What do yo say/do to avoid buying a drink for a girl in a club/lounge/bar?

[hugo]

Lmao A+ execution. Ima try the is she worth it one and why one

 

[ksteezy]

Ask them to write an essay explaining why and what the expected outcome will be.

 

[Comparison Ford]

Her: Hey, what's that you're drinking?

Me: Left Hand Milk Stout

Her: MMM! That sounds good!

Me: It is. Wanna buy me another?

GOODBYE.

 

[Mark Antony]

Her: buy me a drink?
you: about 30 to 40 grand cocksucker, beat it
her:huh?

 

[cocotaso1]

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[adobecs4]

 

[ricky409]

I dont even say anything

Just hit em' with the

 

[andycrazn]

say "NO MONEYYYYYY" in my asian accent.

 

[dipsetgeneral]

/thread

 

[ricky409]

famb... this thread was delivered...

so much lulz...

"water on the rocks"

"why?"

"gimme da wop first"

x

 

[Gill Baka Esq. LLC.]

 

[ricky409]

true story...

i'm not sure if this is a good thing or a bad thing...

but i think, i'm all my years hittin the club... i've had maybe ONE CHICK ask me to cop her a drink in the club...

and i'm saying one cuz i dont remember any..

i'm not sure if i'm too damb ugly or broke looking... or so swagged up the yambs cant see a sucker bone in my body..

ioneem know, bruhz...

 

[prostaffer]

sometimes i give them the...

"do I look that easy?! "

3/4 so far on that one.

 

[prostaffer]

sometimes i give them the...

"do I look that easy?! "

3/4 so far on that one.

 

[dauldierce]

Girl: Can you buy me a drink

Me: No.

 

[airtostep]

if i don't know u, u aint getn a damn thing.

 

[airtostep]

if i don't know u, u aint getn a damn thing.

 

[kiiing]

Me: I'll ask you a question and it'll be the answer to both our questions.

 

[night marcher01]

Me: I'll ask you a question and it'll be the answer to both our questions.

Mmmm... I like.

Her: Ok! What is it?

Me: U finna let me find out what dat thang smell like?

 

[pharelfor3]

Word, usually just hit them with one of these

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A+ execution there sir. lol

 

[ricky409]

bummmp... this thread was too damb funny not to die.

 

[the nomad]

I don't go to places unless the alcohol is free to me, usually comps. If I do have to pay I don't mind buying a drink, there's an art to buying a woman a drink.

 

[Thierry Henry]

I don't go to places unless the alcohol is free to me, usually comps. If I do have to pay I don't mind buying a drink, there's an art to buying a woman a drink.

please elaborate

 

[xsourdieselx]

"I walk by 'em and wink
I don't feel T-Pain cause I never had to "Buy Em a Drink" (not me)
Double shot of 'your name here' baby I am the drink"

 

[Bonafide]

Some awesome replies in here.....my favorite is "why?"