::UPDATE:: So I Just Wanted To See WHat would Happen.. ::UPDATE::

[dg kyrk 33]

Originally Posted by SPEAKdaTRUF

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-UPDATE-

ok guys so i went to the doctor yesterday to talk to him about my nut pains and it turns out that i effed up pretty bad. I started gettin tenderness around my pecs n their retaining a lil bit of water. They been botherin me a hellaa lot n idk whatsup. Well, at first my doc didnt believe me, i go into his office right? this is basically the convo:

doc: hi there, how you doin? i see youre havin testicular pain (after the routine bs q's he asked me)
me: yeah, its getting pretty bad
doc: you know what could be a cause?
me: well if i took 4 birth control pills, would that do it?
doc: --starts laughing. my ++*!+% DOCTOR started laughing. he thought it was a joke. 15 seconds later when he calmed down, hes like yepp that would do it... so you dont know what could have caused the pain?
me: ...
me: i told you i took 4 of my girl's bc pills
-doc got all serious
doc: .. why would you do that?
me: cuz i wanted to see what would happen
doc: so you took four
(im startin to get pissed now cuz i dont think this man's taking me 100% seriously. im lance armstronging over here worrying bout growing d-cups and the other stuff nt told me)
me: yeah. so what should i do?

the dude tells me to change into that white-dress thing, disappears, and comes back 15 min later with a diff doc who asked me questions for a hella long time. ******ed questions bout fam history and cancer and std's and idont even kno.

they leave, come back and tell me that i gotta come back in and talk to a diff doctor, and the next appt is in two days (which is tomorrow now). in the meanwhile, i have to stop taking birth control pills.

ok and yeah, my g/f's screename is dakota and yea that was her post. shes hella pissed at me right now cuz she found out that it dont matter if im takin birth control, she can still get pregnant, and she said some stupid @$@ bout messin up her cycle or w/e. shes basically not talkin to me no more cuz she thinks i lied to her so i dont have to use a condom.

->oh and i appreaciate all the help, it really made me realize how serious it was. Ill post what happens at this next appt tomorrow

WTH?


Stop taking them? As in this occurred more than once?

I'm dying here just because of the way he said it.

 

[rowenarrow]

This is awesome.

 

[yamakazi18]

wow.

 

[thunderchunk69]

Originally Posted by rowenarrow

This is awesome.

 

[bboi4lif3]

Originally Posted by rowenarrow

This is awesome.

Originally Posted by rtz13

Originally Posted by leothegod

son, im in my school library cell dying

 

[home skillet biscuit]

^dude bought out the Honey Bunches of Oats lady....there are no emoticons that can express how I feel...I'm Swayze.

 

[missinpieces]

[sammie] the crazy things I do for love [/sammie] lookin boi

your girl must have that

@%%!%
she got her YOU takin HER pills

seeing that your relationship is done...tell her I said "whatsup"

 

[mrmundaynite]

they leave, come back and tell me that i gotta come back in and talk to a diff doctor, and the next appt is in two days (which is tomorrow now). in the meanwhile, i have to stop taking birth control pills.


OH MY GOD

 

[binman3k3]

Originally Posted by retepelnart

Originally Posted by Dakingii

at the update, they playin you fam, they just want the whole hospital to know about what you did. Aint no excuse to bring in 3 different doctors

QFT

thanks for the update, took my head off my finals a bit thanks

def needed a good laugh after studying my butt off

 

[johnnyredstorm]

Have you tried masturbating?

 

[nickle dime bay]

i still cant belive you actually wanted to see "what would happen"

 

[c0nev3rge]

!*# man

 

[verbatim]

Get your mind right.

 

[thagreatj]

i still cant believe this crap went thismany pages.

 

[moneymakinmatt]

Instant classic!

 

[feelmode]

I just came back in here because i cant get over the part where the doctors kept being like, "wait hold up", and then another one would come in.Doctors straight hittin you with that Something About Marry "hey everybody, you're not going to believe this get in here" routine man

I can only imagine the jokes they were telling in confidence after your visit. Classic stuff, classic stuff.

 

[kal ripped ken]

oh my god

you've got to be kidding me.

 

[jpioneer]

OMG this is turning even more epic

 

[scotthallwithapick]

they leave, come back and tell me that i gotta come back in and talk to a diff doctor, and the next appt is in two days (which is tomorrow now). in the meanwhile, i have to stop taking birth control pills

 

[Dunk Demon]

 

[carminepower]

^^

 

[bdis1986]

Originally Posted by rowenarrow

This is awesome.

tears.....

 

[seniosoul]

Originally Posted by SPEAKdaTRUF

alright so right now, i got my girl livin with me at my place right? well last night, she left out four loose birth control pills on the counter (like out of the packaging) andd at like 2 am one night, i stumbled into my kinda drunk and saw em. I popped all four of em and went to bed.

big mistake

i woke up in the middle of the night with my nuts killin me like no other. im talkin, sharp, blueballs pain alright? idk whats goin on, but i try to go back to bed. wake up few mins later cuz my hands and fingertips were tingling and i had a throbbing headache.

idk what to do, but i managed to convince my beezy that we dont need to use a condom cuz one of us is on the pill.

sooo any advice from yall? anyone else go thru tha same thing? howd you get over it?
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
-UPDATE-

ok guys so i went to the doctor yesterday to talk to him about my nut pains and it turns out that i effed up pretty bad. I started gettin tenderness around my pecs n their retaining a lil bit of water. They been botherin me a hellaa lot n idk whatsup. Well, at first my doc didnt believe me, i go into his office right? this is basically the convo:

doc: hi there, how you doin? i see youre havin testicular pain (after the routine bs q's he asked me)
me: yeah, its getting pretty bad
doc: you know what could be a cause?
me: well if i took 4 birth control pills, would that do it?
doc: --starts laughing. my ++*!+% DOCTOR started laughing. he thought it was a joke. 15 seconds later when he calmed down, hes like yepp that would do it... so you dont know what could have caused the pain?
me: ...
me: i told you i took 4 of my girl's bc pills
-doc got all serious
doc: .. why would you do that?
me: cuz i wanted to see what would happen
doc: so you took four
(im startin to get pissed now cuz i dont think this man's taking me 100% seriously. im lance armstronging over here worrying bout growing d-cups and the other stuff nt told me)
me: yeah. so what should i do?

the dude tells me to change into that white-dress thing, disappears, and comes back 15 min later with a diff doc who asked me questions for a hella long time. ******ed questions bout fam history and cancer and std's and idont even kno.

they leave, come back and tell me that i gotta come back in and talk to a diff doctor, and the next appt is in two days (which is tomorrow now). in the meanwhile, i have to stop taking birth control pills.

ok and yeah, my g/f's screename is dakota and yea that was her post. shes hella pissed at me right now cuz she found out that it dont matter if im takin birth control, she can still get pregnant, and she said some stupid @$@ bout messin up her cycle or w/e. shes basically not talkin to me no more cuz she thinks i lied to her so i dont have to use a condom.

->oh and i appreaciate all the help, it really made me realize how serious it was. Ill post what happens at this next appt tomorrow

NT Archives + WTH YOU SAY i no undastand u

 

[cucumbercool]

yo.
lol, stupid

 

[patrick425]