U want me to do what? vol... hell yeah i suck toes

Its Ya Boy Yo Gotttiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!

I been sleepin on this post

Kneeshy baby shup imma be in the chi next month you can touch it in the hunndreds word to chrissy



 
Originally Posted by OHyeah10

so i had sex in my girls basement while her whole family was upstairs. we tried to go through her shorts but the pant leg wasnt big enough so she just took them off. i was mad scared too incase one of her family memebers came down! dont worry i didnt kiss her after busting in her mouth this time
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stop lyin. you kno you kissed her & shared that nut.
 
Originally Posted by krazy88s

Originally Posted by IluvJordanXI

Originally Posted by Thugnificence

Originally Posted by IluvJordanXI

I was getting head in the living room and her mom was in the other room on the phone and when I was about to blow, I told her and she said "Do It"
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. I didn't though because I was really scared and just went back home with blue balls but I cured that while watching bang bros.
so basically you chose masturbation over havin a girl make you nut.

you sir are a disgrace to all men
I rather bust at home then get busted by her mom.
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IMO you still should've done it. Unless you're a screamer.
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Shooooot I'm like a choirboy when I get to the top of that ladder
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Screaming for a good 5 mins

be on some "OOOOH YEAAAA. KC, JOJOOOOO " not givin a damn
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My ex was a real freak who liked the public setting. So one time we're in a matinee movie on a day we skipped school (this was my senior year of HS Ithink). Midway through the movie she unzips my pants and starts grabbing for my johnson. I'm bugging the eff out at this point because I've never doneanything in public before. So I'm looking around frantic to make sure no one's looking, but there was literally only one guyin the theatre with us and he's a few rows down (we were in the very back). So she leans over and start topping me off. So she get into to it and drops outof her seat and onto her knees. Now I'm not sure about any of you guys... but when I'm getting domed up, I close my eyes and imagine classical musicplaying... preferably some Beethoven (I really don't know why, but when I erupt, I hear the climax of the music). So I'm there in the seat gettingserved and she's on her knees going at it and I hear a footstep.

I open my eyes and the guy from up front is standing there, like two rows away, with a camera phone.
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Originally Posted by Forgot About Jae

Originally Posted by krazy88s

Originally Posted by IluvJordanXI

Originally Posted by Thugnificence

Originally Posted by IluvJordanXI

I was getting head in the living room and her mom was in the other room on the phone and when I was about to blow, I told her and she said "Do It"
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. I didn't though because I was really scared and just went back home with blue balls but I cured that while watching bang bros.
so basically you chose masturbation over havin a girl make you nut.

you sir are a disgrace to all men
I rather bust at home then get busted by her mom.
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IMO you still should've done it. Unless you're a screamer.
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Shooooot I'm like a choirboy when I get to the top of that ladder
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Screaming for a good 5 mins

be on some "OOOOH YEAAAA. KC, JOJOOOOO " not givin a damn
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!


WHOA!! why you screamin out dudes names?
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Originally Posted by iBlink

My ex was a real freak who liked the public setting. So one time we're in a matinee movie on a day we skipped school (this was my senior year of HS I think). Midway through the movie she unzips my pants and starts grabbing for my johnson. I'm bugging the eff out at this point because I've never done anything in public before. So I'm looking around frantic to make sure no one's looking, but there was literally only one guy in the theatre with us and he's a few rows down (we were in the very back). So she leans over and start topping me off. So she get into to it and drops out of her seat and onto her knees. Now I'm not sure about any of you guys... but when I'm getting domed up, I close my eyes and imagine classical music playing... preferably some Beethoven (I really don't know why, but when I erupt, I hear the climax of the music). So I'm there in the seat getting served and she's on her knees going at it and I hear a footstep.

I open my eyes and the guy from up front is standing there, like two rows away, with a camera phone.
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haha. you know that dude prollybeat his meat to that video later that night
 
Got in a shower wit a shorty and we pee'd on each other and I then served her up. After we did our deeds we just cleaned up since we were already in theshower. It was her idea.
 
Originally Posted by Thugnificence

Originally Posted by iBlink

My ex was a real freak who liked the public setting. So one time we're in a matinee movie on a day we skipped school (this was my senior year of HS I think). Midway through the movie she unzips my pants and starts grabbing for my johnson. I'm bugging the eff out at this point because I've never done anything in public before. So I'm looking around frantic to make sure no one's looking, but there was literally only one guy in the theatre with us and he's a few rows down (we were in the very back). So she leans over and start topping me off. So she get into to it and drops out of her seat and onto her knees. Now I'm not sure about any of you guys... but when I'm getting domed up, I close my eyes and imagine classical music playing... preferably some Beethoven (I really don't know why, but when I erupt, I hear the climax of the music). So I'm there in the seat getting served and she's on her knees going at it and I hear a footstep.

I open my eyes and the guy from up front is standing there, like two rows away, with a camera phone.
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haha. you know that dude prollybeat his meat to that video later that night


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Weirdest request I have gotten in the past was to nut inside a girl and let the juices leak out into a shot glass in which case she would take it down...

I would of done it except too risky in first part of request...
 
Originally Posted by Thugnificence

Originally Posted by iBlink

My ex was a real freak who liked the public setting. So one time we're in a matinee movie on a day we skipped school (this was my senior year of HS I think). Midway through the movie she unzips my pants and starts grabbing for my johnson. I'm bugging the eff out at this point because I've never done anything in public before. So I'm looking around frantic to make sure no one's looking, but there was literally only one guy in the theatre with us and he's a few rows down (we were in the very back). So she leans over and start topping me off. So she get into to it and drops out of her seat and onto her knees. Now I'm not sure about any of you guys... but when I'm getting domed up, I close my eyes and imagine classical music playing... preferably some Beethoven (I really don't know why, but when I erupt, I hear the climax of the music). So I'm there in the seat getting served and she's on her knees going at it and I hear a footstep.

I open my eyes and the guy from up front is standing there, like two rows away, with a camera phone.
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haha. you know that dude prollybeat his meat to that video later that night


God know how long he was standing there though.
 
Originally Posted by iMixedi

Got in a shower wit a shorty and we pee'd on each other and I then served her up. After we did our deeds we just cleaned up since we were already in the shower. It was her idea.
what the !$$!
 
Originally Posted by iBlink

My ex was a real freak who liked the public setting. So one time we're in a matinee movie on a day we skipped school (this was my senior year of HS I think). Midway through the movie she unzips my pants and starts grabbing for my johnson. I'm bugging the eff out at this point because I've never done anything in public before. So I'm looking around frantic to make sure no one's looking, but there was literally only one guy in the theatre with us and he's a few rows down (we were in the very back). So she leans over and start topping me off. So she get into to it and drops out of her seat and onto her knees. Now I'm not sure about any of you guys... but when I'm getting domed up, I close my eyes and imagine classical music playing... preferably some Beethoven (I really don't know why, but when I erupt, I hear the climax of the music). So I'm there in the seat getting served and she's on her knees going at it and I hear a footstep.

I open my eyes and the guy from up front is standing there, like two rows away, with a camera phone.
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umm...what?
 
Originally Posted by Thugnificence

Originally Posted by iMixedi

Got in a shower wit a shorty and we pee'd on each other and I then served her up. After we did our deeds we just cleaned up since we were already in the shower. It was her idea.
what the !$$!

I hope you're lying
 
Originally Posted by Thugnificence

Originally Posted by iMixedi

Got in a shower wit a shorty and we pee'd on each other and I then served her up. After we did our deeds we just cleaned up since we were already in the shower. It was her idea.
what the !$$!


Like... really?
 
Originally Posted by JACKEL56

Originally Posted by iBlink

My ex was a real freak who liked the public setting. So one time we're in a matinee movie on a day we skipped school (this was my senior year of HS I think). Midway through the movie she unzips my pants and starts grabbing for my johnson. I'm bugging the eff out at this point because I've never done anything in public before. So I'm looking around frantic to make sure no one's looking, but there was literally only one guy in the theatre with us and he's a few rows down (we were in the very back). So she leans over and start topping me off. So she get into to it and drops out of her seat and onto her knees. Now I'm not sure about any of you guys... but when I'm getting domed up, I close my eyes and imagine classical music playing... preferably some Beethoven (I really don't know why, but when I erupt, I hear the climax of the music). So I'm there in the seat getting served and she's on her knees going at it and I hear a footstep.

I open my eyes and the guy from up front is standing there, like two rows away, with a camera phone.
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umm...what?

It's a bad habit. The first time I ever got dome was in my living room and the music choice channel for classical music was on the TV by accident. Idon't do it all the time though.
 
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My girl was on the patch one time and she was begging for me to nut inside her cause she thought she would get some sort of pleasure out of it
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. That !$+# felt
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though, I did it twice that day. She's constantly asking if she can put her finger in my doody hole
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This could be thread of the year in '09 and the year just started...btw y'all are straight freaks...I did suck my girls toes last night though
 
I sense a lot of ducktales going on and a lot of bannishments/suspensions including myself
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Originally Posted by Born To Be Fly

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Every emoticon can be used in some part of this thread. Straight comedy.
My girl was on the patch one time and she was begging for me to nut inside her cause she thought she would get some sort of pleasure out of it
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. That !$+# felt
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though, I did it twice that day. She's constantly asking if she can put her finger in my doody hole
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let her do it fam. As soon as she does it,
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on her.
Bet she wont ask again
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