What Fact Did You Learn At An Embarrassingly Late Age?

[PRIME]

I thought the capital of MD was Baltimore up till 15.

 

[friscostylez]

"The main campus is located on a 1,022-acre (414 ha) site near Goleta, California, United States, 8 miles (13 km) from Santa Barbara and 100 miles (160 km) northwest of Los Angeles."

"Although UCSB has a Santa Barbara mailing address, as do other unincorporated areas around the city, only this entry parcel is in the Santa Barbara city limits."

 

[johnnyredstorm]

I thought a lamb was just a female goat.

 

[ice city fc]

Well there it is. But according to the Goleta wikipedia page the land the campus sits on isn't part of the land that was incorporated as Goleta last decade either.

Like I said man I dont know I just knew the mailing address says SB. 

 

[ao17]

Chasing Waterfalls =/= Jason Waterfalls

 

[SC kid]

Jason waterfalls had a messed up life b |I

 

[Sir San Diego]

Some women (who can grow them) shave their mustaches off.

A woman can grow hairs on her breasts. Turned down a bad one in college after feeling her in the dark, freaking out and turning the light on and then kicked her out. Found out a couple years later it was common, although most women pluck them out. I swear I thought that chick was on some ****** **** and panicked.

 

[RustyShackleford]

Thought buffalo wings came from buffalos.

Come at me.

I thought they came from chickens raised in Buffalo.

I used to think to myself as a kid "Damb dem chickens must be freezin up dere"

-Not until I watch video making fun of Jessica Simpson on the same subject did I realize I was an idiot

 

[fontaine]

I thought a lambb was just a female goat.

Fixed

 

[kvsm23vs24]

Damn. Was she good looking?

 

[Sir San Diego]

Yep. @ myself.

 

[onewearz]

just remembered I pronounced hors d'oeuvres ( hores de vores ) for a minute

my wife almost gave birth laughing in the supermarket when she heard me say it

 

[deleted]

I thought the Star Spangled Banner's lyrics were "for the land of the free and the home of the brave" until a month ago.

 

[Ube]

I thought the Star Spangled Banner's lyrics were "for the land of the free and the home of the brave" until a month ago.

how old are you, b?

 

[htg designs]

I thought the Star Spangled Banner's lyrics were "for the land of the free and the home of the brave" until a month ago.

guess i still reside in darkness

 

[macbk]

DC is really a female? Or is that just jokes?

I used to think to myself as a kid "Damb dem chickens must be freezin up dere"

Said that out loud just now.

 

[pip777]

That women don't urinate from their vaginas.

 

[dabottom305]

I'm pretty sure I've gotten workout advice and tips on making post workout shakes from DCAllAmerican.. Not that there's anything wrong with it but it kinda feels like I've been bench pressing with a female spotter.

 

[GrizzlyAnimal]

 

[deleted]

how old are you, b?

I'm old enough to be your father young man.

 

[celticspride34]

I'm pretty sure I've gotten workout advice and tips on making post workout shakes from DCAllAmerican.. Not that there's anything wrong with it but it kinda feels like I've been bench pressing with a female spotter.

She's the Brienne of Tarth of NTWT.... The black Brienne of Tarth ...

 

[JVII]

Turns out, it's "metro boomin want some more, *****"

Spoiler: Warning: Spoiler!

not "bet yo booty want some more, *****"

 

[servechilled81]

 

I thought the Star Spangled Banner's lyrics were "for the land of the free and the home of the brave" until a month ago.

guess i still reside in darkness

o'er as in over

 

[RustyShackleford]

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I thought the Star Spangled Banner's lyrics were "for the land of the free and the home of the brave" until a month ago.

how old are you, b?

Many people don't know that brah.

"O'er" sound like "for the" when sung.

I didn't know the Star Spangled Banner had numerous verses until like 2013, real talk.

I moved to the US in 8th grade and it was never mention in the two US History classes I took.

I went to a elementary school recital with this girl I was dating and the lil kids sang it. I sat my *** down after the first verse, but errbody kept standing. I had no idea why.

When the kids kept going.......

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[celticspride34]

And I just now learned that about the SSB...