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Whenever a retail store goes out of business, as has been the trend in recent years, they always manage to fool people with the hype surrounding their final clearance sales. Ernie’s the type of guy who will rush over there after work, thinking he’ll land a big screen TV for pocket change, only to come back home with an AM/FM clock radio and a copy of Now That’s What I Call Music: Volume 4.Ernie trying to get in on the new bought-out free agent vets craze feels like if my grandma told me she was trying to get into bitcoin: I know this is not going to end well.
To be fair, focusing on the buyout market is still probably the best outcome we could hope for this year. Without breaking up the core, we had only two things teams would want: our first round pick and Kelly Oubre. Standing pat was the only sensible option.
If Ernie wants to fill Sheldon Mac’s roster spot with a warm body capable of taking Jodie Meeks’ minutes for the rest of the season, great, but there’s virtually no chance of bringing in an impact player.
Should any notable players hit the market, they’ll latch on with a contending team and/or a team with a disabled player exception, as Greg Monroe did. Nobody is signing with Washington until all the bandwagons are full. That’s when Ernie Grunfeld will wrap up his new clock radio. Try to act surprised.