What Fact Did You Learn At An Embarrassingly Late Age?

[dabottom305]

They're what culture vultures call Chinese food.

 

[realshoemice]

I'm Jewish and discovered porn at a young age , b4 I got snipped I thought i still had extra skin because i hadn't grown out of it yet

Don't ask me when I got snipped b

 

[thenewjs23]

Didn't learn to ruffle my suspect till I was 20. Had to adapt, yambs stayed on deck until I deployed had needed to release. I'm 34 and have been going gang busters ever since

The year after high school I found out I was highly desired by the females. I had no idea, too busy working to notice.

 

[lamekilla]

But @DCAllAmerican is a girl?! And she might be Jamele Hill?!

 

[legreyfoxx]

read an article about Birdman being "bi-sexual" at a point in his life. Not sure if it its true but my coworker said there's more than one article on the matter

 

[crystalmethod]

I thought people in Brazil spoke Brazillian until I was 19. Then I saw the Incredible Hulk

I hate this.
I'm from Brazil and constantly get asked that if I speak Brazilian, I always say...no, nobody does.

I used to think G-unit was a basketball player when I first saw the reebok shoes came out.

We have a winner

 

[crystalmethod]

Just found out that when girls pee, they wipe all the way from ther *** to the front.

Edit:I meant from the front all the way to back

 

[geraldg2309]

 

[SC kid]

Greg Unit was power forward for the bucks

 

[change the name Snyder]

Just found out that when girls pee, they wipe all the way from ther *** to the front.

if she wiping bootyhole towards da P, you might wanna dead that relationship b

 

[Nouss]

^ I was just about to say. No, no they don't.

I was surprised to find out girls don't pee in a straight line like dudes. Seen this drunk chick piss outside and piss went everywhere. :x

 

[change the name Snyder]

comes out like a pressure washer when they really gotta go

real savages look for damp ankles and water spots on heels when the club lets out

 

[Nouss]

bruh

 

[ice city fc]

^ I was just about to say. No, no they don't.

I was surprised to find out girls don't pee in a straight line like dudes. Seen this drunk chick piss outside and piss went everywhere. :x

Yea man first time I seen that I was like "whoah"

 

[tr1ll]

A couple of months ago I found out people stand up when they wipe.

It was until I was around 27 ish I figured out that every single thing you want to to do a female, they want done to them....

 

[friscostylez]

A couple of months ago I found out people stand up when they wipe.

It was until I was around 27 ish I figured out that every single thing you want to to do a female, they want done to them....

care to list these things

 

[tr1ll]

A couple of months ago I found out people stand up when they wipe.

It was until I was around 27 ish I figured out that every single thing you want to to do a female, they want done to them....

care to list these things

I used to be scared to pull, slap, ect and.....other things.......seen in film.

I met a few females that put me on game.

 

[retro23j]

DC is a female??

 

[willzway26]

Adidas shoes cause knee and ankle injuries

 

[thenewjs23]

^ I was just about to say. No, no they don't.

I was surprised to find out girls don't pee in a straight line like dudes. Seen this drunk chick piss outside and piss went everywhere. :x

That's because she's not a lady. A lady will will take the the peace fingers and spread the lips so it don't go eveywhere.

Peeing with it mashed In there is nasty b.

 

[Mark Antony]

I JUST woke up in a new bugatti.

 

[blkrstr21]

up until about my jr year in high school, I thought Malibu was in florida....and i have no idea why i thought that

 

[pacificnorsewst]

 
up until about my jr year in high school, I thought Malibu was in florida....and i have no idea why i thought that

Same, but with Palm Springs. 

 

[willzway26]

Yeh when I saw there was a Hollywood in South Florida I was like

 

[dabottom305]

Yeh when I saw there was a Hollywood in South Florida I was like

When I was younger I thought THE Hollywood was here lol