What Fact Did You Learn At An Embarrassingly Late Age?

[celticspride34]

Legit thought meatloaf was something fictional.

Till my white step mom made it for me.

Did the weebey.gif at the table.

You thought meatloaf was magic mystery meat from Doug?...

 

[dabottom305]

A fellow NT member recently told me Shrimp/Ham/Chicken fried rice and the Chinese food wings aren't real Chinese food dishes.

I legit thought about it for 2 days.

Blew my mind.

 

[tsamshox]

I'm pretty sure I've gotten workout advice and tips on making post workout shakes from DCAllAmerican.. Not that there's anything wrong with it but it kinda feels like I've been bench pressing with a female spotter.

CRINE.

 

[AZwildcats]

 

DCallamerican is a female???
Mind is blown.

its Jemele Hill

Similar to OP, I thought Mexicans invented the Spanish language until like high school

never occurred to me that Spanish = Spain  

 

[W)taps]

 

Similar to OP, I thought Mexicans invented the Spanish language until like high school

never occurred to me that Spanish = Spain  

Another random fact is that the spanish language came from arabic. 

edit*

to be more specific, arabic influenced the spanish language a lot.

 

[dipsetgeneral]

At 10 years old, i finally found out girls poop too. I thought they only pee'd.

 

[Ube]

how old are you, b?

I'm old enough to be your father young man.

I highly doubt that "old man" I'm 42,btw.


I remember it because I had to learn it in school and I guess i never seemed to forget it.






































Not srs.

 

[ncgrownscflown]

Using Sandpaper isn't a good idea....
Shoulda known after the 4time. Now I can't aim right

 

[jordan novice]

I thought approximately meant exactly for many many years.

When teachers be teaching us stuff in class and say, the answer is approximately 24.37. I thought they were just showing their vocabulary and using another word for precisely

 

[adobecs4]

Using Sandpaper isn't a good idea....
Shoulda known after the 4time. Now I can't aim right

Bruh...

 

[law3001]

Jesus christ I didn't expect this level of dumb *** ness from yall

 

[nikeskywalker]

I thought Felix Trinidad was black until he opened his mouth.

 

[geraldg2309]

I used to think G-unit was a basketball player when I first saw the reebok shoes came out.

 

[RustyShackleford]

I thought Felix Trinidad was black until he opened his mouth.

He is black doe

 

[still itachi]

Thought Philadelphia was a state until I was like 8. 

 

[andretti]

East saint Louis is in Illinois .

 

[deleted]

I used to think G-unit was a basketball player when I first saw the reebok shoes came out.

 

[freeze]

found out last thursday joe budden and kenyon martin are different ******

 

[8pm at msg]

I used to think Mel Gibson and Tom Hanks were related when I was younger. Or the same person with different names

I didn't really know what a keurig/k-cup was until 2 years ago I just called them coffeemakers/filters...

 

[celticspride34]

Michael Jackson once being a black man shocked me as a child... Still does....

 

[iDon’tRead]

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At 10 years old, i finally found out girls poop too. I thought they only pee'd.

magaine if they only peed that booty eating would be good

 

[blakep267]

I went to my normal barbershop buy my usual guy wasn't there so I got into another chair. The barbe then started asking me if I wanted a 2. I'm like I want it close( I've been saying close and low for the last 15 years to various barbers).

He looked puzzled and kept saying numbers. I then went home and googled what he meant.

 

[fontaine]

A fellow NT member recently told me Shrimp/Ham/Chicken fried rice and the Chinese food wings aren't real Chinese food dishes.

I legit thought about it for 2 days.

Blew my mind.

They're not?

At 10 years old, i finally found out girls poop too. I thought they only pee'd.

We teach our young boys that women are infallible...

Nothing wrong with that, bro

 

[Coromanti]

 

A fellow NT member recently told me Shrimp/Ham/Chicken fried rice and the Chinese food wings aren't real Chinese food dishes.

I legit thought about it for 2 days.

Blew my mind.

They're not?

Not at all.  If you have any asian friends stop by for dinner at their place/moms place. Completely different menu and taste.

 

[krazy88s]

 

A fellow NT member recently told me Shrimp/Ham/Chicken fried rice and the Chinese food wings aren't real Chinese food dishes.


I legit thought about it for 2 days.


Blew my mind.

They're not?

Not at all.  If you have any asian friends stop by for dinner at their place/moms place. Completely different menu and taste.

Ok, then what are they?