U want me to do what? vol... hell yeah i suck toes

Originally Posted by Face82

I sense a lot of ducktales going on and a lot of bannishments/suspensions including myself
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why would there be banishments/suspensions? what rules has this thread violated
 
I was never into but sex. My girl finally talked me into it about a year ago so I lubed up and got the tip in.

She jerked violently and hit her head on the foot board of my bed, then ran to the bathroom screaming her $+! hurt. I just sat on the bed like... never again.
 
This thread is way past informative...ishh on that Disgusting x Ducktales level now...
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Seriously surprised that it aint been locked though.

Between this thread, and the other one where dude posted pron on page 4 and 5 and the thread is up to page 15 and still not locked, you'd think the Mods ison Vacation or something...
 
Originally Posted by SuperAntigen

This thread is way past informative...ishh on that Disgusting x Ducktales level now...
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Seriously surprised that it aint been locked though.

Between this thread, and the other one where dude posted pron on page 3 and 5 and the thread is up to page 15 and still not locked, you'd think the Mods is on Vacation or something...
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lol. i heard about that in S&T, dude was talkin reckless about the mods too.
 
Originally Posted by Thugnificence

Originally Posted by SuperAntigen

This thread is way past informative...ishh on that Disgusting x Ducktales level now...
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Seriously surprised that it aint been locked though.

Between this thread, and the other one where dude posted pron on page 3 and 5 and the thread is up to page 15 and still not locked, you'd think the Mods is on Vacation or something...
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lol. i heard about that in S&T, dude was talkin reckless about the mods too.
nahhh buddy, different thread--this one is in general...
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Originally Posted by ghettoeinstein

man i @+*$%% right after my bestfriend (unknowningly ) it was a jumpoff tho but i ate the monk
fam i hope you know that funny tase that her vajayjay had, was your best friend jizz

Originally Posted by SuperAntigen

Originally Posted by Thugnificence

Originally Posted by SuperAntigen

This thread is way past informative...ishh on that Disgusting x Ducktales level now...
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Seriously surprised that it aint been locked though.

Between this thread, and the other one where dude posted pron on page 3 and 5 and the thread is up to page 15 and still not locked, you'd think the Mods is on Vacation or something...
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lol. i heard about that in S&T, dude was talkin reckless about the mods too.
nahhh buddy, different thread--this one is in general...
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na we talkin bout the same thread. he was just talkin bout it in S&T, but he said he did it in General.
 
Originally Posted by SuperAntigen

This thread is way past informative...ishh on that Disgusting x Ducktales level now...
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Seriously surprised that it aint been locked though.

i'm hoping it stays up through today cause this junk makes the day go by faster at work
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definitely a lot of ducktales going on but not like anyone can post pics
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Originally Posted by iBlink

My ex was a real freak who liked the public setting. So one time we're in a matinee movie on a day we skipped school (this was my senior year of HS I think). Midway through the movie she unzips my pants and starts grabbing for my johnson. I'm bugging the eff out at this point because I've never done anything in public before. So I'm looking around frantic to make sure no one's looking, but there was literally only one guy in the theatre with us and he's a few rows down (we were in the very back). So she leans over and start topping me off. So she get into to it and drops out of her seat and onto her knees. Now I'm not sure about any of you guys... but when I'm getting domed up, I close my eyes and imagine classical music playing... preferably some Beethoven (I really don't know why, but when I erupt, I hear the climax of the music). So I'm there in the seat getting served and she's on her knees going at it and I hear a footstep.

I open my eyes and the guy from up front is standing there, like two rows away, with a camera phone.
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bet you didn't have dude e-mail you a copy of the video
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Some of yall's sex life is straight wack, it's all about thinking outside the box. I feel sorry for when you meet that freak of a lifetime and you onlywanna do missionary and snooze after 5 medicore pumps. My girl and I have done it all, and will do it again and again and then some more, still working on thethreesome tho (MFF)
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. Tips on convincing her? And for you dudes accidentally having "buttsecks" that's a lie, you can't accidentally putit in there. %%#@ you can't put it in there if you tried
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omg face has me on the floooooorrrr. and 703 unless your girl is a super duper freak that threesome will be hard because i know for me if you are mine you areALL mine. and i dont want to share at all.
 
Originally Posted by selfmadepimp

omg face has me on the floooooorrrr. and 703 unless your girl is a super duper freak that threesome will be hard because i know for me if you are mine you are ALL mine. and i dont want to share at all.
QFT. i couldn't do it.
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Originally Posted by selfmadepimp

omg face has me on the floooooorrrr. and 703 unless your girl is a super duper freak that threesome will be hard because i know for me if you are mine you are ALL mine. and i dont want to share at all.


Yea, that's the same thing she told me, maybe it's a good thing she doesn't want to go thru with it. At first she was down until one of her girlshad one and the bf was too into the other girl and she got mad and the relationship was pretty much deaded. Last night she told me she wanted to *+%% in theclub. Not in the bathroom but like somewhere in the cut not in the middle of the floor tho
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. Damn, I wanna do it outside in the woods again. Sorry NT forthe tmi, i'm in a 2 day drought and it's killin me.
 
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