ sounds like lyrics from a wack *#% song.
 
Originally Posted by ericberry14

Originally Posted by samuelturnerr

any of you guys ever tried the alaskan pipeline if a chick asks u run away....fast

1.
trans-alaskan pipeline


Where someone $%$!% into a condom, freezes it, then uses it as a dildo.
2.trans- alaskan pipeline

Two people/animals put each others @@%!*%+$ together as if their @@%!*%+$ are kissing, then one proceeds to %*#! from their *@%#!!# into the other *@%#!!# without breaking the pipeline and letting %*#! fall out onto the floor.

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You didn't need to post that.
 
this one time i had this girl in my bed and we kissing and stuff and she busted out saying i hella like it when guys choke me im like really so i choked the$%%$% and it turned her on even more
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chick ask me to beat while on her period .... I could not do it.

Baby, if your reading this, I lov ya! LOL
 
Originally Posted by MR MONDAY NIIGHT

Originally Posted by rwfanatic

Originally Posted by FIRST B0RN

I am down for almost anything, however this one female wanted a Cleavland Steamer, I couldn't oblige.

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You don't wanna know
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[h3]Cleveland steamer[/h3]
The Cleveland steamer is a form of coprophilia, where a person defecates on a partner's chest.[sup][6][/sup][sup][7][/sup] The term received news attention through its use in a U.S. Congress staff hoax email and being addressed by the United States Federal Communications Commission.[sup][8][/sup]


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Originally Posted by Spot Rusherz

Originally Posted by CIDMAN911

She asked to put her finger in my butt.

I was like "Bish say what?!"

So as punishment for saying that, She got a finger in her butt.

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This %%#+ sounds like lyrics from a wack *#% song.


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this thread jumped in a hurry
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I'm a damn freak, no shame in my game, you only LIVE once ..Imma experience all the
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Originally Posted by ericberry14

Originally Posted by samuelturnerr

any of you guys ever tried the alaskan pipeline if a chick asks u run away....fast

1.
trans-alaskan pipeline


Where someone $%$!% into a condom, freezes it, then uses it as a dildo.
2.trans- alaskan pipeline


Two people/animals put each others @@%!*%+$ together as if their @@%!*%+$ are kissing, then one proceeds to %*#! from their *@%#!!# into the other *@%#!!# without breaking the pipeline and letting %*#! fall out onto the floor.

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Hahahaha
 
i suffered from very pain constipation when i was 5 years old.

My posterior has been off limits to anyone since then.
 
Originally Posted by solefood229

This thread is crazy.


For me white girls get the craziest, I had one chick who wanted me to drop elbows on her back while I was giving back shots

I swear it looked like I was breaking boards in a karate movie, the same chick wanted me to put her head in the door and close it on her neck, I was like hell naw black guy + white girl in Ga = jail time



I once got my grundle licked,
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I was squirming like a lil B
The *%!$???
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Originally Posted by Sorkoram

this thread jumped in a hurry
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I'm a damn freak, no shame in my game, you only LIVE once ..Imma experience all the
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Originally Posted by SNEAKERKING757

solefood229 wrote:
I once got my grundle licked,
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I was squirming like a lil B
The *%!$???
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yea I'm not a fan of that either,
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Its not the tickling that bothers me i just hate havin my +%% hole and gooch wet like that
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