What would you use during a zombie invasion?

1. Steel forged adamantanium extend-able and collapsible crowbar with the tip coated in a super deadly flesh eating bacteria that is only immune to me. Holographic and ACOG sight on the crowbar for precision breaking in and entering and as well as adequate skull bashing.

2. SOPMOD M4 with laser beams and EOTech sights, forward pistol grip attached to body armor that is part of the gun encapsulating the wearer in ballistic mesh capable of stopping the puncturing of a unicorn's horn. Bullets fire their own bullets which fires a mini explosive capable of blowing up enemies within a 15 feet radius excluding myself because of its fear of me.

3.Tumbler with t-rex legs as wheels so I can run through any object. Vehicle is coated with green acid blood from the aliens from Alien so come at me bros.
 
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Originally Posted by AntonLaVey

Originally Posted by jumpman247

Originally Posted by AntonLaVey


i have a batmobile and guns, you have cans of food......what are you gonna do chuck cans of food and batteries at the zombies?
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Zombies won't be climbing into my attic I'm good.
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But i will, with a burner

Who the hell is stupid enough to live in a post apocalyptic world with flesh thirsty creatures without a weapon? Anne Frank xenu rest her soul thought he could hide in her attic forever we all know how that turned out.
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I do have a few guns, but I wouldn't be dumb enough to fire them off unless I really needed too. But I'm sure you're already aware of the fact that if you fire a weapon it will attract more zombies. I'll assume you have a couple weapons, a beretta m9 maybe a glock 19? You probably even have a machete.
Hell you're ready to rock in roll, just the thought of killing a zombie gives you a powerful erection similar to taking two Viagra. In fact your an amazing zombie killer, you slice, and you dice and you chop zombies heads off. 

One dead two dead, erection growing, *SLASH ZOMBIE BLOOD EVERYWHERE* You're a professional zombie BUTT KICKER. They keep coming, three dead, four dead.

You know you can't slice zombies forever, so you start shooting, your aim is impeccable, your arm so steady in this apocalyptic madness. 

But bullets don't last forever my friend, and soon your out. What will you do Anton?

Hold up I'm making a PB&J in my attic.........
 
Originally Posted by AntonLaVey

Originally Posted by jumpman247

Originally Posted by AntonLaVey


i have a batmobile and guns, you have cans of food......what are you gonna do chuck cans of food and batteries at the zombies?
laugh.gif
Click to expand...
Zombies won't be climbing into my attic I'm good.
Click to expand...
But i will, with a burner

Who the hell is stupid enough to live in a post apocalyptic world with flesh thirsty creatures without a weapon? Anne Frank xenu rest her soul thought he could hide in her attic forever we all know how that turned out.
Click to expand...
I do have a few guns, but I wouldn't be dumb enough to fire them off unless I really needed too. But I'm sure you're already aware of the fact that if you fire a weapon it will attract more zombies. I'll assume you have a couple weapons, a beretta m9 maybe a glock 19? You probably even have a machete.
Hell you're ready to rock in roll, just the thought of killing a zombie gives you a powerful erection similar to taking two Viagra. In fact your an amazing zombie killer, you slice, and you dice and you chop zombies heads off. 

One dead two dead, erection growing, *SLASH ZOMBIE BLOOD EVERYWHERE* You're a professional zombie BUTT KICKER. They keep coming, three dead, four dead.

You know you can't slice zombies forever, so you start shooting, your aim is impeccable, your arm so steady in this apocalyptic madness. 

But bullets don't last forever my friend, and soon your out. What will you do Anton?

Hold up I'm making a PB&J in my attic.........
 
Originally Posted by jumpman247

Originally Posted by AntonLaVey

Originally Posted by jumpman247

Zombies won't be climbing into my attic I'm good.
Click to expand...
But i will, with a burner

Who the hell is stupid enough to live in a post apocalyptic world with flesh thirsty creatures without a weapon? Anne Frank xenu rest her soul thought he could hide in her attic forever we all know how that turned out.
Click to expand...
I do have a few guns, but I wouldn't be dumb enough to fire them off unless I really needed too. But I'm sure you're already aware of the fact that if you fire a weapon it will attract more zombies. I'll assume you have a couple weapons, a beretta m9 maybe a glock 19? You probably even have a machete.
Hell you're ready to rock in roll, just the thought of killing a zombie gives you a powerful erection similar to taking two Viagra. In fact your an amazing zombie killer, you slice, and you dice and you chop zombies heads off. 

One dead two dead, erection growing, *SLASH ZOMBIE BLOOD EVERYWHERE* You're a professional zombie BUTT KICKER. They keep coming, three dead, four dead.

You know you can't slice zombies forever, so you start shooting, your aim is impeccable, your arm so steady in this apocalyptic madness. 

But bullets don't last forever my friend, and soon your out. What will you do Anton?

Hold up I'm making a PB&J in my attic.........
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Originally Posted by jumpman247

Originally Posted by AntonLaVey

Originally Posted by jumpman247

Zombies won't be climbing into my attic I'm good.
Click to expand...
But i will, with a burner

Who the hell is stupid enough to live in a post apocalyptic world with flesh thirsty creatures without a weapon? Anne Frank xenu rest her soul thought he could hide in her attic forever we all know how that turned out.
Click to expand...
I do have a few guns, but I wouldn't be dumb enough to fire them off unless I really needed too. But I'm sure you're already aware of the fact that if you fire a weapon it will attract more zombies. I'll assume you have a couple weapons, a beretta m9 maybe a glock 19? You probably even have a machete.
Hell you're ready to rock in roll, just the thought of killing a zombie gives you a powerful erection similar to taking two Viagra. In fact your an amazing zombie killer, you slice, and you dice and you chop zombies heads off. 

One dead two dead, erection growing, *SLASH ZOMBIE BLOOD EVERYWHERE* You're a professional zombie BUTT KICKER. They keep coming, three dead, four dead.

You know you can't slice zombies forever, so you start shooting, your aim is impeccable, your arm so steady in this apocalyptic madness. 

But bullets don't last forever my friend, and soon your out. What will you do Anton?

Hold up I'm making a PB&J in my attic.........
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*clap clap*
 
Originally Posted by wHo NicE as HiM

head for highland surrounded by water

capture new turned zombie dime pieces and smash until their rotting and unattractive
go on the hunt for exotic cars and boats i wanted and couldn't afford and test drive them.

offer dime pieces shelter in return for sex 


...chill and survive in the meantime watching dvd's and netflix off of dead people's credit cards
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that's the life
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Originally Posted by wHo NicE as HiM

head for highland surrounded by water

capture new turned zombie dime pieces and smash until their rotting and unattractive
go on the hunt for exotic cars and boats i wanted and couldn't afford and test drive them.

offer dime pieces shelter in return for sex 


...chill and survive in the meantime watching dvd's and netflix off of dead people's credit cards
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that's the life
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Stock up on food that doesn't go bad.
Take my shotgun, hit up a gunstore take all the ammo and guns possible.
Go out into the country, & find the biggest ranch with a farm & live my life!
 
Stock up on food that doesn't go bad.
Take my shotgun, hit up a gunstore take all the ammo and guns possible.
Go out into the country, & find the biggest ranch with a farm & live my life!
 
Surround house with outward facing treadmills
Spark up a J
Chill while you guys waste all your energy trying to kill them
 
Surround house with outward facing treadmills
Spark up a J
Chill while you guys waste all your energy trying to kill them
 
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